Band Of Brothers Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”

— Captain Ron Speirs

Shifty: i'm sorry, major winters, but today's been a hard day

Shifty: *takes two shots of milk*

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

shifty: *gently fixes it*

shifty: now you can see

Band of Brothers + Incorrect Quotes

Speirs: It’s like Malarkey, Muck, and Penkala all share one brain cell.

Malarkey: *cant think of a good comeback because it’s not his turn to use the brain cell*

Shifty: Oh, fiddlesticks

Grant: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.

Speirs: Lip stop worrying about it! I'm fine. It was just a splinter.

Lipton: You were IMPALED!

Speirs: It was a large splinter.

Perconte: “....Speirs is going to kill us for this, isn't he?”

Christenson: “....Maybe we shouldn’t tell him.”

Speirs: “Maybe you shouldn’t tell me what?”

Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.

Luz: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Toye: No, I said “George don’t lick the swing set"  and you said  "Don’t tell me what to do Joe". And then you licked the swing set.

Speirs: People who breathe die, so just don’t!

Luz and Babe: *Pulling up to a Jack in the box*

Luz: Hello, is Jack in? *snickering*

Drive through attendant: Uh...

Babe: Or is Jack off?

Luz and Babe: *High five and drive away*

Webster: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!

Liebgott: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!

Liebgott: *Buys it for him anyways*

Babe, explaining love languages to Liebgott: … so, like, my love language is physical touch, but Gene’s is acts of service.

Liebgott:

Babe: What’s your love language?

Liebgott: Physical touch.

Babe: Punching doesn’t count.

Easy in Bastogne: We might be okay. [Huge explosion.] Well, no, probably not now."

Liebgott: i cant belive you and Toye broke the bed last night

Perconte: yeah, it must have been wild

Luz: aha yeah..

*last night*:

Luz: i bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Toye: try me.

Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.

Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-

Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN

Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*

Webster: I just... I just can’t deal with this anymore! *buries his face in his hands and starts crying*

Liebgott, am emotionally stunted man who has no idea how to comfort people: Oh...You’re- um- crying...Please...don’t do that...

Toye: What’s up with Babe?

Guarnere: Doc giggled.

Babe, laying on the floor: hE-!!!

Babe: Hey, Gene! Guess what?

Babe: I’m baby.

Eugene: What?

Babe, grinning: I’m baby.

Eugene:

Eugene: But... I thought you were Babe.

Luz: I’m bike sectional

Luz: I’m bisectional

Winters: Take your time.

Luz, pointing at Toye: Boys!!!

Ronald Speirs: Holy shit, it's a piggy bank!

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