Incorrect Quotes 18/20

[Student Council meeting]

Belphie: Hey sorry I’m late, I overslept.

Lucifer: It’s 4:30pm, what time did you go to sleep?!

Belphie: 2pm

Lucifer:

Lucifer: The meeting started at 1.

Incorrect Quote 44/50

Lucifer, locking Solomon and MC in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Solomon: But isn't it illegal to leave a child in a locked car?

MC, pressing their face against the window: Yeah! What he said!

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Incorrect Quote 6/50

Lucifer: I'm not doing too well.

Lucifer: I have this headache that comes and goes.

Mammon: *walks into the room*

Lucifer: Oh look there it is again.

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The Best of Kinktober 2020

I am here! This is my list of all the kinktober submissions that I’ve read over the month, and I wrote them all down because I think everyone should read them! This list is for all my sinners, so enjoy!

It’s organized by day, so just read the kinks and characters that you like, or read them all! Also if you liked a fic that I don’t have on here, feel free to drop it in my inbox! Some days are not on here because I didn’t find any good fics that day, or at least for any characters that I could simp! Some people are also behind on their kinktober fics, so I may do a seperate list for those as they come available!

Authors may have more than one story on here, but I tried to only tag them once so I didn’t make tumblr angry.

NSFW!! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT PLS

Happy Reading!

Day 1:

Dry Humping w/ Baku: @katsukisprincess

Stomach Bulge ft. FatGum: @lesbian-peanut-writer

Thigh Riding ft. Kenma Kozume : @kittycatkrissa

Exhibitionism ft. Ushijima Wakatoshi: @pleasantanathema

Spanking ft. Tobio Kageyama: @akaashisbabygirl

Hand Kink ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor): @enjifuckersupreme

Breeding Kink ft. Shouto Todoroki: @shoutodoki

Size Kink ft. Daichi Sawamura: @kingtamakimurder

Formal Wear ft. Endeavor: @milojwrites

Cockwarming ft. Levi Ackerman - @attackonfics

Bondage ft. Sero Hanta - @ikinabi

Phone Sex ft. Shouto Todoroki - @1-800-smash

Shibari ft. Sero Hanta - @cellotonin

Cockwarming ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @saetyrn9

Degradation/Humiliation ft. Shigaraki & Dabi - @blahkugo

Daddy Kink ft. Todoroki Shouto - @wonderwomanfantasy

Friends to Lovers ft. Keiji Akaashi - @imaginethathaikyuu

Day 2:

Brat Taming/ Authority Kink ft. Daichi Sawamura - @rivendell101

Aphrodisiac ft. Mirio Togata - @hisoknen

Dry Humping ft. Katsuki Bakugou - shoutodoki (tagged above)

Office Sex ft. Akitaru Obi (Fire Force) - @trafalgar-temptress

Hand Kink ft. Kirishima Ejirou - Ikinabi (tagged above)

Thigh Riding ft. Hawks - kingtamakimurder (tagged above)

Breeding ft. Eita - seita

Daddy Kink ft. Tony Stark - @wandas-sunshine

Daddy Kink ft. Hajime Iwaizumi - milojwrites

Thigh-riding ft. Bokuto Koutarou - cellotonin 

Day 3:

Pegging ft Katsuki Bakugou - @whats-her-quirk​

Mutual Masturbation ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @mrs-kuroojinguji

Nudes ft. Dabi - @quirklessthot

Size Kink ft. Ushijima Wakatoshi - rivendell101 (tagged above)

Cockwarming ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) - enjifuckersupreme (tagged above)

Spit Kink ft. Issei Matsukawa - saetryn9 (tagged above)

Double Penetration ft. Shoji Mezo - @lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten

Size Difference ft. Beezlebub (Obey Me!) - @letmebeyourruri-chan

Stockings ft. Shigaraki - bnhaxxassociates

Cock Worship & Face Fucking ft. bokuto - seita \

Daddy Kink ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - cadedanslanauit 

Squirting ft. Yuuji Terushima - cellotonin

Day 4:

Lactation Kink ft. Katsuki Bakugou - ikinabi (tagged above)

Knotting ft. Hawks - lesbian-peanut-writer (tagged above)

Incest ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) *Please Read TW’s before reading* - @tomurasprincess

Phone Sex ft. Iwaizumi Hajime - @secondhand-trash

Spitting ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - supernoya 

Day 5:

Begging ft. Mafia!Kirishima Ejirou - lesbian-peanut-writer (tagged above)

Deep-throating ft. Miya Atsumu - saetyrn9 (tagged above)

Public Sex ft. Shigaraki Tomura - @kazooli *actually not sure if this is technically kinktober, but read it in kinktober so voila*

Mirror Sex ft. Atsumu - @seita

Mutual Masturbation ft. Vegeta - @sevenstarsinning

Cockwarming ft. Shouta Aizawa - @bnhaxxassociates

Gloryhole ft Kaibara Sen - burnedbyshouto

Deepthroating ft. Miyumi Atsumu - saetyrn9

Day 6:

Drug Use/Shotgunning ft. Kuroiro Shihai - saetyrn9 (tagged above)

Car Sex ft. Hinata Shoyo - @super-noya

Thigh Riding ft. Bokuto - rivendell101

Mirror Sex ft. Itachi - @wooobuddyletsgetnasty

Threesome ft. Todoroki Shouto - burnedbyshouto

Breeding ft. Keishin Ukai -  whats-her-quirk

Omegaverse ft. Shouta Aizawa - bnhaxxassociates

Professor/Student ft. Aizawa - @thewheezingwyvern

Size Kink ft. Asahi - cellotonin

Public Sex ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor)

Cockwarming ft. Kiyoomi Sakusa - milojwrites

Impregnation Kink ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @imaginethathaikyuu

Age Difference ft. Enji Todoroki - @present-mel

Day 7:

Cumplay/Outdoor Sex ft. Link (Zelda) -  saetyrn9 (tagged above)

Thigh Riding & Dry Humping ft. Tobio Kageyama - cafedanslanauit

Sweat Kink ft. Tobio Kageyama - edens-breathless-melodies

Hate Sex ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @libra-kirishima

Bored and Ignored ft. Rintarou Suna - imaginethathaikyuu

Day 8:

Collaring ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - burnedbyshouto

Drunken Sex ft. Akaashi Keiji - @keijiskitten

Stockings & Face Sitting ft. Levi Ackerman - attackonfics

Voyeurism ft. Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) - enjifuckersupreme

Phone Sex ft. Bokuto - whats-her-quirk

Car Sex ft. Kirishima Eijirou - @bakubabes-hatake 

Oral Fixation ft. Dabi - @nectarous 

Day 9:

Public Sex ft. Ukai Keishin - @karasu-hoes

Marking ft. Dabi - lemonlordleah-shinzawa-kitten

Desk Sex ft. Shigaraki & Overhaul - milojwrites

Public Sex ft. Satori Tendou - cellotonin

Bondage/Slapping/choking ft Levi Ackerman - @anlian-aishang

ruts/ knotting ft. Sesshomaru (Inuyasha) - @thoti-thots

Thigh Riding ft. Leviathan (Obey Me!) -  @deliberatelyvague

Exhibitionism ft. Tony Stark - wandas-sunshine

Camgirl ft. Enji Todoroki - wonderwomanfantasy

Elevator Sex ft. Hawks - @some-kindofgnome

Day 10:

breast/body worship ft. Osamu - seita

Public Sex ft. Dabi - lesbian-peanut-write

Praise Kink ft. T. Goshiki - @edens-breathless-melodies

Promise Kink ft. Astumu Miya - imaginethathaikyuu

Bondage ft. Sero Hanta -  @lovinkiri

Somnophilia ft. Iwaizumi - rivendell101

Breeding, Overstim, Cumflation ft. Enji Todoroki - enjifuckersupreme

Corruption Kink & Praise ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - oikadiors 

Hypnotism ft. Hitoshi Shinsou - ikinabi 

Public Sex ft. Dabi - lesbian-peanut-writer 

Day 11:

Onsen Sex ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - secondhand-trash (tagged above)

Oral Sex & Sex on The Kitchen Counter ft. Oikawa Toru - @cafedanslanuit 

Cockwarming ft. Suna R. - edens-breathless-melodies

Reassurance / Size Kink ft. Matsukawa - seita

Day 12:

ABO/Omegaverse ft. Shigaraki Tomura - burnedbyshouto 

Facefucking ft. Semi Eita - karasu-hoes

Anal ft. Tendou Satori - seita 

Incest ft. Ejirou Kirishima - hisoknen *Read TW’s before reading*

Sthenolagnia ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @reading-hub

Makeup Sex/Reunited ft. Futakuchi Kenji - imaginethathaikyuu (tagged above)

