House shenanigans
Hufflepuff: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Slytherin:
Gryffindor:
Ravenclaw:
Gryffindor: I’m gonna to tell them.
Literally everybody: DON’T YOU DARE!!
House shenanigans
Slytherin: pulls out a knife
Hufflepuff: oh no.
Slytherin: uses knife to open cardboard box
Hufflepuff: phew.
Slytherin: pulls out gun from cardboard box
Hufflepuff: oH nO.
House shenanigans
Ravenclaw: Norweiga 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 country!
Gryffindor: cowering under a desk Where are Norwegian people from then!?
Slytherin: recording NORWAY!
House shenanigans
Hufflepuff: holding a large box What would you say if I came home with four puppies?
Ravenclaw: lowers book slowly
Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, What’s in the box?
Hufflepuff:
Hufflepuff: I think you already know.
House Vines
Ravenclaw: *looking out the window, watching the raindrops fall* So what do you think about space travel?
Ravenclaw’s pet: *makes small noise*
Ravenclaw: I don’t speak Spanish, sorry.
House Vines
Gryffindor prefect relaxing in the tub late at night in the prefect’s bathroom.
Ravenclaw prefect: in a lifeguard uniform sitting on the edge of the tub, sexily. I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.
Gryffindor prefect: physically confused
Raveclaw prefect: acting sexy
Gryffindor prefect: I’m not at the beach-this is a bathtub.
House Vines
Hufflepuff: Well I wanna see a manager.
Ravenclaw: Well, I am the manager and uh-I can’t give you the display bagel; it’s not real.
Hufflepuff: Test It.
Ravenclaw: No.
House Vines
Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.
Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.
Hufflepuff: Wow.
Hufflepuff: Thanks!
House shenanigans
Gryffindor: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here!
Hufflepuff: Yeah...But, why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
House Vines
Slytherin: You can’t sit with us.
Hufflepuff: actually Slytherin I can’t sit anywhere. I have-
Hufflepuff: *turns to face the camera that only hufflepuff can see* Hemroids!
House Vines
Voldemort: I don’t understand why you’re mad at me.
Harry: You killed my mom!
Voldemort: Yeah, but then I said “April fools”
Harry: *laughing* Dude!
Voldemort: *also laughing* I got you good!
Harry: You did!
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