Incorrect Quote 19/50

Incorrect Quote 19/50

MC, unable to sleep: Hey Mammon, what time is it?

Mammon, also staying up while browsing Majolish: I dunno, pass me that kazoo.

Mammon: *plays kazoo*

Satan: MAMMON IT'S 3AM STOP PLAYING THE FUCKING KAZOO-

Mammon: It's 3AM.

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1 year ago

Beelzebub (Obey Me)

Beelzebub (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

4 years ago

Imagine (Dabi/Touya Todoroki):

You have your soulmate’s name on one wrist, and your mortal enemy’s name on the other. One wrist says Touya Todoroki, while the other says Dabi.

(Imagine below the cut)

Many heroes with this kind of soulmark left their wrists unwrapped in hopes of their soulmate seeing their name and going to meet them.

You were one of those heroes.

You had been told that Touya Todoroki was dead, and Dabi was a villain.

But like a fool, you hoped that maybe Touya was just hiding out somewhere and needed a reason to show himself.

Meeting Dabi for the first time while you were on patrol was terrifying. 

You had been called by a few civilians to check out suspicious activities in a supposedly empty bar.

Your sidekick used their quirk to phase the two of you through a back wall, and the two of you split up to check the place out.

You didn’t notice when someone came up behind you from a mostly hidden hallway so when you were thrown against a wall you were surprised to say the least.

The blue fire on the hand in front of your face was even most terrifying.

Cerulean eyes stared back at your own, before dropping down to your exposed forearms when they registered black ink.

You were prepared to fight the man who you recognized as Dabi from the league of villains, but an annoyed sigh made you hesitate.

His eyes were locked on the names on your wrists, and you knew that his name was there.

What you didn’t know, was that both names were his, so his laughter took you by surprise.

“Well, you don’t see that every day. You must be Y/n.”


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 32/50

Belphegor: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle

Belphegor: I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Asmodeus)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 5/7

General

Asmo loves PDA.

(with your permission) He’s always holding onto some part of you when you’re out together.

Either linking arms with you or handing your hands.

Asmodeus also loves when you wrap an arm around him.

He has no problem overall with being physical around other people or even when it’s just the two of you.

He’s new at real relationships though, so be patient with him.

Eventually, he’ll be the best boyfriend you could possibly hope for.

Be prepared for a shit ton of self care days too. He will love having the chance to pamper you.   

Hands

Asmodeus loves holding your hands.

He takes pride in the softness of his own hands, so imagine when he realizes your hands are a little dry or have cuts on them.

He will give you daily hand massages and help you with any cuts.

Asmo likes to kiss your fingertips too, loving the way you get flustered at the soft act, and will often do it when the two of you are in public.

He always wants to be holding your hand when out, don’t expect to ever have two free hands.

Kisses

Asmo loves kissing your lips.

Good morning kisses? Oh yeah

Goodnight kisses? Always.

See you next class kisses? Every. Single. Time.

His lips are always perfectly soft due to all of the care he puts towards his skin and appearance.

He tastes like strawberries because of his Chapstick.

If towards the beginning of your relationship you wanted to wait a little before kissing him, he was cool with that. 

Asmodeus thinks consent is sexy as fuck, and he respects your wishes.

Of course that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you though.

Hugs

If you thought he kissed you a lot, you’re really in for it with hugs.

Asmo always wants to be holding onto you in some way, especially in public so that he can show off that you’re his.

He prefers hugging you in the font so that you can wrap your arms around him too, but if you hug him from behind and you’re tall enough to rest your chin on his head? 

Boom. Instant squealing about how cute it is.

Asmodeus absolutely loves your hugs.

Cuddles

You can expect a lot of touching when cuddling with Asmo.

Poor boy is so used to all intimate acts being sexual that he just falls back into the pattern.

Once he gets used to just laying there wrapped in each others arms though, be ready for so many whispered words of affection.

Asmo thoroughly enjoys being the little spoon when you cuddle, but he won’t say no to being the big spoon.

He’ll post about four cute pictures of the two of you cuddling every week.


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7 months ago

Hello, let's ignore the fact that I've been dead for years push that aside I need help finding a specific hazbin hotel fic! All details I can remember are below:

Possibly male!reader

X multiple characters

From memory husk and angel as well as vox and I think maybe alastor?? Not 100% sure on alaster but I know reader and Valentino fight A LOT for quite the long time.

First romance between reader and one of the sinners was a kiss with husk after an emotional drinking session I think

There was a new years chapter where husk is the one to kiss them after the clock hits 12:00 while the others are arguing over who gets the kiss

Angel and reader have a really sweet soft relationship and reader sticks up against Val for angel often.

If I remember anything else I'll let yall know but I've been searching all morning for this fic and going insane cause I cannot find it. It was a linger fic I think, completed as well to my knowledge but it's been so long it may not have been completed.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 41/50

MC: You are exceptionally quiet today.

Solomon: I walk around like everything is fine.

MC: Are you okay?

Solomon: But deep down

MC: Yeah?

Solomon: inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off and I can't get my stupid boot off to fix it.


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4 years ago

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Asmodeus: Benefits of dating me:

Asmodeus: You will Be dating me. I could go on, but I think I've made my point.


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1 year ago
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Don't ask me how Ecliptica's hair fit into her helmet. Her helmet works like Finn's hat from Adventure Time👌

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4 years ago

Imagine (Asmodeus)

In which you can hear their voice in your head until you meet them. Hearing your soulmate’s self care instructions and tips 24/7 started to get a bit overwhelming, so you took to the idea of being a transfer student like a moth to a flame. Your soulmate can’t hear you and you them if you’re in a different world right?

(Imagine below the cut)

‘Don’t forget to get plenty of sleep and eat healthy okay?’

The familiar soft voice echoes in your head as you pack.

You had told your soulmate that you were going to transfer to a school somewhere far away, and he was overly supportive, even joking that you might meet him.

You of course had a laugh at that, and told him that there was no way in hell he would be where you were transferring to.

haha sike

When you arrived in the devildom and were being introduced to the demon brothers, your eyes lingered on the demon that was shooting you a sneaky smile.

‘Ooooh there’s a pair of transfer students here and one of them is sooooo cute! I know you would agree if you saw them!’ 

As your soulmate’s voice rung out in your head, you visibly relaxed with a sigh.

“I’ll bet. I just arrived at the place I’m transferring to.” 

Your voice is quiet, but the demon, who Lucifer introduced to be Asmodeus smiled wider, as if he knew what you were talking about.

The second you were all excused, the pinkish haired demon that had been paying more attention to you sauntered over to you with a wide smile.

“So, what do you say about having a relaxing bath together sometime, soulmate?” 

For a moment you don’t even register that his voice isn’t in your head, and you’re about to question what he was talking about, but then you realize that the demon is still standing there waiting for a response, and you freeze.

“Soulmate?”


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4 years ago

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Diavolo: I'm gay.

MC: Water's wet. Beel is hungry. Levi is hot.

Diavolo: What

MC: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.

Leviathan blushing furiously: Did you say I'm hot?


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