Om! Diavolo - Blog Posts

its okay dude im not becoming evil muhaha. sorry i mean haha. dont know what happened there muhaha. sorry i mean

This rlly falls into the issue with the sexualization of Twins, too.

Bro, idec know anymore at this point, I am tired of seeing sibling character x reader x sibling chatacter (for example: fred weasley x reader x George weasley, that's just an example) Even if the poly is just the two siblings sharing the other person, it's disgusting. No, NORMAL siblings would ever think of sharing someone. Most of the people who read this shit r probably just wierdos. I promise you ppl who have siblings would never agree to someone if they said, "Can I date you and your sibling?" And if you think differently, ur weird. The reason isn't just a sexual reason (that's just plain disgusting, no normal siblings want to have a threesone or whatever with someone else siblings r very repulsive in that with each other) It can also just be a romantic reason. Just being in a relationship with the same person as siblings is gross. The same thing goes for Obey Me, especially Beelzebub and Belphegor. There have been lessons where it literally mentions how whichever one of the Obey Me brothers wouldn't be okay with sharing you with another brother, but people so desperately want that to not be the case. Especially that one lesson where Belphie mentions in his sleep how he actually isn't okay with sharing MC with Beel, but people r always like, "Oh! If they talk this out, it could work!" Bro, no 😭, except that he doesn't want to, you can't have both of two r siblings. It's utterly disgusting. The times that Obey Me have moments where they're like, "We can share MC." Is all for the money frfr, there has been many lessons signaling that they actually aren't okay with that. The parts were they mention sharing has usually been in events (money grabbing 👀.) I am tired of reading Obey Me fanfic and then when I get to Beel it's like- "Beel & Belphie, why not both :)))" mf i don't want "both" I'm not a weirdo. And I'm only making this post because it's EXTREMELY NORMALIZED that it's literally impossible to ignore it. Not even fictionally, even in real life, ppl who r poly with siblings.. Nahh bruh, even if those siblings aren't dating each other, they got some weird incest shit going on, especially if they both have sex with you at the same time, mental hospital. Me and my siblings and I always mention how disgusting it is, the same thing with my friends who also have siblings. This isn't a matter of "Oh, their all consenting adults they can do whatever." I will gladly tell any p3dos, Zoophil3s, and inc3sts to |< Ý $ no questions asked if you think I'm being dramatic, please exit. If I see shit like this I'm literally just gonna either block the person or report them (which is so much work considering since it's so normalized is fucking everywhere), or literally just say shit. No actual siblings would do this, y'all.. You just really want both of them, and that's fine with other characters that r not siblings (for example if u wanna be poly with Diavolo and Lucifer go ahead), but when their siblings your fr putting a weirdass fantasy in ur head that they r okay with it n shit. And with actual Inc3st ships I've seen literally so many ppl say it's ok (most of them ended up being only children not a suprise), and at this point my stomach hurts and I feel literally sick. I just enjoy the sibling relationship, beel and belphie . Meanwhile, the comments r like, "Me when I want both," mf touch grass.

Anyways yeah I'm just irritated at this point cuz it's so normalized that it's just everywhere so I felt I needed to speak out abt it because it completely ruins the mood when I'm just tryna enjoy shit, and I'm not rlly good with words so sorry if this is layed out wierd or something. I can't be the only one who has siblings and is weirded out by this (obv not cuz I talk to ppl irl who mentions how weird it is). If you have siblings, please put yourself in a situation where someone wants both u and ur sibling at the same time.

You people are acting like those creepy people in real life who go up to twins and r like "Threesome?"💀💀💀

Im ready for the weirdos after me

Happy belated Birthday to Diavolo and whatever, but more importantly, HAPPY BELATED FOURTH BIRTHDAY TO MY CATTTTTT

MY BABY IVYYYYY

Lord Diavolo: Ah! MC! I'm glad you could make it!

MC: Me too. What did you call me over for?

Lord Diavolo: I just want to know how your doing.

MC: On a scale of Lucifer after a couple bottles of Demonus to Beel after he hasn't eaten in a day?

MC: I'm about an Asmodeus after someone breaking his eye shadow pallet.

Lord Diavolo: Oh my.

Barbatos: I'll schedule a vacation.

當Obey me 的角色遇到綠茶

Warning :MC在此為女性

這是我第一次寫這類的文章，角色拿捏的不是很好，而且還有OOC的設定。不喜勿讀！！

當MC在跟惡魔兄弟/配角在一起，突然一個綠茶魅魔試圖勾引他們

路西法

綠茶：哎呀！路西哥哥！好久不見！

路西法：誰准妳叫我路西？

綠茶：唉呦！有了女朋友就不認妹妹我了嗎？

路西法：......（摟住MC) 那還不快叫嫂子？

瑪門

在百貨公司

MC:瑪門！把東西放下！

瑪門：（準備偷東西）我....我又沒拿什麼！

MC:壞狗狗！坐下！

瑪門：（被迫坐下）YIKES! 好痛！！妳下手一定要這麼重嗎？

綠茶：姐姐好兇喔！如果是我，我一定不會這樣對哥哥的！

瑪門：......妳知道嗎？我寧願被我的人類兇也不要妳對我好！偉大的瑪門才不需要被呵護！

MC:...... ( 莫名感動）

利維坦

MC:(被迫cosplay Ruri醬在惡魔動漫季廣場等利維)

