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just absolutely living for bull’s face when lieb says “why don’t we just shoot bull here, feed the company for a whole week?”
“boi are u serious i will slap u with the power of arkansas”
Since we are all quarantined in my state there is nothing to do. Please tell which band of brothers boy I should draw to cure my boredom. I will post each drawing.
Easy Company in a food fight (1/?)
@indigosandviolets and I were chatting together about how Easy Company would have a food fight and this is what we came up with:
Liebgott: *uses his hershy chocolate syrup to spray people*
Guarnere and Perconte: *throwing the crappy spaghetti at each other*
Nixon isn't even in the food fight 'cause he's drinking all the alcohol
Malarkey starts throwing mash potatoes at people: i don't care if i start another potatoe famine, this is WAR
Winters staying in the kitchen and a handful of potatoes goes right by his head, he looks back it for a second, looks back at Malarkey and then slowly ducks under the counter
Spina, also drinking with Nixon: *looks at Babe* How are you still alive?
Babe, who has somehow not been touched by any food even though he’s standing on the tables: i have no idea!!
Doc is throwing baguettes: THIS IS FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU YALL DIDN'T GIVE ME SIZZORS
Speirs goes all Chuck Norris and he uses a rubber band to fling food. Let's say he does it David and Goliath style.
Speirs hits Bull right between the eyes, and Bull then proceeds to pick it off and pelt it at him
Welsh has the box of Lucky Charms cereal and making it rain: TASTE THE RAINBOW YOU BITCHES
Luz uses cookies as frisbees
Buck is going Rambo with the baloney
no one DARES hit Martin
Except Webster who almost hits Martin with a bratwurst sausage but Martin dodges like Matrix style
Malarkey somehow gets his hands on a whole head of lettuce
Penkala and Skip use Cheezits as ninja stars
Am I the only one who thinks that Penkala could be the love child of Randlemann and Martin?
*slams fist onto table* NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE SHIP BULL RANDLEMAN AND JOHNNY MARTIN.
“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere
“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey
“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe