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Mammon 100% cuddles an MC doll every night and I refuse to believe otherwise!!!

drew mammon properly for the first time >_< hope this doesnt flop im kinda proud of it but idk

Mammon is the best and I stand on it!!!

Honestly? I'm just simping for Mammon with long hair like... YES. ROCK IT BOI

Beg

Thinking About…

...Thinking about how needy Mammon can be when he’s not getting his way. This was his idea after all, from the hotel room to the cash covering the bed, so why is it that he’s the one begging? Flushed and panting as you bring him to the edge only to pull away. He was too far gone to think of anything but the way you wrapped around him so perfectly. But his begging had gone to your head only making you cruel in the way you continuously denied him his release, not that he could truly complain as you praised him for holding back like you had told him too. He was a good boy just for you so why wouldn’t you just let him cum? Even the thought of release had him whimpering “Pleasepleaseplease let me cum MC” he begged so sweetly as he could no longer hold back and finally tumbled off the edge of ecstasy with you not far behind.

Let’s talk dates: obey me! brothers+ Solomon and their dates for you

Super hyped to do this, and thank you for all the love on my previous posts! Everyone is very much appreciated 🥹 like I said tell me if you have any requests, and I’ll get to them!

This post is quite fluffy, with a few kisses here and there. I hope you enjoy!

-not proofread twice-

Lucifer

A dinner at a fancy restaurant

Specifically Restaurante six

Will plan his date at least two months in advance for two reasons:

1. He has a specific seat in said restaurant that is his very favourite, which is why he will make sure to get it for his favourite human

You deserve only the best, and he won’t settle for anything less

2. He makes sure his brothers know in advance so that they don’t destroy his date night with their antics

So on date night everyone is on their best behaviour

On the night of the date he will pick you up punctually

He’ll link his arm with yours and takes you to said restaurant

Will let you order a super fancy meal

You can literally get anything you want

After the eating he’ll take you on a romantic walk

Fingers intertwined and all that cute stuff

Then he pulls out a small box “will you marry me?”

No not that, he’ll take out a small necklace with a beautiful gemstone in the centre

Will put it around your neck all romantic; letting his fingers trace your skin while hooking the necklace

“Wow it looks beautiful on you.”

Mammon

A very cute beach date

His dates are usually pretty spontaneous:

“Babe let’s go to the beach!” On the most random days

You guys drive there with his car, listening to your favourite songs, screaming your lungs out with the windows down

Once you get there you go into the changing rooms, change and then notice how hot you guys look

Cue make out session in the changing room

On the beach you guys do various different things; swimming, playing in the water, sun bathing, making out etc

Will have a competition to see who can build the bigger and better sandcastle

Will buy you an ice cream if you ask

For dinner he lays a picnic blanket on the sand and brings out his „famous“ cheese sandwiches!

you guys watch the sunset while holding hands

At the end of the day you guys get in the shower together, washing off the sand from each other’s backs

He will give you his jacket to wear once you guys finish showering

Drives you home, with a hand on your thigh

Talking about life while the stars twinkle in the night

Leviathan

He takes you to an aquarium! The biggest one in the whole devildom!

He’ll ask you if you wanna go a few days prior

But he’s been preparing for months

He practiced how to ask, what to say on dates, where to bring you, literally EVERYTHING

He wants only the best for you damnit 😭

When you say yes he was absolutely ecstatic!

Wait you said yes?!?

Cue more planing and stressing

Asks his online friends how he should go on about it in the most optimal way possible

On the day of the date he’s a nervous wreck

Fussing with his shirt, refusing to make eye contact and a few very short yet fast sentences

He just needed a bit of time to relax

So once he gets to the aquarium he relaxes

Besides the ocean is his natural element, so he feels most confident around sealife

He tells you a few things about the fishes you see

The conversation is light and easygoing, doesn’t feel forced and everything you guys say comes out naturally

Very soothing if you ask me

If he feels especially confident he’ll hold your hand with red cheeks

Will point at pretty fishes saying: this one is you

When you go to the bathroom he converses with the fishes asking for pointers

Will buy you matching keychains

Once you have seen enough fishes for a day he walks you home

Gives you a quick kiss on the cheek as goodbye

Satan

Plans this date a week prior and asks you two days beforehand

Brings you flowers like a gentleman

A lovely two-part date: first he takes you to one of those places where you can make your own teacups

While making the cup he completely fails

Sure he’s read about it and how you do it but when they give him the clay he literally goes; wtf why is it so sticky and doughy

Tries to make it look good but.. well

He applauds you for being able to do it so well

A surprisingly good sport about not having the most pinterest worthy cup

Just uses his inability as an excuse to go on another make-your-own-teapot date with you

The painting was a whole lot smoother than the making of the cup

That being said it still wasn’t extraordinary

When you finish he lets out a small laugh at his cup

For Lunch he takes you to a cute cafe

Let’s you pick anything you want

He even lets you eat off of his plate

Which is good because his food always looks better than yours…

While going home you WILL come across a cute kitty

And he will start petting it

Gets whiny when the cat likes you more but secretly finds it utterly adorable

At the end of the date you two exchange cups

His cup is on your shelf, and yours is on his

Asmodeus

Takes you to a lovely botanical garden!

