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i genuinely think that things started to go downhill after i stopped seeing faces in literally everything and making friends with them in my head

badonkers are signs of femininity and big hands are a sign of masculinity. thinking gmmmgh good to hold vs gmmmgh good to be held with. shrimple

being on tumblr has taught me that girls see men's hands the same way men see tits, therefore from now on i will be constantly covering my hands with gloves to protect them from the horny female gaze

she secured on my d boy til i activate site warhead

I've been getting kinda into scp stuff lately, and the memes are so funny cause it's just shit like

She [REDACTED] on my [REDACTED] until I [DATA EXPUNGED]

And it makes me lose it every time for no fucking reason

i hope that in some universe im feeding chickens and tapping trees in a village of <200 people

do you smoke crack with that mouth

dropping effervescent tablets in with my fish food so the piscine sinners who eat their forbidden fruits float up to the surface and i can harvest them like ripe cranberries

the ringworm that's been piloting me like a mech since 2018: watch another yourube short

5 things you see 4 things you feel 3 things you hear 2 things you smell 1 thing you taste isnt enough i need to merge with the walls

i listen to jermacore and fuck robots while waiting for the recreational nyquil to kick in . Bill Gates envisioned this i sawe it in My dream

fat dudes with big beards are the chillest people on the planet and i am requesting a formal study on the topic