She Secured On My D Boy Til I Activate Site Warhead

fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic

i genuinely think that things started to go downhill after i stopped seeing faces in literally everything and making friends with them in my head

do you smoke crack with that mouth

i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people

dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries

stimming in front of people is so embarrassing like ooo look at me shaking my hands like neurodivergent little FREAK who has to step away from the conversation for a few seconds id rather be dead

give me whimsy or give me death

i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream

badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw