Incorrect Quote 24/50

Incorrect quotes 55/50

Asmodeus: Can you give me a massage?

MC: No, because you moan really loud and your brothers think we’re having sex.

Imagine (Mammon)

In which you have your soulmate’s name on your inner wrist. You were just invited down to the Devildom by your best friend who was going to school there as part of her internship, and she introduces you to one of her friends.

(Imagine under the cut)

It had taken you hours to pack.

You weren’t sure of what kinds of foods would be there so you wanted to bring something that you knew you would like.

It took no longer then five minutes for the portal to open once you texted her that you were ready.

When you got through, the first thing you saw was a tall man with red hair. His eyes were a soft yellow and you couldn’t help but feel immediately safe around this strange man.

From what your friend had told you, this must be Lord Diavolo.

After introductions, your friend was allowed to bring you out of the room and show you around.

You were introduced to the ginger scarfing down food on the way to your friend’s room, and when you got there, the two of you sat on the bed to catch up for a bit.

Eventually you showed her that you got your soulmark, and she stared at it for longer then you thought necessary.

“Like what the heck kind of name is Mammon? How would I even find him?”

“I think I know him.”

Her words were slow and she looked concerned, but never less, she pulled you up to take you somewhere.

“I mean he has your name on his wrist but your name isn’t really uncommon so I didn’t think anything of it.

When she finally knocked on a door, you broke out in a cold sweat.

It took a minute, and a crash paired with a muffled curse, but finally, the door opened and you were faced with a tall, white haired boy.

His face lost its frown when he saw your friend, and he leaned on the doorway as if waiting for one of you to speak.

“Her name is Y/n so I think I accidentally found your soulmate.”

She held up your wrist to show him your name, and he stood there for a minute to process what she said.

Then he looked up from your wrist to see your face and it seemed to sink in.

He fainted. 

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Incorrect Quote 37/50

Simeon: Luke there are three ways to do things in the kitchen: the right way, the wrong way, and the Solomon way.

Luke: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Simeon: Yes, but it's faster.

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Incorrect Quotes 52/50

Satan, opens a closet to find MC and Levi inside: What are you two doing in here?

Levi, flustered as all hell: Nothing! We were just-

MC: Not each other, in case you were wondering. Or drugs. Or taxes.

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The Best of Kinktober 2020

I am here! This is my list of all the kinktober submissions that I’ve read over the month, and I wrote them all down because I think everyone should read them! This list is for all my sinners, so enjoy!

It’s organized by day, so just read the kinks and characters that you like, or read them all! Also if you liked a fic that I don’t have on here, feel free to drop it in my inbox! Some days are not on here because I didn’t find any good fics that day, or at least for any characters that I could simp! Some people are also behind on their kinktober fics, so I may do a seperate list for those as they come available!

Authors may have more than one story on here, but I tried to only tag them once so I didn’t make tumblr angry.

NSFW!! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT PLS

Happy Reading!

Day 1:

Dry Humping w/ Baku: @katsukisprincess

Stomach Bulge ft. FatGum: @lesbian-peanut-writer

Thigh Riding ft. Kenma Kozume : @kittycatkrissa

Exhibitionism ft. Ushijima Wakatoshi: @pleasantanathema

Spanking ft. Tobio Kageyama: @akaashisbabygirl

Hand Kink ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor): @enjifuckersupreme

Breeding Kink ft. Shouto Todoroki: @shoutodoki

Size Kink ft. Daichi Sawamura: @kingtamakimurder

Formal Wear ft. Endeavor: @milojwrites

Cockwarming ft. Levi Ackerman - @attackonfics

Bondage ft. Sero Hanta - @ikinabi

Phone Sex ft. Shouto Todoroki - @1-800-smash

Shibari ft. Sero Hanta - @cellotonin

Cockwarming ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @saetyrn9

Degradation/Humiliation ft. Shigaraki & Dabi - @blahkugo

Daddy Kink ft. Todoroki Shouto - @wonderwomanfantasy

Friends to Lovers ft. Keiji Akaashi - @imaginethathaikyuu

Day 2:

Brat Taming/ Authority Kink ft. Daichi Sawamura - @rivendell101

Aphrodisiac ft. Mirio Togata - @hisoknen

Dry Humping ft. Katsuki Bakugou - shoutodoki (tagged above)

