Eddie : We're Having A Kid!

Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Ororo : You did.

Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."

Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Logan : Valid points, all.

Steve : You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Eddie : Oh, really? You’re an idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Steve : I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME!

Lucas, picking up the monopoly board : I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Barry : *exists*

Snart : This means nothing. I'm sure these feelings will fade.

*6 years later getting married*

Snart : Any day now.

Mick being the best man : Dude.

Dustin : Eddie, give me your bat!

Eddie : My bat??

Dustin : Don't you carry a bat in your bag?

Eddie : Have you ever met a person carrying a bat in their bag??

Dustin calling Steve : Hey Steve do you carry a bat in your bag?

Steve : Of course, I'm not an animal.

Tony texting Pepper

Tony : I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Tony : LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Pepper : Please stop talking.

Tony : God, if only someone loved me…

Stephen : *standing behind hum with roses*

Bucky : *holding box of chocolates*

Quill : *has balloons and a card*

Pepper : *facepalms* This is sad.

Gabriel : How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Sam : Gabriel, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Gabriel : So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Kara : I have a bad feeling about this...

Barry : What do you mean?

Kara : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Barry : No?

Oliver : That actually explains so much.

What do you think?

Lisa : Hey Lenny, wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Snart : Sure.

Lisa : Barry! Wanna third wheel on my date with Cisco tomorrow?

Barry : Sure!

Lisa : Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Snart and Barry : ...

Cisco dying of laughter : Lis oh my god!