Asks you a day or so prior

You guys get ready together; matching outfits are a MUST

First you guys get Lunch at a super popular cafe. Then you go to the gardens!

The gardens are absolutely beautiful! He takes lots of pictures of you the plants

Butterflies always land on his hair and make him look like a disney princess

Sadly bees like him too, so count on lots of squeals of happiness and fear

Points at two flowers growing next to each other and names them after you two🥹

After that he takes you to a pandora store and gets you two matching bracelets the ones with the hearts

I hope you don’t mind paparazzi because his fans are everywhere

that totally didn’t happen because he couldn’t stop yapping about his date with you on his live

Don’t worry they won’t disturb you, actually they just take a bunch of cute photos of you two and send them to asmo

And because he has so many fans you guys get a LOT of pictures

Seriously his fans have been graced with the ability to take the most gorgeous pictures!

Not to mention you guys look so darling in every. Single. One.

Asmo saves ALL of them, literally ALL OF THEM on his phone

He has one especially cute picture of you two as his lock screen and will always look at it when he feels a little sad

Beelzebub

He‘ll take you to a fangol game

Asks you about the same time he gets the tickets, which is like a month prior to the gane

So he‘s exited about your date for the whole month!

On the day of the date you guys go there by bus

When there’s only one seat available he lets you sit on his lap, or if you don’t like pda then he‘ll just make the other demon scram 🤷‍♀️

He is one of the seven rulers of hell so theres not much the other demons can do or say

When you get there the crowd is HUGE

Beel of course gets everything you can get from the food stalls

He even shares his food with you 🫣

While watching the game he lets you sit on his shoulders because he likes having his face between your thighs so that you can have a better view

After the game he takes you to one of those restaurants where you can get a huge bowl of ice cream and whoever finishes it gets it for free

Totally didn’t get inspired from the main storyline

Will steal a kiss from you at the end of your date

Belphegor

Takes you on a super sweet carnival date

The plot twist is he takes you to one at night

I‘m to 99% sure that devildoms carnivals open at night you can not change my mind

Like they open at 7PM and go till the whee hours of 4AM

He asks you super spontaneously but planned the date like a few weeks prior

You guys walk around holding hands looking absolutely darling

If you want to go on a specific ride but the line is too long he will pull some strings to let you skip the line

Whatever ride you feel like, you can get 🥴

Is the type of person to think rollercoasters are a little slow

He‘d probably fall asleep on one of them tbh

Is amazing at those rigged carnival games

He has that crazy good aim, so always when he wins a prize he gives it to you

He loves the smile on your face when he wins

You guys share cotton candy together

Anddd he buys you those candy hearts saying some cheesy stuff like; „because you stole my heart“

When you guys go on the ferris wheel it stops when you’re at the very top

Something about „technical issues“

So you guys watch the small stars while waiting for it to start running again

He then looks at you with those; ‚I love you‘ eyes

When your eyes connect he leans in and gives you a romantic kiss, making him feel like he’s on top of the world (literally)

Solomon

He takes you on a picnic at night

At night for what reason you ask? Because he wants to take you stargazing

He asks you rather spontaneously, but plans the date a few days prior

Please get your own picnic snacks/food cause you don’t want to find out how „dragonhead soup“ tastes

He walks you there, and everything is already set up

Telescope, blanket, a few pillows, food

He lets you sit between his legs, letting you lean your head against his chest

Honestly looks at you more than he looks at the stars

„Wow they’re beautiful.“

„yeah..“

And while saying that looks at you

He plays with your hair, and tucks them behind your ear

He prolly hums small tunes while looking at you

Asks a small „can I?“ before kissing you

And of course two shooting stars go by you while you kiss🥹

All credits go to @belphieslavenderscentedpillow

Obey me brothers finding out that YOU have decided to match clothes with MAMMON

My first headcannon! So excited 😆 hope you enjoy!

Lucifer

Wait you‘ve decided to match clothes with Mammon?

How peculiar… well it definitely is an interesting fashion choice..

Does he like it? Oh it‘s fine.

No it’s not.

Why did you choose to match clothes with him?! I mean he’s a perfectly fine partner to match with!

Will try to show you how pissed he is but would rather die than actually tell you that he’s upset

He‘ll be more upset at Mammon too

He‘ll lash out on him more often

Would probably do it less if Mammon would stop gloating

He‘ll try to interfere subtly, like pointing out flaws in the outfit even though his fit isn’t really fashionable either

Oh you picked it out?

Well then the outfit is amazing!

Don’t you dare roll your eyes at him MC.

Since that doesn’t work he just strings Mammon on the ceiling

After that’s done he‘ll try to subtly hint that he wants to match outfits with you too..

Mammon

You wanna match outfits with him? Really?

