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4 years ago

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MC, after midterms: I want to sleep for like 40 hours.

Solomon: Yeah, you know that's a coma right?

MC:...

MC: God, that sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.


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4 years ago

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Asmodeus: Benefits of dating me:

Asmodeus: You will Be dating me. I could go on, but I think I've made my point.


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4 years ago

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Mammon: Hey

Solomon: Hello.

Mammon: I can't sleep.

Solomon: I can.

Solomon: Goodnight.


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4 years ago

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Lucifer: You were hurt, what do you remember?

MC: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Lucifer: We didn't take an ambulance, Satan drove us.

MC: But I heard a siren.

Satan: That was Mammon.

Mammon: Oi shaddup, I was nervous alright?


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4 years ago

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Satan: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Lucifer: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.

Leviathan: Spiders.

Belphegor: Wasps and Hornets.

Satan: Terriers.

Mammon: Luke.


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4 years ago

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Beelzebub: There's no 'I' in brothers but there's one in Pizza.

Mammon: So you're not going to share.

Beelzebub: I'm not going to share.


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4 years ago

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[At Mammon's funeral]

Lucifer: Can we have a moment alone with our dear brother?

Other demons: Yeah of course.

Satan, to mammon: Alright listen fucker, we know you aren't actually dead.

Mammon: *opens eyes* no shit! But how else would I get the witches to leave me alone?

Asmodeus: MC has been crying in their room for the past hour because they think you're dead, you monster.


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4 years ago

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MC, unable to sleep: Hey Mammon, what time is it?

Mammon, also staying up while browsing Majolish: I dunno, pass me that kazoo.

Mammon: *plays kazoo*

Satan: MAMMON IT'S 3AM STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO-

Mammon: It's 3AM.


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4 years ago

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Lucifer: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

Diavolo, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate


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4 years ago

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MC: *finds a dog*

Lucifer: We are not keeping that.

Satan: We let you keep Mammon


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4 years ago

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MC: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Satan: Belphegor literally killed you last month.

MC: Ya but I'm still here am I not?

Mammon: Okay but they've got a point.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 10/50

MC: Here you are Lucifer, nice hot cup of coffee.

Lucifer: Oh, it's cold.

MC: Nice cup of coffee.

Lucifer: It's horrible!

MC: Cup of coffee.

Lucifer: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

MC: Cup.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 9/50

Satan: Let me see what you have

MC: A knife!

Satan: Okay, have fu-

Lucifer: NO


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4 years ago

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Asmodeus: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby.

MC: What baby?

Asmodeus: Me


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4 years ago

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Mammon: *gets down on one knee*

MC: Oh my god it's finally happening.

Mammon: *ties shoelaces*

MC, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing fucking crocs


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4 years ago

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Lucifer: I'm not doing too well.

Lucifer: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Mammon: *walks into the room*

Lucifer: Oh look there it is again.


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4 years ago

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MC: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Satan: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when you double over in pain because you broke your hand and he bends over to ask if you're alright, kiss him.

Belphegor: Stab him.

Mammon: Dump him.

Beelzebub: I can throw you at him?

Leviathan: Kick him in the shin.

Diavolo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.


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4 years ago

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Mammon: Why would you give a knife to my human????

Belphegor: MC felt unsafe.

Mammon: Now I feel unsafe!

Belphegor: I'm sorry

Belphegor:... would you like a knife

Lucifer in the background: Belphegor nO-


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4 years ago

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Mammon: *hears a bang*

Mammon: *throws MC over his shoulder*

Mammon: BEEL GRAB THE SMALL ONES FIRST THEIR TINY LEGS ARE USELESS


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4 years ago

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Mammon: If I as kidnapped, what would you do?

Satan bored and trying to read a book: Nothing.

Lucifer doing paperwork: Wait 5 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.


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4 years ago

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Diavolo: I'm gay.

MC: Water's wet. Beel is hungry. Levi is hot.

Diavolo: What

MC: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.

Leviathan blushing furiously: Did you say I'm hot?


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4 years ago

Imagine (Leviathan)

In which you can hear whatever music your soulmate is listening to. This is the seventeenth time today that you’ve heard the theme song to some anime that doesn’t actually exist and it’s driving you mad but wait there’s a boy humming it right there with headphones on.

