i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people
i wish everyone who draws this kind of eyebrows a very good character design
(white girl party gossip voice) omg do you smoke crack with that mouth
do you smoke crack with that mouth
everyone who was on the design team for boobs should get a raise
stimming in front of people is so embarrassing like ooo look at me shaking my hands like neurodivergent little FREAK who has to step away from the conversation for a few seconds id rather be dead
she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead
I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like
She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]
And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason
dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries
i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw
do you smoke crack with that mouth
meeting the personification of an abstract yet omnipresent concept in your dreams is definitely one of the experiences ever