Office Sex ft. Akitaru Obi (Fire Force) - @trafalgar-temptress

Hand Kink ft. Kirishima Ejirou - Ikinabi (tagged above)

Thigh Riding ft. Hawks - kingtamakimurder (tagged above)

Breeding ft. Eita - seita

Daddy Kink ft. Tony Stark - @wandas-sunshine

Daddy Kink ft. Hajime Iwaizumi - milojwrites

Thigh-riding ft. Bokuto Koutarou - cellotonin 

Day 3:

Pegging ft Katsuki Bakugou - @whats-her-quirk​

Mutual Masturbation ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @mrs-kuroojinguji

Nudes ft. Dabi - @quirklessthot

Size Kink ft. Ushijima Wakatoshi - rivendell101 (tagged above)

Cockwarming ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) - enjifuckersupreme (tagged above)

Spit Kink ft. Issei Matsukawa - saetryn9 (tagged above)

Double Penetration ft. Shoji Mezo - @lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten

Size Difference ft. Beezlebub (Obey Me!) - @letmebeyourruri-chan

Stockings ft. Shigaraki - bnhaxxassociates

Cock Worship & Face Fucking ft. bokuto - seita \

Daddy Kink ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - cadedanslanauit 

Squirting ft. Yuuji Terushima - cellotonin

Day 4:

Lactation Kink ft. Katsuki Bakugou - ikinabi (tagged above)

Knotting ft. Hawks - lesbian-peanut-writer (tagged above)

Incest ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) *Please Read TW’s before reading* - @tomurasprincess

Phone Sex ft. Iwaizumi Hajime - @secondhand-trash

Spitting ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - supernoya 

Day 5:

Begging ft. Mafia!Kirishima Ejirou - lesbian-peanut-writer (tagged above)

Deep-throating ft. Miya Atsumu - saetyrn9 (tagged above)

Public Sex ft. Shigaraki Tomura - @kazooli *actually not sure if this is technically kinktober, but read it in kinktober so voila*

Mirror Sex ft. Atsumu - @seita

Mutual Masturbation ft. Vegeta - @sevenstarsinning

Cockwarming ft. Shouta Aizawa - @bnhaxxassociates

Gloryhole ft Kaibara Sen - burnedbyshouto

Deepthroating ft. Miyumi Atsumu - saetyrn9

Day 6:

Drug Use/Shotgunning ft. Kuroiro Shihai - saetyrn9 (tagged above)

Car Sex ft. Hinata Shoyo - @super-noya

Thigh Riding ft. Bokuto - rivendell101

Mirror Sex ft. Itachi - @wooobuddyletsgetnasty

Threesome ft. Todoroki Shouto - burnedbyshouto

Breeding ft. Keishin Ukai -  whats-her-quirk

Omegaverse ft. Shouta Aizawa - bnhaxxassociates

Professor/Student ft. Aizawa - @thewheezingwyvern

Size Kink ft. Asahi - cellotonin

Public Sex ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor)

Cockwarming ft. Kiyoomi Sakusa - milojwrites

Impregnation Kink ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @imaginethathaikyuu

Age Difference ft. Enji Todoroki - @present-mel

Day 7:

Cumplay/Outdoor Sex ft. Link (Zelda) -  saetyrn9 (tagged above)

Thigh Riding & Dry Humping ft. Tobio Kageyama - cafedanslanauit

Sweat Kink ft. Tobio Kageyama - edens-breathless-melodies

Hate Sex ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @libra-kirishima

Bored and Ignored ft. Rintarou Suna - imaginethathaikyuu

Day 8:

Collaring ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - burnedbyshouto

Drunken Sex ft. Akaashi Keiji - @keijiskitten

Stockings & Face Sitting ft. Levi Ackerman - attackonfics

Voyeurism ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) - enjifuckersupreme

Phone Sex ft. Bokuto - whats-her-quirk

Car Sex ft. Kirishima Eijirou - @bakubabes-hatake 

Oral Fixation ft. Dabi - @nectarous 

Day 9:

Public Sex ft. Ukai Keishin - @karasu-hoes

Marking ft. Dabi - lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten

Desk Sex ft. Shigaraki & Overhaul - milojwrites

Public Sex ft. Satori Tendou - cellotonin

Bondage/Slapping/choking ft Levi Ackerman - @anlian-aishang

ruts/ knotting ft. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) - @thoti-thots

