Fat Dudes With Big Beards Are The Chillest People On The Planet And I Am Requesting A Formal Study On

badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream

she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead

I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like

She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]

And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason

stimming in front of people is so embarrassing like ooo look at me shaking my hands like neurodivergent little FREAK who has to step away from the conversation for a few seconds id rather be dead

whew this blew up follow me for more bangers 🔥

IF ONE MORE MOTHERFUCKER CALLS ME A CATBOY I WILL SHIT ON THEIR CARPET AND PISS IN THEIR EYES

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls

bottom surgery wait list so long im going to the gallows to get hung

buddy is NOT surviving this encounter

i sit alone at a table with an assortment of lotions, a blank tiermaker page, and a straw