綠茶：唉呦！姐姐cos 什麼角色啊？有夠滑稽的！

MC:...... (躲到一旁）

綠茶：？

利維：（帶著洛坦駕到）死婊子妳給我聽好......！！！

撒旦

綠茶：（撞MC然後跌倒）唉呦！

撒旦：唉呀！沒事吧？

綠茶：我沒事！不要怪姐姐！姐姐不是故意的...

撒旦：（笑著看著綠茶）不好意思，我沒在跟妳說話

綠茶：.......

艾斯摩德斯

綠茶：姐姐的妝好漂亮！不像我只塗了一點乳液

艾斯摩：那是當然的！我幫MC化的妝怎麼可能不美？雖然還是差我一點 。

綠茶：好好喔！你可不可以幫我化妝？姐姐應該不會介意的。

艾斯摩：但，如果我幫妳化了妝誰來襯托我和MC的美呢？

MC：噗！

綠茶：......

比爾希巴伯

綠茶：比爾～你在吃什麼？

比爾：.......漢堡

綠茶：看起來好好吃喔！可以給我吃一口嗎？

比爾：......妳不會自己去買嗎？

MC：比爾！

比爾：MC！要不要吃漢堡？

MC：好啊！

比爾：來！啊～

綠茶：為什麼我要你不給我，她沒要你就餵她吃？啊！該不會......你怕姐姐嫉妒吧？姐姐沒這麼小氣吧？

比爾：（死亡瞪眼）......

綠茶：......

貝爾菲格

MC：（剛剛被欺負，在座位上哭）

貝爾菲：怎麼了？

MC ：剛剛......（解釋來龍去脈）

貝爾菲：（抱著MC）別哭啦！我陪妳

綠茶：嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚～貝爾菲！人家也被欺負了！

貝爾菲：乾我屁事

綠茶：......

迪亞沃羅

MC：好冷喔！

迪亞沃羅：來！穿我的外套！

綠茶：我也好冷！

迪亞沃羅：沒辦法啊！我又不能控制天氣！

MC：哈哈哈哈！

綠茶：......

巴巴托斯

巴巴托斯：該回去了，MC妳晚餐想吃什麼？

MC：地獄火蘑菇捲餅！

巴巴托斯：呵呵！好的。

綠茶：天啊！煮飯不是女人的事嗎？怎麼讓男人來做？

巴巴托斯：女朋友不就是拿來寵的嗎？呵呵...

綠茶：姐姐妳真好！我也想要這種男朋友......

巴巴托斯：難道妳不會自己做飯？真好奇妳是怎麼活到現在的

MC：噗！

綠茶：不是啦！我是說，我希望我能有一個像你一樣疼我的男友......

巴巴托斯：那祝妳能找到另一個我

MC：噗哈哈哈！

綠茶：......

西緬

想勾引天使？！門都沒有！

西緬直接帶著MC消失在綠茶面前

盧克

MC和盧克到遊樂園玩

綠茶：唉呦！這是妳的私生子嗎？想不到妳跟別的男人有一腿呀！

MC：......他是天使，我是人類，妳想到哪去？

盧克：而且我不是小孩子！

綠茶：呃？！

＜總之...氣氛變得很尷尬＞

所羅門

所羅門帶MC到五星級餐廳吃飯

綠茶：唉呀！好巧喔！所羅門！我可以跟你一起坐嗎？

所羅門：呵呵，是"我們" 喔！

綠茶：喔！對不起，我沒看到你有帶女朋友，不過，姐姐應該不介意吧？

所羅門：呵呵，當然不會！（把MC拉開）

MC：你！

綠茶：謝謝囉！（坐在所羅門旁邊）那你會請我客嗎？

所羅門：當然！

綠茶：那...你要請我吃什麼？

所羅門：（把MC拉到懷裡，輕吻）請妳吃狗糧！

綠茶：（氣暈）

My obey me oc Jezebel the art is by me and a Friend of mine on Insta

Info: Jezebel comes from devildom upper class and is a childhood friend of Diavlos she’s an expert in politics and relations unfortunately the House of Lords has an issue with the facts she’s a woman but she’s not let that stop her

POV after the events of Nightbringer, you and Solomon finally make it home, however, the two of you quickly realize a significant amount of time has passed in their absence, thousands of years in fact... Your friends, believing their two human friends to never return, had to deal with the aftermath, and it has changed them. They're the same people you knew, only time and grief has warped them into who they are now. Each of them, older and dealing with things in their own ways, have all changed so much. Even Solomon, who came back with you, seems paler and somehow older, though the most like himself. Ancient wars have been carried out in your absence, time has changed the places you once knew and loved into a foreign world, a shell of your home. You never really can catch a break...

