Hamilton Lams - Blog Posts

hi guys so my bestie owns a hamilton server n we rlly need a alexander !

the only requirements are , you need discord, someone in the 16-18 age range and someone who is willing to do lams . it is a historical n musical mix so pls keep that in mind

pls lmk if u fit both requirements n are willing to join :D

GUYS SPREAD MY FANFIC!!!

fandoms: deh, bmc, heathers, hamilton (references to falsettos, 25thAPCSB, rockabye and other musicals)

Imagine the day we start of in Dear Evan Hansen. He never finished his letter, rather finding himself auditioning for the highschool's version of Heathers. He finds himself intertwined in a multitude of scenarios, pockets of gossip and situations. Jeremy Heere's casual breakdown, Connor Murphy being somewhat nice, for some reason lams! A blurred mixture of gayness, drugs, blood, shitposts and irony.

I originally wrote this a while back with the limp prompts for my ex, I am now republishing some of the older chapters and writing up some of the later ones for myself. I have been promising I will write something on my terms but never do. Now I am!!

It's meant to be bad, I wrote this in teenhood whilst trying to figure out where I fit in the world. Some of the plot choices are a little.... hectic. I will give you that. Pretty good for a laugh, although. It's still going!!<3

I AM ALSO DESPERATE FOR SUGGESTIONS!! :D

Little fun fact about me

Every time I’ve had a writing assignment in school where I got to choose my own story, I went with the Wizard of Oz. I wrote little side stories, but they always had the Tinman and the Scarecrow, no matter what. Now, I have always been worried about what my teachers or parents will think if I got into detail (not inappropriate. I promise you) about how I imagined Tinman and Scarecrow, cause they’re gay and stuff. But I do write in little bits here and there (every time) to suggest they are together.

Needless to say, no one has caught on unless I’ve told them. I did just have to share this with the people of Tumblr though, because you guys don’t really judge my choices since they’re not gross or creepy or…forbidden (family member x family member kinda thing, which is wrong but I’m not saying this just to hate). Anyways, I just thought you guys should know this and if I start posting stories, yes I will change details to make sure I have enough of those sweet gays in there, like Tincrow and Tuggoffelees and such else. ☺️

Very long list of things i loved in Hamilton

"Alexshander hamilton" in the first song (I'm crying hes so pathetic i love him)

*clicks* "YES."

"He looked at me like I was stupid I'm NOT STUPID."

Laurens tapping on the table <3

"If you stand for nothing Burr what'll you fall for?"

"Who are you? / Who are you? / Whew are yew?"

"ENTER ME" (he says in parenthesis)

"Ahnarchy? how you say? AHH ANARCHY!"

"I got you knuckleheads in Loco Parentis,"

"Laurens i like you a lot ;)"

"Are we a nation of states? Whats the state of our nation?"

When they nearly kiss in the story of tonight.

"EXCUSE ME MISS I KNOW ITS NOT FUNNY BUT YOUR PERFUME SMELLS LIKE YOUR DADDY'S GOT MONEY!"

"Burr you disgust me." "Ah, so you've discussed me? I'm a trust fund baby you can trust me ;)"

"HEAR YE HEAR YE!!" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

Herc and Laff pushing him forward and Burr pushing him back

"You cry in your tea which you throw in the sea when you see me go by,"

Vocals in "oceans rise, empires fall" go down on rise and up on fall. musical equivalent of writing blue in red pen.

"Dying is easy, young man, living is harder." ATE??

"We're reliable with the LADIES!" 

"Martha Washington named her feral tom cat after him-" "-thats true :D"

"Is it a question of if, Burr, or which one ;)" 

"Hey, hey, hey, hey," *Eyefucks the front row of the audience*

"Im just saying if you really loved me you would share him ;)" 

THE DANCE PLS.

THE GROWL IN "As long as I'm alive Eliza swear to god you'll never feel so-"

"My life is going fine because Eliza's in it <3"

"Hes penniless hes flying by the seat of his pants-"

"Cause if the tomcat can get married!"

"To the newly not poor of us!" "HA"

"Well iiii heeeard,,,, you gottaspecialsomeone on the siiiiiidee buurrrr," 

*softly* "Oh shit.." 

"_ doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints, it takes and it takes and it takes and we keep _ anyway, we _ and we _ and we _ and we make our mistakes," 

"CHICKA- PLOW" 😭

"Were gonna fly a lot of flags half mast." "Raise a glass-" 

"IM A GENERAL, WHEEEE!"

"you shot him in the side, YES HE YEILDS??"

"hear comes the general " - "This should be fun"

"John should've shot him in the mouth, that would've shut him up"

"EVERYONEGIVEITUPFORAMERICASFAVORITEFIGHTINGFRENCHMAN" 

"Monsieur Hamilton!" "Monsieur Lafayette!" 

"Immigrants. We get the job done."

"HERCULES MULLIGAN!" 

"I'm so blue." *stomps, lights go blue*

"Awesome, wow." 

"Bright young man :)" "Yo who the f- is this??" 

"You're a better lawyer than me" "Okay? -_-" 

"The new US constitution??"

"Hamilton wrote. The other fIFTY ONE-" 

"Treasury or state. Treasuary or state. Sir do you want me to run the treasury or the state department."

"Lesgo 😏"

"Where have you been?" "Uhh, France?" 

All of the cabinet battles. Just. Yes.

Macbeth reference!!

"MY NAME IS PHILLIP 🗣️🗣️ I AM A POET 🔥🔥" 

"My dearest,,,,,,,Angelicaaaa" 

his shy little "Hi"

"John Adams doesn't have a real job anyway :)" 

"That was my wife you decided to-" "Fuuuuu"

"That's a lot less work" "We oughta give it a try"

*recites newtons 3rd law cutely*

"We smack each other in the press" (this is historically accurate)

"Which i wrote-!" 

"Somebody needs to stand up to his mouth!"

"SOTHERN MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRATIC REPUBLICANS🗣️🗣️🔥🔥"

"Sir, i dont know what you heard but whatever it was JEFFERSON STARTED IT!"

"I'm sorry what. 😃"

"I wasn't aware that was something a person could do... I'm ✨perplexed✨."

"""""""Country"""""""

*British* "JoHn AdAmS?!?!1?!3?2!"

"That poor man they're going to eat him alive!!!"

"they will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ this will be fun!! (giggles) President John Adams - Good luck!" 

"As long as he can hold a pen he's a threat" PLSS

"sENATOR BURR?? What is this??"

"✨An immigrant embezzling our government funds✨"

".....my God?"

"Are my answers to your satisFACtion."

"the ladies say that's not where the resemblance stops ;)" 

"y'all look pretty good in your frocks, how about when i get back we all strip down to our socks ;D"

"ALEXANDER DID YOU KNOW!?!???" *Alex, probably: iimaginedeathsomuchitfeelsmorelikeamemory-*

Hamilton: *mourning*  The whole country: "JEFFERSON OR BURRR"

"Can we get back to politics? 😒" "please??🥺"

"AT LEAST THEY KNOW I KNOW WHERE FRANCE IS. 😒" 

"Honestly, its kinda draining! 😃" 

"YOU HEAR THIS GUY? Man openly campaigns against me talking bout i look forward to our partnership 😂"

"Cause I'm the president 😉"

"Heres an itemized list of 30 years of dissagrements" "Sweet Jesus -"

The way they fit the counting in The World Was Wide Enough 

the voice crack in "This man will NOT make an orphan of my daughter,"

The way his whole panic attack stopped when he said "Eliza".

In the first verse its him being hopelessly in love. I specifically used the phrase "You were mine" over and over in reference to the signing of all their letters between each other with "yrs" and the last one was signed "yrs forever" and he sent it a day before Laurens died so we dont know if he even got it. Never getting over that. Then we have the classic homophobic dad, shattering his manic pixie girl dreams (he wanted to live in a cottage in the woods with Alex and 17 cats). Then the next verse is about how helpless he made him feel (reference) and you know when you like someone and its all wobbly and they consume your every waking thought and they can send you spiraling with a glance. Yeah that. Then "trying to find an explanation for every line" is him panicking because what if people find out? How will I make them think we were just guys being bros when its so painfully obvious I loved him? Are we throwing away our shot (reference) at making the history books with this relationship? Is it worth it? Then he realises that history has its ways of doing that for them, somewhere along the line it'll get twisted and our relationship will be called platonic. Then he's wondering if he really wants that? It's dangerous to pretend. It's just not true. Homophobic dad part 2 when he finds the letters. [Enter homophobic dog meme: I know what you are] Now he turns on Alex, he says Alex doesn't care for their legacy, Laurens worries for their impact on history which he might not get to make if this gets out. "they will erase us from the narrative" and Laurens being glad they will, and then the repeated phrase "the war never ended". this bit is important because it has a double meaning. 1: When the war ended, he died straight after, so yes, for him the war never ended it pretty much carried on to the end of his life. 2: His inner battles/war over his relationship w Hamilton and all the other internal stuff, which is what the song is about. This is followed up by the realisation that the world has no right to know about their personal lives, basically. Then the final decision to keep the memories. The last line is a quiet "i hope they dont burn" in reference to the letters/memories.