Thigh Riding ft. Leviathan (Obey Me!) -  @deliberatelyvague

Exhibitionism ft. Tony Stark - wandas-sunshine

Camgirl ft. Enji Todoroki - wonderwomanfantasy

Elevator Sex ft. Hawks - @some-kindofgnome

Day 10:

breast/body worship ft. Osamu - seita

Public Sex ft. Dabi - lesbian-peanut-write

Praise Kink ft. T. Goshiki - @edens-breathless-melodies

Promise Kink ft. Astumu Miya - imaginethathaikyuu

Bondage ft. Sero Hanta -  @lovinkiri

Somnophilia ft. Iwaizumi - rivendell101

Breeding, Overstim, Cumflation ft. Enji Todoroki - enjifuckersupreme

Corruption Kink & Praise ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - oikadiors 

Hypnotism ft. Hitoshi Shinsou - ikinabi 

Public Sex ft. Dabi - lesbian-peanut-writer 

Day 11:

Onsen Sex ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - secondhand-trash (tagged above)

Oral Sex & Sex on The Kitchen Counter ft. Oikawa Toru - @cafedanslanuit 

Cockwarming ft. Suna R. - edens-breathless-melodies

Reassurance / Size Kink ft. Matsukawa - seita

Day 12:

ABO/Omegaverse ft. Shigaraki Tomura - burnedbyshouto 

Facefucking ft. Semi Eita - karasu-hoes

Anal ft. Tendou Satori - seita 

Incest ft. Ejirou Kirishima - hisoknen *Read TW’s before reading*

Sthenolagnia ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @reading-hub

Makeup Sex/Reunited ft. Futakuchi Kenji - imaginethathaikyuu (tagged above)

Predator/Prey ft. Geralt of Rivia - @nellblazer

Day 13:

deepthroating ft. Katsuki Bakugou - cellotonin

Thigh-Riding ft. Kuroo Tetsurou & Lev Haiba - whats-her-quirk

breath play/choking ft. Oikawa Toru - karasu-hoes

Daddy Kink ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang 

Pegging ft. Midoriya Izuku - burnedbyshouto 

Breath Play/ Choking ft. Tooru Oikawa - karasu-hoes

Day 14:

Public Sex/ Confined Space ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang

Phone Sex ft. Hawks - burnedbyshouto 

Day 15:

Caught Masturbating ft. Geralt of Rivia - @becs-bunker

Mirror Sex ft. Shinazugawa Sanemi - burnedbyshouto 

Breeding Kink/Aftercare ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @oikadiors

FaceFucking ft. Aizawa Shouta - cafedanslanuit

Public Sex ft. Ejirou Kirishima - lovinkiri

Overstim, Thigh-fucking, uniform ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @hunied-ossy

Mutual Masturbation ft. Shouto Todoroki - whats-her-quirk

Phone Sex ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - cellotonin

Praise ft. Katsuki Bakugou - quirklessthot

Day 17:

Choking/ balcony sex ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - rivendell101

Day 18: 

Car Sex/Oral Sex ft Kuroo Tetsurou - cafedanslanuit (tagged above)

Dirty Talk ft. Dean Winchester - @holylulusworld

Mirror Sex ft. Akaashi Keiji - cellotonin

Exhibitionism ft. Kirishima Eijirou - burnedbyshouto

Day 19:

Impact Play ft. Tobio Kageyama - karasu-hoes (tagged above)

Cockwarming ft. Shouta Aizawa - whats-her-quirk 

Voyeurism / Sex Swing ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang

Day 20:

Against A Wall/Wall Sex ft. Lev Haiba - cellotonin (tagged above)

Day 21:

Sexting ft. Goku - sevenstarsinning (tagged above)

Cheating ft. Todoroki Shouto - cafedanslanuit (tagged above)

Demonfucking/Knotting ft. Kyojuro - dudeandduchess 

Aphrodisiac ft. Asmodeus (Obey Me!) - @deliberatelyvague

Day 22:

Breeding ft. Yandere!Mammon (Obey Me!) - @yandere-daydreams

Window Sex/Formal Wear ft. Kyojuro - dudeandduchess (tagged)

Size Kink ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @iwaasfairy

Day 23:

Voyeurism ft. Kyojuro - @dudeandduchess

Quickie/Hate-fucking ft. Akinori Konoha - @prettysetterbaby 

Day 24:

Dirty Talk/ Daddy Kink ft. Mastukawa - super-noya

Possessive Sex ft. Katsuki Bakugou - some-kindofgnome

Day 25:

Fingersucking/Cockwarming ft. Shinsuke Kita - seita 

Day 26: 

Phone Sex ft. Oikawa Tooru - cafedanslanuit

Size Kink ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @spicyness

Overstimulation ft. Katsuki Bakugou - some-kindofgnome

Corruption ft. Lucifer (Obey Me!) - deliberatelyvague

Corruption ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - wonderwomanfantasy

Day 27:

Dry Humping ft. Tamaki Amajiki - whats-her-quirk

Day 29:

Senpai Kink ft. Sugawara Koushi - cellotonin

Creampie/Cumflation ft. Matsukawa - seita

Part 2 coming when some authors finish their kinktober fics!

Imagine (Shigaraki Tomura):

You don’t age until you meet your soulmate (You stop at 21 until you find them). You moved in with the league of villains after being found on the streets by Mr. Compress. You realize after about three years that you’ve been aging, so you have to awkwardly ask your teammates if any of them have been aging recently.

(Imagine below the cut)

You’re realizing that this was a bad idea as you finally get Twice to talk to you alone for a moment.

The poor guy is confused. He has no idea why you want to talk to him alone, but he’s equally as curious.

When you try to discreetly ask him if he’s been feeling any different lately he takes you literally.

“I’m feeling so tired. I’ve never been more awake!”

You resort to just asking him outright and he just laughs while shaking his head and showing you a few red words on his shoulder.

“I already found mine, but try Compress. No try Spinner!”

Those two weren’t aging either, but both directed you towards Dabi.

Dabi laughed in your face as he showed you the names on both his wrists, and you realized it couldn’t be him.

“I dare you to ask Muscular or Shigaraki”

You didn’t want to bother your boss, who had been sneakily watching you go around to all of his underlings asking questions he couldn’t hear.

What Tomura did know however, was that he had been aging.

He had kept a close eye on you as you had approached Muscular, and was fuming as you seemed to ignore his presence.

He finally went complaining to Kurogiri who told him in the nicest way to just man up and go talk to you.

When you ran out of people to ask, even going as far as asking Giran when he popped by, you were about to give up.

“You forgot me.” 

The raspy voice behind you nearly had you jumping out of your skin, and you turned to see your leader.

Shigaraki was staring at you impatiently, and your mouth went dry as you realized that he would have been the last person it could be.

“Have you... uh. Is there any chance you’ve been aging recently, sir?”

One of his hands came up to remove his father’s hand from his face, and he stares down at you with an odd look in his eyes that you’ve never seen on him.

“Took you long enough.”

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Affection Headcannons (Asmodeus)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part: 5/7

General

Asmo loves PDA.

(with your permission) He’s always holding onto some part of you when you’re out together.

Either linking arms with you or handing your hands.

Asmodeus also loves when you wrap an arm around him.

He has no problem overall with being physical around other people or even when it’s just the two of you.

He’s new at real relationships though, so be patient with him.

Eventually, he’ll be the best boyfriend you could possibly hope for.

Be prepared for a shit ton of self care days too. He will love having the chance to pamper you.   

Hands

Asmodeus loves holding your hands.

He takes pride in the softness of his own hands, so imagine when he realizes your hands are a little dry or have cuts on them.

He will give you daily hand massages and help you with any cuts.

Asmo likes to kiss your fingertips too, loving the way you get flustered at the soft act, and will often do it when the two of you are in public.

He always wants to be holding your hand when out, don’t expect to ever have two free hands.

Kisses

Asmo loves kissing your lips.

Good morning kisses? Oh yeah

Goodnight kisses? Always.

See you next class kisses? Every. Single. Time.

His lips are always perfectly soft due to all of the care he puts towards his skin and appearance.

He tastes like strawberries because of his Chapstick.

If towards the beginning of your relationship you wanted to wait a little before kissing him, he was cool with that. 

