Everyone Who Was On The Design Team For Boobs Should Get A Raise

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short

dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls

buddy is NOT surviving this encounter

fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic

whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥

IF ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER CALLS ME A CATBOY I WILL SHIT ON THEIR CARPET AND PISS IN THEIR EYES

bottom surgery wait list so long im going to the gallows to get hung

i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw

meeting the personification of an abstract yet omnipresent concept in your dreams is definitely one of the experiences ever

do you smoke crack with that mouth