This man is over the god damn moon

He would literally wear a frilly pink dress to school if it meant that he could match with you

Will show you his entire closet of outfits to let you pick out something

Would also clean his room if you asked him too

When you guys match he will literally be smug about it for the whole week

Like; my human matched with me, what about your suck ass love life

Will NOT shut up about it and will talk to literally anyone about how much you like him and how awesome he is and about how cute you are

When he senses his brothers envy he literally smirks with a face like; „you wish that was you huh“

He rubs it in so bad

But he is genuinely so happy that you wanted to match with him

Like even though Lucifer strung him upside down he was still smiling like a lovesick fool

when you walked in RAD together with your cute matching outfits he literally shined with confidence

His smile never left his face for the whole day

He even asked someone to take a picture of you two so he could always remember today

He has the picture as a print framed in his room and as his lockscreen

This outfit is his new all time favourite now and he wears it whenever he needs a confidence boost

Would 100% want to do matching outfits again

Leviathan

You matched outfits with Mammon?!?

That is literally so unfair

When you guys walked down together he literally whined

he knows you wouldn’t match with him, but Mammon?!?

Mammon‘s not even that fashionable!

Will literally say everything wrong with the outfit even pointing out irrelevant details

„The sowing is uneven and the button should be slightly more to the left oh and-!“

Wha- you picked it out! Oh shit

He didn’t mean it like that! Honest🤨

Will sulk

Everywhere.

Maybe if you feel enough pity you‘ll wear something else!

And maybe you might match with him..!?

Oh it’s hopeless, he‘ll just sit in his bathtub watching romance animes wondering why you didn’t pick him

More importantly why you chose MAMMON over him

Please match with this poor boy I don’t think he can take it

Satan

Huh..?

HUH?!

Why did you match with him?!?

What do you mean because you wanted to?!?

Unlike other people *cough cough* he doesn’t criticise your outfits

Instead he compliments it, being all sly like:

„Wow you have a great sense of fashion. Maybe you could style me next time?“

Will literally turn this little ‚inconvenience‘ into a way to get you to match with HIM

And you being all sweet will be like; sure Satan!

He‘s one sly mf I‘ll give him that..

Asmodeus

You should’ve matched with him sweetie

I mean he‘s wayyy more fashion forward than Mammon! Besides he won’t force you to match with him 🤨

Besides that outfit is atrocious!

What do you mean you chose the fit?!

What do you mean you WILLINGLY wanted to match with Mammon?!?!

Panics

He only meant it if it was Mammons selection!

Wait don’t be upset!

Is genuinely confused as to why you matched with Mammon

Tries to prove to you that he’s worthy of matching with you

When that doesn’t work he‘ll try to make you jealous

Yes MC look at me! I‘m matching with this random demon, don’t you wanna match with me now?!?!

What d‘you mean ,good‘ for me?!?

You‘re supposed to be jealous damnit!😩

Beelzebub

Isn‘t actually that disturbed by you matching with Mammon because he thinks it’s an accident

Typical sweet Beel

He just doesn’t understand the hype around two people wearing the same outfit on the same day

Then Asmo told him you guys matched purposefully

So you wanted to look like Mammon?

Why you look beautiful on your own?

He still doesn’t get it

Oh well

Maybe it’s better this way

You don’t need more people to hate on your outfit choice for no reason anyway

Belphegor

Absolutely despises it

And is very open about it too

“MC why did you match with Mammon, you could do so much better like matching with me”

Will try to convince you to change

Please MC!

You can’t cuddle with that outfit on..

When you don’t comply he sulks

Him and Levi= sulking buddies

Unlike Levi, will try to find a way to get Mammons or your outfit wet aka ruined so you have to change

When you get upset at his antics he will apologise and tell you how he wants to match with you as well

You feel bad and agree

He grins a happy smile

That doesn’t mean he won’t not be upset about you matching with Mammon till you match with him

All credits go to @belphieslavenderscentedpillow

Imagine (Mammon)

In which you have your soulmate’s name on your inner wrist. You were just invited down to the Devildom by your best friend who was going to school there as part of her internship, and she introduces you to one of her friends.

(Imagine under the cut)

It had taken you hours to pack.

You weren’t sure of what kinds of foods would be there so you wanted to bring something that you knew you would like.

It took no longer then five minutes for the portal to open once you texted her that you were ready.

When you got through, the first thing you saw was a tall man with red hair. His eyes were a soft yellow and you couldn’t help but feel immediately safe around this strange man.

From what your friend had told you, this must be Lord Diavolo.

After introductions, your friend was allowed to bring you out of the room and show you around.

You were introduced to the ginger scarfing down food on the way to your friend’s room, and when you got there, the two of you sat on the bed to catch up for a bit.

Eventually you showed her that you got your soulmark, and she stared at it for longer then you thought necessary.

“Like what the heck kind of name is Mammon? How would I even find him?”

“I think I know him.”

Her words were slow and she looked concerned, but never less, she pulled you up to take you somewhere.

“I mean he has your name on his wrist but your name isn’t really uncommon so I didn’t think anything of it.

When she finally knocked on a door, you broke out in a cold sweat.

It took a minute, and a crash paired with a muffled curse, but finally, the door opened and you were faced with a tall, white haired boy.

His face lost its frown when he saw your friend, and he leaned on the doorway as if waiting for one of you to speak.

“Her name is Y/n so I think I accidentally found your soulmate.”

She held up your wrist to show him your name, and he stood there for a minute to process what she said.

Then he looked up from your wrist to see your face and it seemed to sink in.

He fainted. 

Affection Headcannons (Mammon)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 2/7

General

Mammon wants to show you off to everyone.

But at the same time, he doesn’t want anyone else to see you.

He just wants all of your attention on him.

Mammon always wants to be touching you in some way, especially around other people.

He needs everyone to know that you belong to him.

When in reality, everyone in the Devildom knows that you have him wrapped around your little finger.

Hands

He tends to grab your hands first.

Mammon loves holding your hands and tangling your fingers together.

Whenever the two of you are out in public people can always expect to see either his arm around you, or his fingers tangled in yours.

He just wants to show off to everyone that hey, this human chose me, I win.

He’s always grabbing one of your hands with his when you’re eating at the dinner table.

He thinks he’s being sneaky but literally everyone knows.

Kisses

Mammon loves to kiss you. 

He likes to pull you against his chest when he kisses you too, making you have to tilt your chin up to actually be able to reach his mouth.

Mammon 100% uses toungue and you can’t prove otherwise.

If he’s not pulling you against his chest, he’s backing you against a wall.

He will kiss you in front of his brothers and complete strangers.

Mammon will kiss you in front of lord Diavolo himself.

The boy does not care who sees him kissing you.

Hugs

Mammon gives strong hugs.

When he’s not kissing you, his arms are wrapped around you tightly.

Whether he’s behind you or in front of you while he hugs you is usually up to you.

You’re talking to a friend on the street? Mammon is coming up behind you, wrapping his arms around you and resting his face against your neck.

He just doesn’t want to let you out of his sight or reach once you’re his.

Cuddles

When Mammon wants cuddles, he gets cuddles.

You’re doing homework? Good luck prying him off of you.

Mammon will pick you up off of your chair and throw you onto the bed, only to plop down with his face on your stomach and his arms around your waist.

Whenever you’re cuddling, he will insist on either you playing with his hair, or he gets to play with yours.

You still do not know why that is.

He’s trying to show you that he appreciates you in the best way he can.

Mammon just wants you all to himself. 

If this song doesn’t give you mad Mammon vibes, I don’t know what to tell you, except to ask, how do you eat food when you clearly have no taste?

Heeey, can I have a request? I'm a huge fan of Obey Me and Twisted Wonderland, I had this idea where OM mc had a child with one of the demon brothers, and was send to twisted wonderland world. Since OM mc!child is half demon, how would Sam react meeting a half-demon, if you can add with his shadows that would be great!

Thank you so much and have a great day!

Characters: Sam, Mammon Mentioned

CW: Fox's knowledge of Obey Me, A child, demon talk, voodoo talk.

A/N: This is another fandom I do kind of know about but not enough to be like erm actually 🤓☝️. I picked Mammon because besides Lucifer he's the only one I know. I am also assuming the child is under the age of 8 so I am making the crotch demon 6. And a little fun fact I actually have an OC based off Sam's shadows.

You have a great day as well I hope you liked this it's definitely not proofread (I do not proofread anything).

If you liked reblogs and likes are appreciated <3

He'd be chilling in his shop doing whatever a shop keeper does and he sees the door open, but no one enters. He looks around and even looks at his shadows to see if they are messing with him in which they shrug.

He hears a small "Hello" and looks over the counter to see a child. His face would be like 😱.

Since he's the youngest of the staff he'd probably wouldn't know what to do with children more specifically the younger ones. He would also be really confused as to how a LITERAL child got into a school full of mages.

He'd probably be like "Where are your parents?" the child would just shrug.

He'd probably call other staff to help.

He sits the child on the chair and asks about their parents. The child just casually mentions their parents are an underpaid therapist (Thats not Yuu) and a Demon

If real like demonology and whatnot exists in Twst, I think he would go into a coma that a DEMON sent his CHILD.

Would immediately do a cleansing ritual or the equivalent of a cleansing practice.

His shadows would probably play little small harmless pranks on the child to keep them entertained. And would probably accidentally feed them too much sugar making them much more of a handful to take care of.

Same is like What the fuck bro -_-

The staff he called are suddenly busy.

He would scold his shadows for making the child more of a handful.

If a student enters needing something (Pray it isn't Leona, he will drop kick that child) just to see a random hyperactive child Sam stressing and his shadows just not helping they'd be like You good bro? Then leave.

When the child comes down from a sugar high and he finally gets his Shadows to not mess with the child and is able to get said child to sleep the staff finally show up.

"Took you long enough." -_-

Special mention

The child would think Yuu is their parent Malleus would get confused and be like "When did we have a kid..?" and would accidentally make the child his successor to the throne.

I hope I did well with Sam this is actually my first time writing for him.

Barbatos rounds the corner, he walks directly past you, without eye contact or a greeting. He's covered in flour and eggs, head to toe...

Mammon final got a W. The world shivers.