Predator/Prey ft. Geralt of Rivia - @nellblazer

Day 13:

deepthroating ft. Katsuki Bakugou - cellotonin

Thigh-Riding ft. Kuroo Tetsurou & Lev Haiba - whats-her-quirk

breath play/choking ft. Oikawa Toru - karasu-hoes

Daddy Kink ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang 

Pegging ft. Midoriya Izuku - burnedbyshouto 

Breath Play/ Choking ft. Tooru Oikawa - karasu-hoes

Day 14:

Public Sex/ Confined Space ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang

Phone Sex ft. Hawks - burnedbyshouto 

Day 15:

Caught Masturbating ft. Geralt of Rivia - @becs-bunker

Mirror Sex ft. Shinazugawa Sanemi - burnedbyshouto 

Breeding Kink/Aftercare ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @oikadiors

FaceFucking ft. Aizawa Shouta - cafedanslanuit

Public Sex ft. Ejirou Kirishima - lovinkiri

Overstim, Thigh-fucking, uniform ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @hunied-ossy

Mutual Masturbation ft. Shouto Todoroki - whats-her-quirk

Phone Sex ft. Kuroo Tetsurou - cellotonin

Praise ft. Katsuki Bakugou - quirklessthot

Day 17:

Choking/ balcony sex ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - rivendell101

Day 18: 

Car Sex/Oral Sex ft Kuroo Tetsurou - cafedanslanuit (tagged above)

Dirty Talk ft. Dean Winchester - @holylulusworld

Mirror Sex ft. Akaashi Keiji - cellotonin

Exhibitionism ft. Kirishima Eijirou - burnedbyshouto

Day 19:

Impact Play ft. Tobio Kageyama - karasu-hoes (tagged above)

Cockwarming ft. Shouta Aizawa - whats-her-quirk 

Voyeurism / Sex Swing ft. Levi Ackerman - anlian-aishang

Day 20:

Against A Wall/Wall Sex ft. Lev Haiba - cellotonin (tagged above)

Day 21:

Sexting ft. Goku - sevenstarsinning (tagged above)

Cheating ft. Todoroki Shouto - cafedanslanuit (tagged above)

Demonfucking/Knotting ft. Kyojuro - dudeandduchess 

Aphrodisiac ft. Asmodeus (Obey Me!) - @deliberatelyvague

Day 22:

Breeding ft. Yandere!Mammon (Obey Me!) - @yandere-daydreams

Window Sex/Formal Wear ft. Kyojuro - dudeandduchess (tagged)

Size Kink ft. Bokuto Koutarou - @iwaasfairy

Day 23:

Voyeurism ft. Kyojuro - @dudeandduchess

Quickie/Hate-fucking ft. Akinori Konoha - @prettysetterbaby 

Day 24:

Dirty Talk/ Daddy Kink ft. Mastukawa - super-noya

Possessive Sex ft. Katsuki Bakugou - some-kindofgnome

Day 25:

Fingersucking/Cockwarming ft. Shinsuke Kita - seita 

Day 26: 

Phone Sex ft. Oikawa Tooru - cafedanslanuit

Size Kink ft. Katsuki Bakugou - @spicyness

Overstimulation ft. Katsuki Bakugou - some-kindofgnome

Corruption ft. Lucifer (Obey Me!) - deliberatelyvague

Corruption ft. Shinsou Hitoshi - wonderwomanfantasy

Day 27:

Dry Humping ft. Tamaki Amajiki - whats-her-quirk

Day 29:

Senpai Kink ft. Sugawara Koushi - cellotonin

Creampie/Cumflation ft. Matsukawa - seita

Part 2 coming when some authors finish their kinktober fics!

Mammon (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Incorrect Quote 37/50

Simeon: Luke there are three ways to do things in the kitchen: the right way, the wrong way, and the Solomon way.

Luke: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Simeon: Yes, but it's faster.

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Incorrect Quote 28/50

Lucifer: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Satan, stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively: Oh so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Demon who broke into the house of lamentation an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Satan: Coming right up.

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Part 9 … :1

Don't ask me how Ecliptica's hair fit into her helmet. Her helmet works like Finn's hat from Adventure Time👌

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Incorrect Quote 11/50

Lucifer: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.

Diavolo, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

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Looks like an archangel blade from supernatural-

i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???