badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple
being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze
everyone who was on the design team for boobs should get a raise
whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥
IF ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER CALLS ME A CATBOY I WILL SHIT ON THEIR CARPET AND PISS IN THEIR EYES
she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead
I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like
She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]
And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason
i genuinely think that things started to go downhill after i stopped seeing faces in literally everything and making friends with them in my head
buddy is NOT surviving this encounter
stimming in front of people is so embarrassing like ooo look at me shaking my hands like neurodivergent little FREAK who has to step away from the conversation for a few seconds id rather be dead
the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short
do you smoke crack with that mouth
i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream