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Slytherin: You can’t sit with us.

Hufflepuff: actually Slytherin I can’t sit anywhere. I have-

Hufflepuff: *turns to face the camera that only hufflepuff can see* Hemroids!

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Hufflepuff: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: I’m gonna to tell them.

Literally everybody: DON’T YOU DARE!!

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Slytherin: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Gryfindor: *intense pause*

Gryfindor: But ch’ya didnt!

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Hufflepuff performing stand up comedy

Hufflepuff: So, I’ve got a drinking problem.

Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw: light chuckles

Hufflepuff: I’m not old enough to drink, that’s the problem.

Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw: all whooping and cheering

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Ravenclaw prefect: *Singing while bursting into Slytherin’s dorm* Good morning~Good mooooorrrning~!!!!

Ravenclaw prefect: Wake up kiddo it’s Saturday!!

Slytherin: Ugh...Ravenclaw I was out late!

Ravenclaw prefect: *Takes a big slurp of tea* I know!

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Gryffindor: When you drink too much orange juice-

Slytherin: Hey I’m looking for Ravenclaw.

Gryffindor:...I don’t know who Ravenclaw is-

Ravenclaw: That’s me. Hey Slytherin!

Gryffindor:

Slytherin: Hey man, what’s up?

Ravenclaw: Just hanging out.

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At slytherins birthday party

Gryffindor: walking up to slytherin with a gift Happy birthday biiitch!

Slytherin: So you just bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Gryffindor: Happy birthday?

Slytherin: smashes glass on gryffindor’s head

House shenanigans

Ravenclaw: Norweiga 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 country!

Gryffindor: cowering under a desk Where are Norwegian people from then!?

Slytherin: recording NORWAY!

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Hufflepuff: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Slytherin: Oh! You spill-WaWAwAWa-LIPSTICK In mY VaLeNtInO WHITE bAg!!

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Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.

Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.

Hufflepuff: Wow.

Hufflepuff: Thanks!