Incorrect Quotes 5/50

Incorrect Quotes 5/50

MC: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Satan: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when you double over in pain because you broke your hand and he bends over to ask if you're alright, kiss him.

Belphegor: Stab him.

Mammon: Dump him.

Beelzebub: I can throw you at him?

Leviathan: Kick him in the shin.

Diavolo: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.

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4 years ago

Imagine (Hizashi Yamada):

Once you meet eyes with your soulmate, you can both see color. You just transferred from America back to Japan after five years be a teaching assistant for Aizawa and your life exploded into colors when you met his friend, the eccentric music teacher.

(Imagine below the cut)

 Getting into the school took longer then you would have liked.

You were stopped every five minutes by excited fans on the way to the airport, and once in the Japan airport, you were ambushed by more fans.

You loved your fans, you really did.

But it was too much on your first day when you just wanted to get over the jetlag.

The weekend was nice and quiet, so when you got to U.A, you were surprised by the amount of energy that your students had when you stepped into the room.

The morning went by without a hitch thank god, and then it was lunch break.

 You were shown to the breakroom by Aizawa, who then climbed into a bright yellow sleeping bag to take a nap.

When the blond pro hero bursts through the door, you just about have a heart attack.

After he apologizes for scaring you, you finally meet eyes with the excitable pro, and suddenly you can see.

Your world explodes into color and you both freeze.

Aizawa mumbles something along the lines of ‘finally they’re quiet’ but neither of you notice.

The two of you are two busy drinking in the colors around you.

Finally Hizashi snaps out of it and his grin widens until you’re worried he’s going to hurt his face.

He’s all over you in seconds, asking question like ‘what’s your favorite animal and your name’ 

After exchanging questions, answers and numbers, the two of you promise to meet after school for your first date.

You can easily hear Hizashi from next door as he excitedly yells to your students that he found his soulmate today.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 36/50

MC: I want to wake up with you the rest of my life.

Lucifer: I get up at 5:00 am.

MC: Nevermind. Belphegor is my favorite now.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 18/20

MC: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Satan: Belphegor literally killed you last month.

MC: Ya but I'm still here am I not?

Mammon: Okay but they've got a point.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 25/50

Asmodeus: Benefits of dating me:

Asmodeus: You will Be dating me. I could go on, but I think I've made my point.


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4 years ago

Imagine (Dabi/Touya Todoroki):

You have your soulmate’s name on one wrist, and your mortal enemy’s name on the other. One wrist says Touya Todoroki, while the other says Dabi.

(Imagine below the cut)

Many heroes with this kind of soulmark left their wrists unwrapped in hopes of their soulmate seeing their name and going to meet them.

You were one of those heroes.

You had been told that Touya Todoroki was dead, and Dabi was a villain.

But like a fool, you hoped that maybe Touya was just hiding out somewhere and needed a reason to show himself.

Meeting Dabi for the first time while you were on patrol was terrifying. 

You had been called by a few civilians to check out suspicious activities in a supposedly empty bar.

Your sidekick used their quirk to phase the two of you through a back wall, and the two of you split up to check the place out.

You didn’t notice when someone came up behind you from a mostly hidden hallway so when you were thrown against a wall you were surprised to say the least.

The blue fire on the hand in front of your face was even most terrifying.

Cerulean eyes stared back at your own, before dropping down to your exposed forearms when they registered black ink.

You were prepared to fight the man who you recognized as Dabi from the league of villains, but an annoyed sigh made you hesitate.

His eyes were locked on the names on your wrists, and you knew that his name was there.

What you didn’t know, was that both names were his, so his laughter took you by surprise.

“Well, you don’t see that every day. You must be Y/n.”


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4 years ago

Affection Headcannons (Leviathan)

Fandom: Obey Me

Part 3/7

General

Leviathan was nervous about physical affection at first.

He still is, though not as much as before.

He was afraid of putting his hands in the wrong spots, or of you being uncomfortable.

Anime didn’t teach him how to do this.

Eventually he started pulling you over to sit on his lap while he gamed.

You would fall asleep against his chest sometimes when he did that and he would panic because he didn’t want to move and wake you up.

Sooner or later, he would realize that you were a heavy sleeper, and he would be able to relax when you fell asleep against him.

Now he loves having you on his lap while he games. If you’re not facing the screen and gaming with him, you’re facing him and wrapping your arms around his neck, which still makes him blush like mad.

You make sure to do it often.

Hands

It took a while before Levi was confident enough to grab your hand first.

He occasionally grabs your hand now when you manage to get him out of the house for a walk in the evenings.

Levi likes to hold your hands over a controller when teaching you how to play a game.

You’ll pretend to mess up a few times purposely so that he holds your hands longer.

He knows.

Kisses

Levi rarely makes the first move when it comes to kissing.

He’d rather you make the first move.

But oh boy, when you do ask for a kiss, he’s all for it.

Levi will show off what he learned for some animes to kiss you in the sweetest ways.

He’ll dip you and kiss you like you’re air and he hasn’t breathed for hours.

Lift you into his arms so you have to wrap your legs around his waist.

Leviathan will cup your cheeks sweetly and lift your face to his to kiss you with lips softer then silk.

Hell, he even starts wearing Chapstick that’s your favorite flavor to get you to kiss him more often.

Hugs

Leviathan likes to hug you from behind so that he can bury his face in your hair.

He can’t help loving that you use the sweetest smelling shampoo.

His arms will pull you flush against his surprisingly toned torso and just hold you against him for a couple minutes.

Until he realizes how long he’s been holding onto you and quickly lets go to fight down the blush that he hadn’t noticed until you pointed out how cute it was.

He gets flustered easier than his brothers, and it shows in the way he typically hides his face against your hair or the top of your head when he hugs you.

Cuddles

He likes playing with your hair when you cuddle.

He’s just so intrigued by its softness.

And when you push him gently down onto the bed and climb in behind him to wrap your arms around his waist, he melts.

He wants to be cool and be the big spoon, but he can’t help the way his heart flutters when you pull him against your front and rest your head against his back.

He’ll hold your hands when they circle around his waist, and just play with your fingers as he relaxes against your chest.

He doesn’t want his brothers to know that he’s the little spoon out of the fear that they’ll make fun of him.

He doesn’t know that they all know, but that you made them all swear to never say anything.

Even Lucifer shivered when you settled your glare on him that day.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 51/50

*at the dinner table*

Asmodeus: *scrolling on his DDD under the table*

Leviathan: *actually not playing a game for once and eating*

Beelzebub: *eating like a starved man as per usual*

Mammon, Belphegor and MC: *suspiciously quiet*

Satan: *already done and just sipping at some tea while reading*

Lucifer: You are all remarkably well behaved tonight.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: What did you do?


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4 years ago

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Lucifer: I beg to differ

MC, without thinking: Then beg

*distant sound of a plate shattering as Mammon rolls on the ground in laughter*

_________________

Lucifer: What kind of fireworks would you recommend?

MC, Levi and Solomon in unison: Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.

Lucifer crying later: I don’t even know how Solomon got into the house of lamentation he was supposed to be in the human world.

4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 22/50

Satan: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Lucifer: Ridiculous, give me one example of this.

Leviathan: Spiders.

Belphegor: Wasps and Hornets.

Satan: Terriers.

Mammon: Luke.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quote 32/50

Belphegor: Since it's impossible to know which part of my life is the middle

Belphegor: I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.


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