(white Girl Party Gossip Voice) Omg Do You Smoke Crack With That Mouth

bottom surgery wait list so long im going to the gallows to get hung

she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead

I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like

She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]

And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls

i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw

i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people

i genuinely think that things started to go downhill after i stopped seeing faces in literally everything and making friends with them in my head

dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries

buddy is NOT surviving this encounter

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short