Ok so, 2 Obey me fanfic ideas based on a song I like

The moment Lucifer asked Simeon/Mammon to come with him, he says no, and Lucifer having to cope with it. (Either as a ship or brotherly love.. or both lol)

2. Alternate timeline where NON of the brothers go with Lucifer and he has to go to the Devildom alone

Extra: ONLY Simeon says yes to going to the Devildom.

Based off this song

Mc, over phone: Okay, what time do you wanna come over?

Mammon: I'm two minutes away and I'm sprinting towards your house, I'll be there in a minute!

Mc: What?

Mammon, from outside their window: What?

So like... is Mammon being the "second strongest" just a suggestion or what?

Mammon Headcanons;

[YES, I KNOW SOME OF THESE HEADCANONS ARE JUST CANON BUT, dont worry about that sweetheart /j /ref.]

Basic Info:

Sex: male

Gender: demiboy

Pronouns: he/they

Attraction: pansexual

Race: black & white

Ethnicity: hispanic latino

Nationality: brazilian dominican

Species: half demon

Personality:

Skills: dancing, running, good stamina

Traits: also very low impulse control, loud, chismoso

Habits: stealing, fidgeting, probably blows on food when its not hot and then questions why he did it, talking rlly fast, saying outta pocket shit with the straightest face in the history of straight faces, soccer

Hobbies: spending money (obviously), playing electric guitar, playing drums, beatboxing, making beats with pens (I dont know what its called💀💀), playing soccer

Disorders?: ADHD (inattentive)

Fears: thantophobia (fear of losing a loved one), debt, and

Pet Peeves: being ignored, being left on read, invasions of personal space (hypocritical fr)

Strengths: driving good when he feels like it,

Weaknesses: lying, stubborn, hot headed

[Is usually shy when meeting a new person]

[will have nightmares after watching a scary movie / or anything scary]

Interests:

Likes: sunshine, shopping, music, money obviously, traveling, photography, roadtrips, spray painting, racing (cars), weed

Dislikes: horror movies, books, french hot chocolate, documentaries

Favorite Foods: yaniqueque, french vanilla bean icecream, edibles

Favorite Drinks: hot chocolate, passion fruit tea lemonade (whatever the devildom equivalent of starbuck is)

Favorite Songs: Whats up Danger by Post Malone, Dinero by Trinidad Cardona, Tone Deaf by Eminem

Instruments: Drums & Electric Guitar

Favorite Instrument: Drums

[Photography Major]

[Can drive well — chooses to drive recklessly anyway]

[no spice tolerance AT AWLL]

Physical Characteristics:

Height: 6’ 0”

Body Type: skinny

Hair Type: 2a

Hair Color: off white

Eye Shape: upturned almond

Eye Color: blue

Ear Shape: blue & yellow

Powers:

enhanced speed

“Users can move faster than the peak members of their species, making it very difficult for one to be able to react to them. The users of this ability are also very resistant or even outright immune to the side effects of moving at such speeds. These effects include, but are not limited to, g-force, inertia, intense heat build-up, massive kinetic energy build-up, etc. They are capable of running 64-616 km/h (40-383 MPH). They are also fast enough to outrun helicopters, motorcycles, and others vehicles within that range of speed. With their speed, they can move faster than the eye can see and avoid an opponent’s perception. Furthermore, they can move faster than the speed of sound.” — superpower wiki

greed embodiment

“Users become the embodiment of greed and gain power from the greed in others or oneself. They can use greed as a power source to extend their life span or as a weapon and can become immune to death unless certain conditions are met.” — superpower wiki

greed magic

“The user can utilize form of magic dealing with greed, also known as avarice. They can induce high levels of desire to keep anything the person has, throw attacks composed of greed, or any number of things. This kind of magic is often associated with precious metals such as gold.” — superpower wiki

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Dividers made by; @rookthornesartistry

This rlly falls into the issue with the sexualization of Twins, too.

Bro, idec know anymore at this point, I am tired of seeing sibling character x reader x sibling chatacter (for example: fred weasley x reader x George weasley, that's just an example) Even if the poly is just the two siblings sharing the other person, it's disgusting. No, NORMAL siblings would ever think of sharing someone. Most of the people who read this shit r probably just wierdos. I promise you ppl who have siblings would never agree to someone if they said, "Can I date you and your sibling?" And if you think differently, ur weird. The reason isn't just a sexual reason (that's just plain disgusting, no normal siblings want to have a threesone or whatever with someone else siblings r very repulsive in that with each other) It can also just be a romantic reason. Just being in a relationship with the same person as siblings is gross. The same thing goes for Obey Me, especially Beelzebub and Belphegor. There have been lessons where it literally mentions how whichever one of the Obey Me brothers wouldn't be okay with sharing you with another brother, but people so desperately want that to not be the case. Especially that one lesson where Belphie mentions in his sleep how he actually isn't okay with sharing MC with Beel, but people r always like, "Oh! If they talk this out, it could work!" Bro, no 😭, except that he doesn't want to, you can't have both of two r siblings. It's utterly disgusting. The times that Obey Me have moments where they're like, "We can share MC." Is all for the money frfr, there has been many lessons signaling that they actually aren't okay with that. The parts were they mention sharing has usually been in events (money grabbing 👀.) I am tired of reading Obey Me fanfic and then when I get to Beel it's like- "Beel & Belphie, why not both :)))" mf i don't want "both" I'm not a weirdo. And I'm only making this post because it's EXTREMELY NORMALIZED that it's literally impossible to ignore it. Not even fictionally, even in real life, ppl who r poly with siblings.. Nahh bruh, even if those siblings aren't dating each other, they got some weird incest shit going on, especially if they both have sex with you at the same time, mental hospital. Me and my siblings and I always mention how disgusting it is, the same thing with my friends who also have siblings. This isn't a matter of "Oh, their all consenting adults they can do whatever." I will gladly tell any p3dos, Zoophil3s, and inc3sts to |< Ý $ no questions asked if you think I'm being dramatic, please exit. If I see shit like this I'm literally just gonna either block the person or report them (which is so much work considering since it's so normalized is fucking everywhere), or literally just say shit. No actual siblings would do this, y'all.. You just really want both of them, and that's fine with other characters that r not siblings (for example if u wanna be poly with Diavolo and Lucifer go ahead), but when their siblings your fr putting a weirdass fantasy in ur head that they r okay with it n shit. And with actual Inc3st ships I've seen literally so many ppl say it's ok (most of them ended up being only children not a suprise), and at this point my stomach hurts and I feel literally sick. I just enjoy the sibling relationship, beel and belphie . Meanwhile, the comments r like, "Me when I want both," mf touch grass.

Anyways yeah I'm just irritated at this point cuz it's so normalized that it's just everywhere so I felt I needed to speak out abt it because it completely ruins the mood when I'm just tryna enjoy shit, and I'm not rlly good with words so sorry if this is layed out wierd or something. I can't be the only one who has siblings and is weirded out by this (obv not cuz I talk to ppl irl who mentions how weird it is). If you have siblings, please put yourself in a situation where someone wants both u and ur sibling at the same time.

You people are acting like those creepy people in real life who go up to twins and r like "Threesome?"💀💀💀

Im ready for the weirdos after me

I'm act so sick of my life rn

anyways expect a fic later😍

While hosting a game show to boost the brothers' popularity

NB MC: "-and you'll have to answer twice," *looks at Mammon with. smirk* ", easy for you Virgos."

NB Mammon: "How did they know I was a Virgo..."

*Fanfare begins*

NB Mammon: "HOW DID THEY KNOW I WAS A VIRGO I DID NOT TELL THEM MY BIRTHDA-"

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME MAMMON SINGS IN THE SHOWER ????

HES SO CUTE IM GOING TO END IT ALL 😭😭😭

當Obey me 的角色遇到綠茶

Warning :MC在此為女性

這是我第一次寫這類的文章，角色拿捏的不是很好，而且還有OOC的設定。不喜勿讀！！

當MC在跟惡魔兄弟/配角在一起，突然一個綠茶魅魔試圖勾引他們

路西法

綠茶：哎呀！路西哥哥！好久不見！

路西法：誰准妳叫我路西？

綠茶：唉呦！有了女朋友就不認妹妹我了嗎？

路西法：......（摟住MC) 那還不快叫嫂子？

瑪門

在百貨公司

MC:瑪門！把東西放下！

瑪門：（準備偷東西）我....我又沒拿什麼！

MC:壞狗狗！坐下！

瑪門：（被迫坐下）YIKES! 好痛！！妳下手一定要這麼重嗎？

綠茶：姐姐好兇喔！如果是我，我一定不會這樣對哥哥的！

瑪門：......妳知道嗎？我寧願被我的人類兇也不要妳對我好！偉大的瑪門才不需要被呵護！

MC:...... ( 莫名感動）

利維坦

MC:(被迫cosplay Ruri醬在惡魔動漫季廣場等利維)

綠茶：唉呦！姐姐cos 什麼角色啊？有夠滑稽的！

MC:...... (躲到一旁）

綠茶：？

利維：（帶著洛坦駕到）死婊子妳給我聽好......！！！

撒旦

綠茶：（撞MC然後跌倒）唉呦！

撒旦：唉呀！沒事吧？

綠茶：我沒事！不要怪姐姐！姐姐不是故意的...

撒旦：（笑著看著綠茶）不好意思，我沒在跟妳說話

綠茶：.......

艾斯摩德斯

綠茶：姐姐的妝好漂亮！不像我只塗了一點乳液

艾斯摩：那是當然的！我幫MC化的妝怎麼可能不美？雖然還是差我一點 。

綠茶：好好喔！你可不可以幫我化妝？姐姐應該不會介意的。

艾斯摩：但，如果我幫妳化了妝誰來襯托我和MC的美呢？

MC：噗！

綠茶：......

比爾希巴伯

綠茶：比爾～你在吃什麼？

比爾：.......漢堡

綠茶：看起來好好吃喔！可以給我吃一口嗎？

比爾：......妳不會自己去買嗎？

MC：比爾！

比爾：MC！要不要吃漢堡？

MC：好啊！

比爾：來！啊～

綠茶：為什麼我要你不給我，她沒要你就餵她吃？啊！該不會......你怕姐姐嫉妒吧？姐姐沒這麼小氣吧？

比爾：（死亡瞪眼）......

綠茶：......

貝爾菲格

MC：（剛剛被欺負，在座位上哭）

貝爾菲：怎麼了？

MC ：剛剛......（解釋來龍去脈）

貝爾菲：（抱著MC）別哭啦！我陪妳

綠茶：嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚～貝爾菲！人家也被欺負了！

貝爾菲：乾我屁事

綠茶：......

迪亞沃羅

MC：好冷喔！

迪亞沃羅：來！穿我的外套！

綠茶：我也好冷！

迪亞沃羅：沒辦法啊！我又不能控制天氣！

MC：哈哈哈哈！

綠茶：......

巴巴托斯

巴巴托斯：該回去了，MC妳晚餐想吃什麼？

MC：地獄火蘑菇捲餅！

巴巴托斯：呵呵！好的。

綠茶：天啊！煮飯不是女人的事嗎？怎麼讓男人來做？

巴巴托斯：女朋友不就是拿來寵的嗎？呵呵...

綠茶：姐姐妳真好！我也想要這種男朋友......

巴巴托斯：難道妳不會自己做飯？真好奇妳是怎麼活到現在的

MC：噗！

綠茶：不是啦！我是說，我希望我能有一個像你一樣疼我的男友......

巴巴托斯：那祝妳能找到另一個我

MC：噗哈哈哈！

綠茶：......

西緬

想勾引天使？！門都沒有！

西緬直接帶著MC消失在綠茶面前

盧克

MC和盧克到遊樂園玩

綠茶：唉呦！這是妳的私生子嗎？想不到妳跟別的男人有一腿呀！

MC：......他是天使，我是人類，妳想到哪去？

盧克：而且我不是小孩子！

綠茶：呃？！

＜總之...氣氛變得很尷尬＞

所羅門

所羅門帶MC到五星級餐廳吃飯

綠茶：唉呀！好巧喔！所羅門！我可以跟你一起坐嗎？

所羅門：呵呵，是"我們" 喔！

綠茶：喔！對不起，我沒看到你有帶女朋友，不過，姐姐應該不介意吧？

所羅門：呵呵，當然不會！（把MC拉開）

MC：你！

綠茶：謝謝囉！（坐在所羅門旁邊）那你會請我客嗎？

所羅門：當然！

綠茶：那...你要請我吃什麼？

所羅門：（把MC拉到懷裡，輕吻）請妳吃狗糧！

綠茶：（氣暈）

POV after the events of Nightbringer, you and Solomon finally make it home, however, the two of you quickly realize a significant amount of time has passed in their absence, thousands of years in fact... Your friends, believing their two human friends to never return, had to deal with the aftermath, and it has changed them. They're the same people you knew, only time and grief has warped them into who they are now. Each of them, older and dealing with things in their own ways, have all changed so much. Even Solomon, who came back with you, seems paler and somehow older, though the most like himself. Ancient wars have been carried out in your absence, time has changed the places you once knew and loved into a foreign world, a shell of your home. You never really can catch a break...

(In this Timeskip AU I took a LOT of creative liberties, giving most of them scars from the multi-world war that occurred. I've been in love with this concept for ages now and I'm so happy to finally have this finished product to look at for hours :D not gonna bother listing their age equivalent in human years but I will say Luke is supposed to be ~17 or so. It's not perfect but oh well, hope you enjoy! 💗 I'll probably do another post in the future explaining them all and what theyre doing nowadays, the scars, etc. Also Barbatos' design is HEAVILY inspired by @waltnut's older Barbs and kinda where the whole idea started for me)

When I first started playing Obey Me I had about 4 cards that carried me through the entire first season, and this art features them because they are so slay. This is an idea I've had since I started playing because the dance battles have always been such a silly little concept. <3 (also included is the screenshot I used as a reference for their dance poses, I also took some creative liberties with the background + foreground cause I didn't wanna do one specific sin for the dancefloor)

The Fall

[Edit: Forgot to do a content warning I'm so sorry! CW: escalating tension, drinking/alcohol. Not really angsty but a random demon decides to be rude.]

You and the brothers are all at a party at The Fall. Everyone's having a good time, the music has a nice beat, the color-changing lights are vibrant and you're sipping on a rather fruity glass of demonus. It feels much more akin to a rave than the typical more toned down parties you've attended with the brothers, part of the reason tonight feels so special. Everyone seems much more relaxed, like they're letting loose and just having fun.

Asmo and Mammon dragged Lucifer to the dance floor and, to your surprise, Lucifer was laughing and smiling as he danced with them. Levi and Beel sat at the bar together, laughing over the very fun drinks they ordered. There had to be at least a good at 6 inches of whipped cream over the rim of the glasses, both with colorful bendy straws bent and shaped into hearts. Levi pulled him closer and held up a peace sign as they took a selfie together. You, Satan, and Belphie had all been sitting together taking a breather from the dance floor when you realized your glass was empty. You excused yourself and began heading over to the bar when one particularly bold demon decided to start shit with you.

