Johnny Martin - Blog Posts

Johnny, what are you doing with jumpwings on your wrist? You aren't a paratrooper yet! 😆

Band of Brothers screencaps/edits (170/?)

Band of Brothers as coffee?

as if i wrote this out and tumblr deleted it so here we go again

Winters: a nice cool glass of milk

Nixon: 8 shots of irish espresso via IV drip

Webster: americano bup bup gotta stay awake, fresh, write

Liebgott: a nice cup of joe

Guarnere: What the fuck is a cappuccino

Toye: An Iced Tea

Luz: pours caprisun into his coffee

Doc Roe: chug it boi dont ever sleep a nice mocha 

Babe: No coffee just hot chocolate with whipped cream marshmallows and sometimes a dollop of icecream

Perconte: he just likes to nibble on the beans 

Lipton: just the foam

Speirs: Black Coffee. through a straw if hes feeling fancy

Malarkey: lil Flat White, sip sip

Martin: He just crushes the beans in his hand and sips the juice from his fist

Talbert: Frappacino, no nonsense

Muck: Coffee with salt

Easy as random memes on my phone part 1:

talbert:

liebgott @ web:

malark, skip & penk:

german pow's & speirs:

babe:

buck:

lip, martin & luz (in that order):

winters about nix:

i keep shitting out shitty content on the daily. am i sorry? no not one bit 😎✌🏻

Johnny Martin: Im never happy

Johnny Martin: Just less pissed off

Easy Company in a food fight (1/?)

@indigosandviolets and I were chatting together about how Easy Company would have a food fight and this is what we came up with:

Liebgott: *uses his hershy chocolate syrup to spray people*

Guarnere and Perconte: *throwing the crappy spaghetti at each other*

Nixon isn't even in the food fight 'cause he's drinking all the alcohol

Malarkey starts throwing mash potatoes at people: i don't care if i start another potatoe famine, this is WAR

Winters staying in the kitchen and a handful of potatoes goes right by his head, he looks back it for a second, looks back at Malarkey and then slowly ducks under the counter

Spina, also drinking with Nixon: *looks at Babe* How are you still alive?

Babe, who has somehow not been touched by any food even though he’s standing on the tables: i have no idea!!

Doc is throwing baguettes: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU YALL DIDN'T GIVE ME SIZZORS

Speirs goes all Chuck Norris and he uses a rubber band to fling food. Let's say he does it David and Goliath style.

Speirs hits Bull right between the eyes, and Bull then proceeds to pick it off and pelt it at him

Welsh has the box of Lucky Charms cereal and making it rain: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BITCHES

Luz uses cookies as frisbees

Buck is going Rambo with the baloney

no one DARES hit Martin

Except Webster who almost hits Martin with a bratwurst sausage but Martin dodges like Matrix style

Malarkey somehow gets his hands on a whole head of lettuce

Penkala and Skip use Cheezits as ninja stars

Am I the only one who thinks that Penkala could be the love child of Randlemann and Martin?

Johnny Martin Leading the Patrol → Requested by lesterhashey

*slams fist onto table* NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SHIP BULL RANDLEMAN AND JOHNNY MARTIN.

“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere

“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey

“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe