I Wish Everyone Who Draws This Kind Of Eyebrows A Very Good Character Design

meeting the personification of an abstract yet omnipresent concept in your dreams is definitely one of the experiences ever

buddy is NOT surviving this encounter

dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries

i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw

(white girl party gossip voice) omg do you smoke crack with that mouth

do you smoke crack with that mouth

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short

she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead

I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like

She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]

And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason

do you smoke crack with that mouth

give me whimsy or give me death

badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze