Johnny Martin Leading the Patrol → Requested by lesterhashey
that 2017 movie call me by my nickname
Skip: Oh please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly
Shifty: You’re right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however; I would maim.
Babe: You’re on a date with someone when they refer to guacamole as avocado jelly. What do you do?
Penkala: Bash their brains in.
Muck: Propose.
Luz: Bold of you to assume I’m on a date
i’m here to share this screen cap with you all of penkala’s sassy ass eyebrow.
Really drunk Joe Toye sitting in a pile of puppies and he starts getting teary eyed and his voice gets really husky as he gathers them up into his arms and rubs his face into their fluffy little bodies. “I can’t protect all of them.”
*Webgott in an argument*
Webster: you know what? Fuck you!
Liebgott: I already did!
Webster: ...
Liebgott: -and I did it real good
Webster: ...
Webster: ...
Webster: you did.
Luz: I’m bike sectional
Luz: I’m bisectional
Winters: Take your time.
Luz, pointing at Toye: Boys!!!
Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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