(Imagine under the cut)

The music starts up again and you want to cry.

You can’t for the life of you figure out what song your soulmate has been listening to for the past week and it’s driving you insane.

Your best friend must see the anguish on your face, because he snickers and nudges your side.

“Same music?”

“YES IT’S THE SAME MUSIC!”

Solomon doesn’t even try to hide his amusement as you pull out your earbuds and scroll through your playlist to find an obnoxious song to play back at your soulmate.

Mean while, poor Levi was just vibing on a bench while Asmodeus was shopping, watching another episode of the newest devildom anime.

When suddenly new music filtered through his ears and he had to pause his episode to figure out what was happening.

He knew how his soulmark worked, but you had never played your own music so loud.

The poor boy nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a laugh a few steps away, and saw Solomon with a human girl.

“Finally! The song isn’t playing Solomon! It stopped!”

His human friend was snickering as he watched his female friend do a little happy dance in glee, and Levi rolls his eyes before turning his attention away from you and Solomon.

He unpaused his anime, and almost immediately, immediately heard the groan through his headphones.

“IT STARTED AGAIN SOLOMON PICK A SONG QUICK!”

Leviathan nearly passed out when he realized that you might be hearing the music from his anime, so he did a little test.

Turning his attention to you, he paused his anime, then unpaused it several times, his face falling with your confused expression.

“Wait they keep stopping the music then starting it. What the fuck are they doing?”

Aaaand that’s when Solomon looked around for some unknown reason, and saw Levi staring at the two in fear as his finger hovered over the play button on his DDD.

Yeah Solomon just about choked on his own spit when he looked between the two and realized what was going on.

When Solomon finally managed to steer you over to Leviathan, who was shaking his head furiously at the wizard, you looked up from your playlist to see a terrified looking boy in front of you.

“So I think I know why we can’t find the anime intro you keep hearing. Meet Levi. He’s the one watching it.”

“So yOu’Re tHe bItCh.”

Yeah the two of you were blushing messes for the first year at least.

But hey, at least you can watch the anime that’s been bothering you for the past week.


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4 years ago

Imagine (Mammon)

In which you have your soulmate’s name on your inner wrist. You were just invited down to the Devildom by your best friend who was going to school there as part of her internship, and she introduces you to one of her friends.

(Imagine under the cut)

It had taken you hours to pack.

You weren’t sure of what kinds of foods would be there so you wanted to bring something that you knew you would like.

It took no longer then five minutes for the portal to open once you texted her that you were ready.

When you got through, the first thing you saw was a tall man with red hair. His eyes were a soft yellow and you couldn’t help but feel immediately safe around this strange man.

From what your friend had told you, this must be Lord Diavolo.

After introductions, your friend was allowed to bring you out of the room and show you around.

You were introduced to the ginger scarfing down food on the way to your friend’s room, and when you got there, the two of you sat on the bed to catch up for a bit.

Eventually you showed her that you got your soulmark, and she stared at it for longer then you thought necessary.

“Like what the heck kind of name is Mammon? How would I even find him?”

“I think I know him.”

Her words were slow and she looked concerned, but never less, she pulled you up to take you somewhere.

“I mean he has your name on his wrist but your name isn’t really uncommon so I didn’t think anything of it.

When she finally knocked on a door, you broke out in a cold sweat.

It took a minute, and a crash paired with a muffled curse, but finally, the door opened and you were faced with a tall, white haired boy.

His face lost its frown when he saw your friend, and he leaned on the doorway as if waiting for one of you to speak.

“Her name is Y/n so I think I accidentally found your soulmate.”

She held up your wrist to show him your name, and he stood there for a minute to process what she said.

Then he looked up from your wrist to see your face and it seemed to sink in.

He fainted. 


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4 years ago

Imagine (Lucifer)

In which you see only black and white until you meet your soulmate. You just arrived in the Devildom for your internship with Solomon, and Diavolo has brought you before the 6 demons you’ll be staying with.

(Imagine below the cut)

Packing was rather boring to you.

Solomon had come over to help you, but he just ended up lounging on your bed and occasionally using a spell to throw something back into your closet if it looked bad.

He could see color because he had a different type of soulmark.

Eventually you were done, and now you were waiting for the portal to appear in your driveway.

