House Shenanigans

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: I’m gonna to tell them.

Literally everybody: DON’T YOU DARE!!

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Slytherin: pulls out a knife

Hufflepuff: oh no.

Slytherin: uses knife to open cardboard box

Hufflepuff: phew.

Slytherin: pulls out gun from cardboard box

Hufflepuff: oH nO.


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Ravenclaw: Norweiga 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 country!

Gryffindor: cowering under a desk Where are Norwegian people from then!?

Slytherin: recording NORWAY!


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Hufflepuff: holding a large box What would you say if I came home with four puppies?

Ravenclaw: lowers book slowly

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, What’s in the box?

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: I think you already know.


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Ravenclaw: *looking out the window, watching the raindrops fall* So what do you think about space travel?

Ravenclaw’s pet: *makes small noise*

Ravenclaw: I don’t speak Spanish, sorry.


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Gryffindor prefect relaxing in the tub late at night in the prefect’s bathroom.

Ravenclaw prefect: in a lifeguard uniform sitting on the edge of the tub, sexily. I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach.

Gryffindor prefect: physically confused

Raveclaw prefect: acting sexy

Gryffindor prefect: I’m not at the beach-this is a bathtub.


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Hufflepuff: Well I wanna see a manager.

Ravenclaw: Well, I am the manager and uh-I can’t give you the display bagel; it’s not real.

Hufflepuff: Test It.

Ravenclaw: No.


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Hufflepuff: You have a beautiful smile.

Ravenclaw: Thank you...You’re not that handsome.

Hufflepuff: Wow.

Hufflepuff: Thanks!


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Gryffindor: unbuttoning shirt God it’s so hot in here!

Hufflepuff: Yeah...But, why are you unbuttoning my shirt?


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Slytherin: You can’t sit with us.

Hufflepuff: actually Slytherin I can’t sit anywhere. I have-

Hufflepuff: *turns to face the camera that only hufflepuff can see* Hemroids!


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Voldemort: I don’t understand why you’re mad at me.

Harry: You killed my mom!

Voldemort: Yeah, but then I said “April fools”

Harry: *laughing* Dude!

Voldemort: *also laughing* I got you good!

Harry: You did!


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