Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Bruce as one of those parents who learns one thing about you and then assumes that is your whole personality
Bruce: Happy Birthday, Jason! Open your presents!
Jason: You got me tires. Again.
Bruce: You used to like tires :(
Jason: Yeah, when I was twelve. And I didnt even like them that much back then either!
Bruce: Should I take them back…
Jason: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING TIRES, BRUCIE.
Riddler, talking to some random girl: And here's my number. Ha-ha!
Scarecrow: Do you just... walk around with your phone number pre-written on pieces of paper???
Riddler, smirking: Yep.
Scarecrow, rolling his eyes: Of course you do-
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtEZYEnHpN8)
Joker: I don't fucking like you.
Jonathan: What?
Joker: I said I don't fucking like you.
Jonathan: You don't like me???
Joker: No.
*Jonathan tries to keep himself from laughing. It doesn't work. Joker just gives him a death glare.*
Jonathan, laughing: I'm sorry-!
Joker: ...
Jonathan: What? *Puts on a sad face* *It doesn't last.* *He's laughing again.*
Jonathan, still laughing: Bitch, I don't give a fuck-!
Edward: -We should probably stop staring before this gets creepy.
Jonathan: Too late.
*Jervis and Edward look over and see Jonathan on the other end of the table*
Jonathan: You two are losers.
Jervis: Well Then, why do you sit with us?
Jonathan: Because I don't have any friends.