I Sit Alone At A Table With An Assortment Of Lotions, A Blank Tiermaker Page, And A Straw

buddy is NOT surviving this encounter

she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead

I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like

She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]

And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason

i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream

fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic

dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries

(white girl party gossip voice) omg do you smoke crack with that mouth

do you smoke crack with that mouth

bottom surgery wait list so long im going to the gallows to get hung

do you smoke crack with that mouth

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls