House Vines

House Shenanigans

Gryffindor: *stands .0001 millimeters outside of Slytherin common room entryway*

Slytherin: *looks up from couch* Get out of my room!

Gryffindor: *smiles smugly* I’m not in your room~

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Slytherin: Do you have a death wish?

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At slytherins birthday party

Gryffindor: walking up to slytherin with a gift Happy birthday biiitch!

Slytherin: So you just bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

Gryffindor: Happy birthday?

Slytherin: smashes glass on gryffindor’s head

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Gryffindor: *holding a “Yuleball?” Sign*

Hufflepuff: Oh! Oh my god! Yes!

Gryffindor: N-no! Tell Ravenclaw!

Hufflepuff: Okay. *whips around to where raven claw is sitting*

Hufflepuff: Ravenclaw! I’m going to the Yuleball with your boyfriend Gryffindor!

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Hufflepuff: I eat Cheerios because they’re heart healthy...and my heart is severely damaged.

Hufflepuff:...

Hufflepuff: So Slytherin if you’re out there-

House shenanigans

Ravenclaw: Norweiga 👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 country!

Gryffindor: cowering under a desk Where are Norwegian people from then!?

Slytherin: recording NORWAY!

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Voldemort: I don’t understand why you’re mad at me.

Harry: You killed my mom!

Voldemort: Yeah, but then I said “April fools”

Harry: *laughing* Dude!

Voldemort: *also laughing* I got you good!

Harry: You did!

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*eerie violin music playing*

Slytherin: Hello Gryffindor.

Gryffindor: Hi Slytherin.

Slytherin: *looks down*

Slytherin: Those shoes look familiar. *smiles coldly*

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Slytherin: I’m over with this dumbass school with all these fake ass bitches-

Ravenclaw: *waving* Hey.

Slytherin: *In a sweet voice* Hey!

Slytherin: *under breath* Fucking bitch.

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Hufflepuff: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino bag.

Slytherin: Oh! You spill-WaWAwAWa-LIPSTICK In mY VaLeNtInO WHITE bAg!!

House shenanigans

Hufflepuff: holding a large box What would you say if I came home with four puppies?

Ravenclaw: lowers book slowly

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, What’s in the box?

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: I think you already know.