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“I will corrupt you” squad: Luz, Liebgott, Speirs, Nixon, Heffron, Toye, Guarnere
“No, protect the innocent!” gang: Martin, Lipton, Compton, Randleman, Powers, Winters, Welsh, Malarkey
“The innocent” nest: Webster and Doc Roe
Speirs: My moral alignment is chaotic lawful.
Nixon: ...
Nixon: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Lipton: He has a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.
Lipton: you need to be careful, you nearly died
Speirs: you call it a near-death experience
Speirs: I call it a vibe-check from god
Speirs: They are my service bees.
Lipton: But they are not trained. They attack everyone who gets close to you.
Speirs: They are trained.
Luz: Lipton, it's time to stop treating me like a child. And it's also time to stop feeding us dinosaur-shaped chicken.
Lipton: But you love your dinosaur chicken!
Luz: Yeah...when I was eight.
Perconte: We are men now, Lip.
Babe, playing with his chicken: Rawr!
a family can be a ginger captain america, his snarky boyfriend, a beautiful kleptomaniac, a soft wahlberg brother, a small curly man and their brood of dirty, adopted battle children
David Webster: [hugs Jones]
Chuck Grant: You’re awfully quiet, Joe.
Joe Liebgott, looking at Jones: Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Band Of Brothers Modern AU Headcanons
(No one asked for this, but you know what? I’m still gonna do it.)
The guys all live in the same apartment building.
Dick doesnt understand 99.9% of pop culture. You could probably show him a thirty minute PowerPoint about what “ok boomer” means and he still wouldn’t understand.
Dick listens to old country music and Nix absolutely hates it.
Nix works at the local animal shelter and wants to bring a dog home almost every day, but Dick always tells him that the two dogs they have are enough.
Liebgott listens to Indie music.
He’s also the bass guitarist in a band called The Flashbacks.
The Flashbacks mostly cover songs by The White Stripes, Pixies, Metric, Arctic Monkeys, and occasionally Cavetown, but they do perform a few songs that Liebgott has written, including one dedicated to Webster.
Guarnere plays the drums in The Flashbacks.
Webster writes poetry and everyone claims to hate it. (Spoiler alert: they don’t.)
Webster is Instagram famous. (He mostly posts aesthetic photos he’s taken or little bits of his poetry.)
Luz is a huge fan of all kinds of ghosts, demons, and cryptids, but his favorite would have to be Mothman. He even went to West Virginia to look for him once, but ended up not seeing him.
Luz knows all of the lyrics to Take On Me and Tainted Love and sings them when he gets bored. Sometimes he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it.
Toye has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and used to go boxing with Guarnere every Saturday before they got in a car crash.
Eugene can sing and play piano. Like... Really well.
Eugene has a banana ball python named Peaches.
Babe used to paint a lot when he was a teenager, so now he’s really good at it. His favorite thing to paint is Eugene’s cat, Magnolia.
Lipton owns a small tea and coffee shop.
Lipton’s shop actually brought him and Ron together. Ron was a regular and always changed up his order to make it more complicated so he could stay longer and talk to Lip.
Ron has a rottweiler puppy named Dally and he carries him around in a puppy backpack. They have matching sunglasses.
Ron is a big Outsiders fan. He’s been to the museum in Tusla five times and read the book at least thirteen times. (And yes, he named his puppy after Dallas Winston.)
Shifty sends everyone a wholesome meme each morning to let them know that they are loved.
Shifty works at Lipton’s tea and coffee shop.
Muck eats tomatoes like apples and everyone’s extremely disgusted by it.
Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala like to hide tiny plastic alligators in front of everyone’s apartments. (They always put sharks in front of Webster’s apartment.)
Luz, Babe, Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala are in a group chat called “RIP Vine 😔😔😔” and each member sends a meme every day. It’s been going on for two years.
Everyone always goes to Buck’s football games, even though most of them don’t care for the sport, because they enjoy screaming at the other team.
Luz, Babe, And Talbert are Tik Tok famous.
im here for hc that harry - bless his sweet irish soul - is completely blind that his two best friends are very much in love. And i mean like OBLIVIOUS. And everyone else knows that they are a couple and its not even a secret but harry just doesnt see it. Here are examples of what i mean:
- nix and dick are sitting on the sofa, nix attentivly listening to dick, one hand playing with dick’s hair. Harry dismisses it as ‘look, dick works late, he probably has a headache and nix is massaging his head’
- nix and dick are holding hands. Harry says dick often holds nix by the hand probably because the latter would just wonder off god knows where without supervision
- nix and dick are sleeping in the same bed. “Lip you are kidding me, right, sharing a bed doesnt mean anything. I mean the other day i caught you and Ron sleeping on the couch, next thing i know you will be telling me that the two of you are a thing”
Lip:
Winters: We’re a perfectly normal family
Luz: *playing 7 nation army with forks hitting the piano*
Liebgott: *setting David’s clothes on fire*
Roe: *praying in the corner while Babe tries to “cut” his hair*
Winters: Yep! Perfectly Norma-! LEWIS NIXON PUT DOWN THE VODKA ITS 11 IN THE MORNING
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Band of Brothers Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Carwood Lipton/Ronald Speirs Characters: Carwood Lipton, Ronald Speirs Additional Tags: Fluff, My First Fanfic, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Carwood Lipton, Omega Ronald Speirs, Cuddling & Snuggling, Ficlet Collection, Omega!Speirs, Alpha!Lipton Series: Part 1 of Band of Brothers Omegaverse
Speirs: I'm very focused.
Lipton: You're not even looking at me right now.
Speirs: I though I saw something shiny
Speirs, at a bar, very drunk: I don’t know why people make such a big deal out of lying. It’s super easy. You just say stuff. My mom thought I was straight until I was 17. You still think my name is Speirs.
Lipton: WAIT WHAT
Liebgott: I sleep with a bat by my pillow
Luz: weak, I sleep with my rifle
Lipton: you’re both pathetic
Nixon: [not paying attention, taking a sip of coffee] tell ‘em, Lip
Liebgott: what do you sleep with?
Lipton: Speirs
Nixon: [spits out coffee]