Solomon was teasing you about something, but quickly shut up when the portal appeared and a tall demon stepped out.

When you got to the Devildom, Diavolo took a moment to tell you about the demons you’d be saying with.

Solomon started to tease you again, something about how you better be careful you don’t fall for any of them.

But then the first one stepped in.

Your had to shut your eyes from the intensity of the colors as they flooded into focus.

The first thing that you had seen in color was the black-red eyes of the black haired man, and then he was frozen.

Solomon must have noticed your awestruck expression as you let your eyes wander around to what he was wearing, then quickly back up to his face.

He also seemed to be drinking in the colors around him for the first time, and you startled as Solomon nudged you to try to get you to stop staring.

He probably thought you were just surprised by his looks.

“Can you see them too?” 

The man finally spoke, his deep voice almost a whisper, and that’s when the rest of the people in the room realized what had happened.

Their oldest brother had finally found his soulmate.


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4 years ago

Imagine (Satan)

In which when you write or draw on yourself, it appears on your soulmates’ skin. Shopping for books became a completely different experience when you saw familiar writing on someone else’s arm.

(Imagine below the cut)

You had always loved to read.

You were often told by your roommate that you had way too many books, but as long as they stayed in your room, you didn’t see the problem with your books.

So imagine your excitement when after years of writing down little notes of books to read on your wrist, you found another book title you hadn’t seen before.

‘Cruel Seas by [redacted]’

You knew you hadn’t written that down, so your first reaction was to run to your roommate screaming about the the fact that your soulmate just talked to you for the first time.

Of all the things he could have said to you first, he recommended a book to you.

Of course you immediately went to the nearest book store to find a copy.

Weeks went by without any more writing from your soulmate, but then one day, he writes another book name.

‘Based on what you’ve written down previously, I think you might like: [redacted] by [redacted]’

The two of you conversed over books often after that

A few months later, you were dropping by a new book store that had recently opened up.

You were looking between the short list on your wrist and the titles on the shelves, when you heard the door open.

Thinking nothing of it, you reached up to grab a book that turned out to be out of reach.

“Let me help you with that soulmate.”

Another hand easily grabbed the book for you, and as the blond man handed you the book, you finally realized what he had said. 

“Wait what?”

His chuckle was like music to your ears, as he rolled up his long grey sleeve to show a matching list to the one on your exposed arm.

“Found you.”


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Belphegor)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 7/7

General

Belphegor is often found draped over you on the couch while you read.

He was so used to cuddling against his twin that when he started dating you, he just went for it and didn’t care if you were flustered.

If Lucifer is around then you can bet your ass Belphie will be overly affectionate with you to make the eldest jealous/annoyed.

Sleepy boi just wants to be sleepy with you.

Hands

Belphie likes to hold your hands to his chest when he sleeps.

He likes knowing that you’re right there and that way you can’t get away from him until he wakes up

His fingers are always entwined with yours when you’re out in public together.

Kisses

Belphegor is a little shit and doesn’t care who sees him kissing you

Lucifer is coming to get the two of you for dinner?

Come closer he wants to make out with you to make Lucifer jealous.

His kisses are lazy, and half the time he doesn’t even make the effort to meet your lips.

Somehow the sleepy kisses pressed to your chin or to the corner of your lips make you even more flustered then the lip kisses.

Hugs

Hugs almost always turn into naps.

He’ll lean against you with his head on your shoulder and just

Fall asleep right there.

Walking with the twins to get food for Beel? 

You have time while he shops, so Belphie is pulling you against him and burying his face into the crook of his neck to take a quick nap.

When hugging you, Belphegor likes to press lazy kisses to your shoulders to fluster you.

Especially in public.

Cuddles

Sleepy boy is the master of cuddles.

Whether you want to or not, you’ll be taking naps with him daily.

He prefers to rest his head on your chest or stomach and hug you like a pillow, but won’t object to sleeping on your lap if you’re trying to read or doing something on your DDD.

Belphegor loves being the little spoon, and plays with your fingers while drifting off.

You might have to fight Beelzebub to be the one to hold him during movie night.


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Beelzebub)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 6/7

General

Beelzebub is always so afraid of hurting you because he’s so big.

Compared to his brothers, he’s more used to physical affection due to all of his time spent with Belphegor.

