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House Vines

Gryffindor: *plays flute*

Hufflepuff: Look! It’s a snake charmer!

Gryffindor: Ey yo snake!

Slytherin: *pauses and whips around*

Gryffindor: You cute as hell.

Slytherin: *blushes* Ssssstop.

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Slytherin: *looking up* Yeah, so he broke up with me.

Ravenclaw: Why are you looking up?

Slytherin: I NeEd TO CrY, But mY FOunDaTIon coSTeD 48 DOLLARS!

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: holding a large box What would you say if I came home with four puppies?

Ravenclaw: lowers book slowly

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, What’s in the box?

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: I think you already know.

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Ravenclaw: Now that I’ve explained the answer for 10 minuets, do you understand the problem Gryffindor?

Gryffindor: Yes.

Ravenclaw: Are you lying to me?

Gryffindor: *tears in eyes* YeS.

House shenanigans

Gryffindor: *kicks the “G” off of the “Graveyard” sign* Yeah, Let’s get this party started!

Ravenclaw and Slytherin: Wow.

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Ravenclaw: If you got 5 apples, and you give 3 away. How many do you have left?

Hufflepuff: 5?

Ravenclaw: deep inhale

Ravenclaw: IF YoU gOt 5 ApPLeS aNd YoU GiVe-

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw:

Gryffindor: I’m gonna to tell them.

Literally everybody: DON’T YOU DARE!!

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Hufflepuff: Well I wanna see a manager.

Ravenclaw: Well, I am the manager and uh-I can’t give you the display bagel; it’s not real.

Hufflepuff: Test It.

Ravenclaw: No.

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Gryffindors mother: Well Professor Mcgonagall, my daughter would not do something such a thing therefore after.

Gryffindor mother: *whispering harshly to Gryffindor* Gryffindor did you fucking do that thing therefore after?

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Hufflepuff: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...and my heart is severely damaged.

Hufflepuff:...

Hufflepuff: So Slytherin if you’re out there-