Oof thats a lot. okay i hope you enjoyed

Burn (Laurens' version)

I saved every letter you wrote me

From the moment I read them,

I knew you were mine

You said you were mine

You really were mine

Do you know what my father said

When I ripped your first letter open?

He said, "Be careful with that one, son

I don't see a point in you hoping,"

You and your words flooded my senses.

Your sentences left me defenseless

You ruined palaces with your paragraphs

You wrecked cathedrals

I'm re-reading the letters you wrote me

Trying to find an explanation for every line

Each word is a sign

You really were mine

The world could just burn

Burn

They'll destroy all the letters I wrote you

They'll fool the whole world into thinking that we were just friends

A dangerous game

They have hidden our lives.

Do you know what my father said

When he found the letters in file

He said, "In all your affections,

He is making you more than just smile,"

You and your words,

No care for our legacy

Your sentences border on senseless

And I am made paranoid by every paragraph

How will they perceive you?

You, you, you

They will erase us from the narrative

Let future historians wonder,

What happened to Laurens?

When the war ended

The war never ended

I watch my heart burn

Watching it burn

The world has no right to my heart

The world cannot see in my head

They don't get to know what I said

They're burning the memories

Burning the letters

That might have exposed you

I wish you could stay in my heart

You won't leave your place in my head

I'll love you in silence instead

I'm keeping the memories of when you were mine

I hope they don't burn

So this is a rewrite of Burn from Hamilton in the perspective of John Laurens because they were gay. Idk what else to say tbh. ill post an analysis of it later if i can be bothered

Burn (Laurens' version)

I saved every letter you wrote me

From the moment I read them,

I knew you were mine

You said you were mine

You really were mine

Do you know what my father said

When I ripped your first letter open?

He said, "Be careful with that one, son

I don't see a point in you hoping,"

You and your words flooded my senses.

Your sentences left me defenseless

You ruined palaces with your paragraphs

You wrecked cathedrals

I'm re-reading the letters you wrote me

Trying to find an explanation for every line

Each word is a sign

You really were mine

The world could just burn

Burn

They'll destroy all the letters I wrote you

They'll fool the whole world into thinking that we were just friends

A dangerous game

They have hidden our lives.

Do you know what my father said

When he found the letters in file

He said, "In all your affections,

He is making you more than just smile,"

You and your words,

No care for our legacy

Your sentences border on senseless

And I am made paranoid by every paragraph

How will they perceive you?

You, you, you

They will erase us from the narrative

Let future historians wonder,

What happened to Laurens?

When the war ended

The war never ended

I watch my heart burn

Watching it burn

The world has no right to my heart

The world cannot see in my head

They don't get to know what I said

They're burning the memories

Burning the letters

That might have exposed you

I wish you could stay in my heart

You won't leave your place in my head

I'll love you in silence instead

I'm keeping the memories of when you were mine

I hope they don't burn

So this is a rewrite of Burn from Hamilton in the perspective of John Laurens because they were gay. Idk what else to say tbh. ill post an analysis of it later if i can be bothered

where are you going?

Also yk you can watch the full play on disney ??

Me listening to the whole of Hamilton so me and @leftoverspacedust can nerd together.

waot until you hear guns and ships which is literally him rapping (although in "my shot" he struggles to say anarchy) about how he cheated with getting supplies like guns and ships from the french,, king George is now angry cs hes fighting with france and Spain tehehe special interests are so goofy

Lafayette is like me, the Süppliêrəãux or whatever which is supplier but french. If ykyk (looking at you @leftoverspacedust)

YAYAHANXAKOFWK NO YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY!!

Im glad ur taking the time to learn about my stupid nerdy interest ily dude (/p)

also thoughts so far ?????

Me listening to the whole of Hamilton so me and @leftoverspacedust can nerd together.

the Hamilton hyperfixation is taking over my soul btw

Hamilton where everything is the same except laurens, lafayette and mulligan have sunglasses and feather boas