Beel is also the most open when it comes to attention, and will flat out ask for hugs or kisses whenever he wants them.

Hands

Beels hands absolutely dwarf yours.

When you hold his hand yours is just completely engulfed in his and he finds it adorable.

The man just has big hands.

If he’s not holding food when out in public, you can bet he’s holding your hand.

Beelzebub's hands are always pleasantly warm.

Play with his fingers while cuddling and he’ll just give you the softest smile as he thinks about how happy he is to have you.

Kisses

Not gonna lie, he gets distracted easily.

If Beel is kissing your neck, he’ll add a little nibble here and there because you just smell so good and he got hungry for a moment.

Don’t worry though, he won’t break skin.

He loves kissing your stomach where his pact mark is, and your neck is his second favorite place to kiss.

If you want a kiss on the lips, you’ll either have to pull his head down to your height or he’ll pick you up.

Hugs

To hug Beelzebub is to hug a giant teddy bear.

You just flat out disappear from view as he wraps his arms around you.

He’s always so warm and when he holds you against him and presses a quick kiss to the top of your head?

Boom. Instant blush.

He gets flustered about those innocent kisses too, you just can’t see the faint blush on his face because you’re too busy trying not to fall asleep in his warm embrace.

Cuddles

Cuddling with Beel is like cuddling with a giant pillow.

Although he’s mostly firm muscle, if you lay on his chest then it gets pretty comfy.

Beelzebub is afraid of accidentally hurting you, so he’ll insist that you’re always on top of him when cuddling or the little spoon.

He loves when you trace little patterns on any of his exposed skin while you cuddle.

The two of you fit together like puzzle pieces and he loves it.

Asmo is always squealing about how cute this is whenever you fall asleep on Beel on the living room couch during movie night.


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Asmodeus)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 5/7

General

Asmo loves PDA.

(with your permission) He’s always holding onto some part of you when you’re out together.

Either linking arms with you or handing your hands.

Asmodeus also loves when you wrap an arm around him.

He has no problem overall with being physical around other people or even when it’s just the two of you.

He’s new at real relationships though, so be patient with him.

Eventually, he’ll be the best boyfriend you could possibly hope for.

Be prepared for a shit ton of self care days too. He will love having the chance to pamper you.   

Hands

Asmodeus loves holding your hands.

He takes pride in the softness of his own hands, so imagine when he realizes your hands are a little dry or have cuts on them.

He will give you daily hand massages and help you with any cuts.

Asmo likes to kiss your fingertips too, loving the way you get flustered at the soft act, and will often do it when the two of you are in public.

He always wants to be holding your hand when out, don’t expect to ever have two free hands.

Kisses

Asmo loves kissing your lips.

Good morning kisses? Oh yeah

Goodnight kisses? Always.

See you next class kisses? Every. Single. Time.

His lips are always perfectly soft due to all of the care he puts towards his skin and appearance.

He tastes like strawberries because of his Chapstick.

If towards the beginning of your relationship you wanted to wait a little before kissing him, he was cool with that. 

Asmodeus thinks consent is sexy as fuck, and he respects your wishes.

Of course that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you though.

Hugs

If you thought he kissed you a lot, you’re really in for it with hugs.

Asmo always wants to be holding onto you in some way, especially in public so that he can show off that you’re his.

He prefers hugging you in the font so that you can wrap your arms around him too, but if you hug him from behind and you’re tall enough to rest your chin on his head? 

Boom. Instant squealing about how cute it is.

Asmodeus absolutely loves your hugs.

Cuddles

You can expect a lot of touching when cuddling with Asmo.

Poor boy is so used to all intimate acts being sexual that he just falls back into the pattern.

Once he gets used to just laying there wrapped in each others arms though, be ready for so many whispered words of affection.

Asmo thoroughly enjoys being the little spoon when you cuddle, but he won’t say no to being the big spoon.

He’ll post about four cute pictures of the two of you cuddling every week.


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Satan)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 4/7

General

Much like a cat, Satan won’t often go to you first for attention or affection. 

But when he does, he goes all out.

He likes to keep close to you especially when his brothers are around, and if Lucifer in particular is there?

Yeah, you won’t be getting away from him any time soon.

Satan does enjoy reading with you though, and will often read to you when you rest your head in his lap.

If you offer to read to him? 