(In this Timeskip AU I took a LOT of creative liberties, giving most of them scars from the multi-world war that occurred. I've been in love with this concept for ages now and I'm so happy to finally have this finished product to look at for hours :D not gonna bother listing their age equivalent in human years but I will say Luke is supposed to be ~17 or so. It's not perfect but oh well, hope you enjoy! 💗 I'll probably do another post in the future explaining them all and what theyre doing nowadays, the scars, etc. Also Barbatos' design is HEAVILY inspired by @waltnut's older Barbs and kinda where the whole idea started for me)

Fine tuning the Solomon angst/hurt-comfort fic, it's a bit over 3k words right now so yippeee. Recent art/sketch drop in the mean time <3

When I first started playing Obey Me I had about 4 cards that carried me through the entire first season, and this art features them because they are so slay. This is an idea I've had since I started playing because the dance battles have always been such a silly little concept. <3 (also included is the screenshot I used as a reference for their dance poses, I also took some creative liberties with the background + foreground cause I didn't wanna do one specific sin for the dancefloor)

With Each Thought of You

Song used: The very thought of you by Al Bowlly

Diavolo x Reader (oh to dance with him to this song 🥰🥰)

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The very thought of you

And I forget to do

The little ordinary things

That everyone ought to do

You have been filling the demon princes mind, your laugher rang in his mind, your bright smile, and eyes. Oh the demon lord had fallen hard for you.

I'm living in a kind of daydream

I'm happy as a king

And foolish, though it may seem

Why, to me, that's everything

He truly was happy like a king with you, he loved spending time with you, seeking you out to spend time with you. Even if he was supposed to working on stuff for RAD or just his prince duties. He’d put them on hold for you.

The mere idea of you

The longing here, for you

You'll never know

How slow the moments go

'Till I'm near to you

Diavolo sighed happily as you once again popped into his mind, Lucifer huffing as he knew what had happened.

“Lord Diavolo we’re in the meeting.”

I see your face in every flower

Your eyes in stars above

It's just the thought of you

The very thought of you, my love

The more Lord Diavolo thought the more he knew. He had fallen in love with you.

Hello everyone I have a question. I’m currently working on a dia song fic and wanted to know if you guys wanted me to include the song on the post too? I’ll obviously have

Song used:

And stuff but wanted to if you guys wanted to listen to the song while reading it!

It’s a Lonely Life

The Flower Chronicles: Simeon

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Lord diavolo sat in his office, looking at the petals and blood that spattered on the fine wood. He sat confused and scared. He felt the flowers in his throat...and it terrified the demon prince.

“Barbatos, come here for a moment” he called out to his demon butler, who arrived shortly

“Yes my lord?”

“Help me” Diavolo said his eye tearing up as he felt the flowers crawl up.

“Please Barbatos help me!” He gasped more petals and blood pooled over his desk.

“Lord Diavolo!” Barbatos called, fear filling the normally stoic butler, he watched as blood and petals stained the work the prince was working on. Diavolo quietly whimpered, a rare sight of true fear in the prince, as he looked at Barbatos blood dripping down.

“W-whats wrong with me” he asked feeling weak.

“I will do my research my lord” Barbatos said fear laced his voice before he quickly bowed and rushed out. Leaving diavolo for a moment, leaving with his thoughts, leaving him with his fear and panic.

“My lord I know what’s wrong” Barbatos said walking back in, the sight made him even more worried, Diavolo looked pale and sick, panting hard as he tried to calm down from the flowers. Diavolo shook and listened as Barbatos explained.

“Unrequited love” Diavolo said, holding back tears “Barbatos tell me, Mc...” the butler nodded softly.

“I’m sorry my lord” he said bowing again, leaving the man to process. Mc...oh how he adored you, ever since you arrived. He could’ve mistook you for another angel, you were so kind to everyone. Diavolo let out a quiet sob knowing he’d never be able to tell you the truth.

“Are you ready my lord?” Barbatos asked, worry evident on his features, he knew Diavolo had been getting worse and worse, more and more petals come each time.

“This shall be my final goodbye to the devildom, thank you Barbatos for sticking with me” he said giving the demon a sad smile.

“Lord diavolo...” Barbatos said sadness filling him...

Diavolo took a breath and stepped out, gaining all the attention due to his status.

“As many of you know, I have ruled over the devildom for many years now...but now it is time for me to leave”

He was met with scattered whisperes

“Diavolo what do you mean?” Lucifer asked, you by his side...causing him to realize it’s almost time for him to leave.

“Thank you everyone, for staying by my side, and Mc thank you...for letting me know what love felt like.” He said before coughing up petals for the last time.

What’s this? A snippet of a story I’m doing? Dia will get a soft I promise!

“Help me” Diavolo said his eye tearing up as he felt the flowers crawl up.

“Please Barbatos help me!” He gasped more petals and blood pooled over his desk.