Asmodeus thinks consent is sexy as fuck, and he respects your wishes.

Of course that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you though.

Hugs

If you thought he kissed you a lot, you’re really in for it with hugs.

Asmo always wants to be holding onto you in some way, especially in public so that he can show off that you’re his.

He prefers hugging you in the font so that you can wrap your arms around him too, but if you hug him from behind and you’re tall enough to rest your chin on his head? 

Boom. Instant squealing about how cute it is.

Asmodeus absolutely loves your hugs.

Cuddles

You can expect a lot of touching when cuddling with Asmo.

Poor boy is so used to all intimate acts being sexual that he just falls back into the pattern.

Once he gets used to just laying there wrapped in each others arms though, be ready for so many whispered words of affection.

Asmo thoroughly enjoys being the little spoon when you cuddle, but he won’t say no to being the big spoon.

He’ll post about four cute pictures of the two of you cuddling every week.

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Affection Headcannons (Leviathan)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part 3/7

General

Leviathan was nervous about physical affection at first.

He still is, though not as much as before.

He was afraid of putting his hands in the wrong spots, or of you being uncomfortable.

Anime didn’t teach him how to do this.

Eventually he started pulling you over to sit on his lap while he gamed.

You would fall asleep against his chest sometimes when he did that and he would panic because he didn’t want to move and wake you up.

Sooner or later, he would realize that you were a heavy sleeper, and he would be able to relax when you fell asleep against him.

Now he loves having you on his lap while he games. If you’re not facing the screen and gaming with him, you’re facing him and wrapping your arms around his neck, which still makes him blush like mad.

You make sure to do it often.

Hands

It took a while before Levi was confident enough to grab your hand first.

He occasionally grabs your hand now when you manage to get him out of the house for a walk in the evenings.

Levi likes to hold your hands over a controller when teaching you how to play a game.

You’ll pretend to mess up a few times purposely so that he holds your hands longer.

He knows.

Kisses

Levi rarely makes the first move when it comes to kissing.

He’d rather you make the first move.

But oh boy, when you do ask for a kiss, he’s all for it.

Levi will show off what he learned for some animes to kiss you in the sweetest ways.

He’ll dip you and kiss you like you’re air and he hasn’t breathed for hours.

Lift you into his arms so you have to wrap your legs around his waist.

Leviathan will cup your cheeks sweetly and lift your face to his to kiss you with lips softer then silk.

Hell, he even starts wearing Chapstick that’s your favorite flavor to get you to kiss him more often.

Hugs

Leviathan likes to hug you from behind so that he can bury his face in your hair.

He can’t help loving that you use the sweetest smelling shampoo.

His arms will pull you flush against his surprisingly toned torso and just hold you against him for a couple minutes.

Until he realizes how long he’s been holding onto you and quickly lets go to fight down the blush that he hadn’t noticed until you pointed out how cute it was.

He gets flustered easier than his brothers, and it shows in the way he typically hides his face against your hair or the top of your head when he hugs you.

Cuddles

He likes playing with your hair when you cuddle.

He’s just so intrigued by its softness.

And when you push him gently down onto the bed and climb in behind him to wrap your arms around his waist, he melts.

He wants to be cool and be the big spoon, but he can’t help the way his heart flutters when you pull him against your front and rest your head against his back.

He’ll hold your hands when they circle around his waist, and just play with your fingers as he relaxes against your chest.

He doesn’t want his brothers to know that he’s the little spoon out of the fear that they’ll make fun of him.

He doesn’t know that they all know, but that you made them all swear to never say anything.

Even Lucifer shivered when you settled your glare on him that day.

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SINCE POSTING THIS I'VE GOTTEN 2 UR CARDS ON MY FREE PULLS ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER SO HELL YEAH THE DARK MAGIC WORKED

How do you guys get Ur and Ur+ cards in the free pulls or the 10 pulls?????

I can't spend money on the game so I saved up dp for a 10 pull and I got 3 ssr skill up cards but never once have I gotten a ur card😭

Share your luck pls I just want Levi

Incorrect Quotes 4/50

Mammon: Why would you give a knife to my human????

Belphegor: MC felt unsafe.

Mammon: Now I feel unsafe!

Belphegor: I'm sorry

Belphegor:... would you like a knife

Lucifer in the background: Belphegor nO-

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