His head will be in your lap faster then lightning, and his eyes will be looking up at your own waiting for you to begin.

He just loves the sound of your voice. How could he not?

Hands

Satan likes to hold your hand when out in public.

He likes knowing that you’re right there beside him and won’t disappear.

When cuddling, his hands are always either playing with your hair, or your fingers. 

He likes to kiss the backs of your hands when reading to you/when you read to him.  

Kisses

Satan kisses you like he has something to prove.

Every movement of his lips and the placements of his hands is clearly thought out.

He will lift you to wrap your legs around his waist so that he can hold you against a wall and kiss you silly.

His hand will switch between gliding his fingers through your hair, tugging gently to give him a better angle, and holding you by the waist.

Satan likes to be close to you when kissing you.

He wants you to remember the way he made you feel when he kissed you. He wants you to remember the feeling of his body pressed against yours.

And he will use every trick imaginable to make sure that he leaves you craving more.

Hugs

Hugging Satan feels comforting. 

He likes to hug you to his chest as he reads a book, and will often insist that you sit on his lap while he reads to you.

Satan just loves the feeling of holding you in his arms.

If you’re working on something, he likes to lift you into his lap so that he can wrap his arms around you and read while you work.

Cuddles

Satan likes to hold you against his chest in a position where he can be able to kiss your forehead.

He lets you tangle your legs with his, so long as one of his legs is properly between yours.

He likes that you’re able to wrap your arms around him too in this position.

Just give him love when you’re cuddling him please.

He’s so touch starved that he just melts whenever you press little kisses to what skin you can reach when he holds you like this.


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Leviathan)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part 3/7

General

Leviathan was nervous about physical affection at first.

He still is, though not as much as before.

He was afraid of putting his hands in the wrong spots, or of you being uncomfortable.

Anime didn’t teach him how to do this.

Eventually he started pulling you over to sit on his lap while he gamed.

You would fall asleep against his chest sometimes when he did that and he would panic because he didn’t want to move and wake you up.

Sooner or later, he would realize that you were a heavy sleeper, and he would be able to relax when you fell asleep against him.

Now he loves having you on his lap while he games. If you’re not facing the screen and gaming with him, you’re facing him and wrapping your arms around his neck, which still makes him blush like mad.

You make sure to do it often.

Hands

It took a while before Levi was confident enough to grab your hand first.

He occasionally grabs your hand now when you manage to get him out of the house for a walk in the evenings.

Levi likes to hold your hands over a controller when teaching you how to play a game.

You’ll pretend to mess up a few times purposely so that he holds your hands longer.

He knows.

Kisses

Levi rarely makes the first move when it comes to kissing.

He’d rather you make the first move.

But oh boy, when you do ask for a kiss, he’s all for it.

Levi will show off what he learned for some animes to kiss you in the sweetest ways.

He’ll dip you and kiss you like you’re air and he hasn’t breathed for hours.

Lift you into his arms so you have to wrap your legs around his waist.

Leviathan will cup your cheeks sweetly and lift your face to his to kiss you with lips softer then silk.

Hell, he even starts wearing Chapstick that’s your favorite flavor to get you to kiss him more often.

Hugs

Leviathan likes to hug you from behind so that he can bury his face in your hair.

He can’t help loving that you use the sweetest smelling shampoo.

His arms will pull you flush against his surprisingly toned torso and just hold you against him for a couple minutes.

Until he realizes how long he’s been holding onto you and quickly lets go to fight down the blush that he hadn’t noticed until you pointed out how cute it was.

He gets flustered easier than his brothers, and it shows in the way he typically hides his face against your hair or the top of your head when he hugs you.

Cuddles

He likes playing with your hair when you cuddle.

He’s just so intrigued by its softness.

And when you push him gently down onto the bed and climb in behind him to wrap your arms around his waist, he melts.

He wants to be cool and be the big spoon, but he can’t help the way his heart flutters when you pull him against your front and rest your head against his back.

He’ll hold your hands when they circle around his waist, and just play with your fingers as he relaxes against your chest.

He doesn’t want his brothers to know that he’s the little spoon out of the fear that they’ll make fun of him.

He doesn’t know that they all know, but that you made them all swear to never say anything.

Even Lucifer shivered when you settled your glare on him that day.


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