The demon shoulder checks you hard. The force sends your drink shattering to the floor. Without really thinking, you go to apologize for bumping into them but they cut you off and start mouthing to you about how you need to watch where you're going and blah blah blah. You decide you wanna be the bigger person (you don't want murder charges because this demon stands NO chance against you) and you start to walk away. The demon keeps egging you on. It's starting to cause a scene and people staring. Your back is to the demon when you feel something wet seeping into your clothes and droplets rolling down your skin. Demonus is spilled down the back of your neck, it's in your hair and all over your back, effectively ruining your nice attire. It catches everyone in The Fall off-guard. The music slows and the spotlights stop moving. It's quiet, like people are afraid to speak and as the situation finally sets in, something in you snaps.

Mammon and Satan are both at your sides in a heartbeat, they each wait patiently as you take out any piercings you have that you hand off to them. At the same time, Leviathan and Asmodeus are crouched on the floor next to your feet. They each undo the straps of your uncomfortable but fancy shoes and help you step out of them. Behind you, Beelzebub gently ties back your hair and clips back any loose strands so they don't get in your way. Once you're free of your piercings and shoes and your hair is tied back, Belphegor helps you shrug off your jacket. He stands aside, holding it to his chest giving you a small smile. And while they're all stone-faced and serious with determination burning in their eyes, they give you an aggressive thumbs-up.

You begin finally approaching the demon, now adequately prepared to give them a piece of your mind, when Lucifer appears suddenly and smoothly places a tall glass of demonus in your hands. While it doesn't have the same effect as alcohol from the human world, the sentiment is nice and it adds a decent fear factor when you down it in one gulp, considering most demons don't know demonus doesn't effect humans. Lucifer smirks at you when you give him the empty glass back. He gives a slight bow before signaling to the DJ to start the music back up.

You look to your opponent and they're looking at you with eyes the size of saucers. You look downright deadly with the way you're staring them down. The music kicks in with an aggressive beat and the spotlights start moving again, occasionally bathing you in vibrant violet light, highlighting your icy expression. You’re terrifying. Especially with having the 7 demon lords standing several feet behind you, all with the same death glare you have. The demon isn't feeling very bold anymore.

　 ✮_MAMMON LAYOUTS !

Obsessed.

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…I’m so sorry this is so late- I meant to post this on his birthday and completely forgot because I got busy

So happy very late birthday mammon!

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His blue eyes shining

Holding love he never knew possible

His voice soft and light

Speaking to the one he loves most

The ywho showed him

All the things he never experienced

Love

Warmth

Light he missed

His hands finding their way to theirs

Heads finding shoulder

They smiled softly and whispers something

The love radiating from the words

I love you mammon

Dear human,

I’m your first got it!! No other demon can get ya with me around! But uh don’t think this means I like ya or anything. Lucifer forcing me to write this damn letter to you.

Listen to me got it? You’re fucking great! Um I mean...ah fuck it. You’re really fucking amazing and I love you got it?!

Your first,

Mammon

Hello I asked about Luci when writing letters but what about mammon?

Would he write them like this?

Thank You

Mammon x Reader

Angst at the beginning

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Mammon softly sniffled and wiped his eyes, he just got lectured by Lucifer other something he didn’t do. He tried to quiet his sobs...if his brothers saw they’d laugh at him. So he sobbed into his knees not hearing your quiet knock.

“Mammon? Are you ok?” You called not getting an answer, slowly opening the door rushing over to him.

“Mammon!!” You said pulling him close rubbing his back as he sobbed

“They don’t care about me mc.” He said holding onto your waist as he sobbed

“They’re right!! I’M A FUCKING FAILURE!” He cried, his cheeks puffy as you gently titled his head to look at you.

You kissed his cheeks muttering sweet things softly into his ears.

“You’re far from what they say mammon.”

“You’re amazing at your own stuff.”

“I love you so much.” You whispered pressing small kisses to prove your point, mammon softly snuggling up into you sniffling.

“I love you so much mammon, you’re so kind and thoughtful” you said twirling his hair “you’ll always be the one for you” you muttered softly kissing his head

“Please don’t leave me”

“I wouldn’t dream of it my love”

Waiting For You

Mammon x Reader

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It had been a few years since the exchange program ended, Mammon could still feel the pact formed with a human he fell in love with, Mc, he missed you a lot. You let him keep one of your hoodies when you had to leave, which he put on a pillow he had, as you were short compared to him.

“Mammon, please come with me” Lucifer said making Mammon worried

“I didn’t steal anythin!”

“I never said you did” he said walking off clearly expecting mammon to follow, which he did.

“OI Lucifer where we goin?” He asked

“Someone’s here to see you” Lucifer said opening a door before stepping to the side before he got tackled.

“BABE!” A voice said hugging him tightly “I missed you so much!” It said making mammon confused until the head pulled back.

“S-sugar?” He asked softly, grabbing your cheeks “you’re here?”

You nodded quickly getting comfy in his lap and hugged him tightly again.

“Lucifer and Diavolo sent me back, I can stay with you mammon.” You said pressing kisses to his face smiling.

Mammon gently grabbed your face and kissed you lovingly.

“It’s too late to go back no matter where I look, You’re probably the only one for me”