Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Robin : You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Steve : Me after being awake for 3 days and start seeing the hat man.

Eddie : The who???

Steve : Oh this is suddenly not a safe space.

Pov : Eddie survive the upside down and just join the babysitter club

Jonathan : You really put everything aside and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Nancy : Three counts of resisting arrest.

Robin : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Steve : Several traffic violations.

Argyle : Also, that’s not our van.

Eddie : I have never been so terrified in my life.

Steve over the phone : I'm busy. Studying. Naked!

Eddie over the phone : Is that supposed to keep me away?

Ten minutes later...

Steve : Eddie? You're at my house!

Eddie : And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.

Steve : While I'm gone, you're in charge Dustin, Erica.

Dustin pointing his fist in the air : Yes!

Erica : Nice.

Mike and Lucas : WHY THEM!?

Steve, whispering to Max and Will : You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to throw a tantrum.

Max : Obviously.

Will : *nodding*

El : *giggling*

Celebrity AU

Interviewer : So, in the show the character of Robin and your character a really close, what about in real life?

Steve : Oh it's really like in the show, ask anyone, we’re close.

🎤

Eddie : Robin and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. In my bed. With me in it.

Dustin : Tell us a little about yourself!

Steve : I'd rather not, I really like this group.

Eddie : Relationships should be 50/50. Steve cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Billy : Why do you always attack me with words?

Steve : Why ? Do you want me to use my Bat?

Jonathan : I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Argyle : Weight loss? Drink water.

Robin : Clear skin? Drink water.

Steve : Want to get rid of someone? Drown them

Everyone :

Eddie : We're having a kid!

Dustin : Oh, congratula-

Steve slamming adoption papers onto the table : It's you, sign here.

Eddie : I think Steve is dropping hint that he wants me to propose?

Robin : What kind of hints?

Eddie : He keep showing me his wedding Pinterest board.

Eddie : And randomly tells me his ring size.

Robin : That isn't a hint.

Robin : Thats called a kick in the ass.

Robin : *clicks pen*

Steve : *clicks pen in response*

Eddie : Stop that.

Steve : Stop what?

Eddie : You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Robin : Yes Eddie, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

Eddie : ...

*Later*

Steve, to Nancy : That’s actually exactly what we were doing.

Robin : Made you all playlists!

Robin : Eddie, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.

Robin : Steve, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.

Robin : And Chrissy has the ABBA Gold album.

Steve : What did you do?

The party :

Steve : You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Eddie, staring lovingly at Steve : I would die for you.

Steve, doing his own thing : Then perish.

Steve : I think i should adopt another kids.

Robin : No.

Steve : Why not?

Robin : Because by "kid", you mean traumatized teenagers, with who you were with was in life-or-death situations, and you already have 5 of them.

Steve holding up Will and El : 7!

Erica : You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Dustin : I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress!!! For what it's worth, I don't think Steve can fight in that dress either!

Steve : Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Robin : you would, but I also think you can beats their russian ass in a wedding dress.

Steve : Aww thanks Robs!

He would look nice in a wedding dress 🙏

In the 6th one, Robin matches the profile pic

ronance x tweets

Idk man, this made perfect sense to me

Anyone else?

They're all high and making progressively less sense.

“joseph quinn is the sexiest man alive” i say into the mic, the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, she’s right!” i hear a voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s jamie campbell bower.

Dustin, texting Eddie: Eddie! Help I’m being kidnapped Eddie: Where are you? Dustin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Eddie: I’ll call Steve. Steve, answering his cell: Y’ello? Eddie: Where’s Dustin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped. Steve: Dustin? What do you mean, he's literally right next to me- Steve: Steve: I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Steve: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Dustin: WHO ARE YOU?!

*Steve crying because of Nancy* Eddie: There there, Steve. Steve, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Eddie: Great question-

Steve: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Eddie : *trips over a tree branch and flips off the tree*

Steve: That one. I want that one

Nancy, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Steve: Gray. Eddie: Grey. Nancy, turning to Robin: Now tell them what color you think it is. Robin: Dark white.

Dustin: So, are you two dating now? Steve & Eddie: Yes. Dustin: Why? Steve: I happen to find Eddie very appealing. Dustin: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with him