SINCE POSTING THIS I'VE GOTTEN 2 UR CARDS ON MY FREE PULLS ONE DAY AFTER ANOTHER SO HELL YEAH THE DARK

Imagine (Shigaraki Tomura):

You don’t age until you meet your soulmate (You stop at 21 until you find them). You moved in with the league of villains after being found on the streets by Mr. Compress. You realize after about three years that you’ve been aging, so you have to awkwardly ask your teammates if any of them have been aging recently.

(Imagine below the cut)

You’re realizing that this was a bad idea as you finally get Twice to talk to you alone for a moment.

The poor guy is confused. He has no idea why you want to talk to him alone, but he’s equally as curious.

When you try to discreetly ask him if he’s been feeling any different lately he takes you literally.

“I’m feeling so tired. I’ve never been more awake!”

You resort to just asking him outright and he just laughs while shaking his head and showing you a few red words on his shoulder.

“I already found mine, but try Compress. No try Spinner!”

Those two weren’t aging either, but both directed you towards Dabi.

Dabi laughed in your face as he showed you the names on both his wrists, and you realized it couldn’t be him.

“I dare you to ask Muscular or Shigaraki”

You didn’t want to bother your boss, who had been sneakily watching you go around to all of his underlings asking questions he couldn’t hear.

What Tomura did know however, was that he had been aging.

He had kept a close eye on you as you had approached Muscular, and was fuming as you seemed to ignore his presence.

He finally went complaining to Kurogiri who told him in the nicest way to just man up and go talk to you.

When you ran out of people to ask, even going as far as asking Giran when he popped by, you were about to give up.

“You forgot me.” 

The raspy voice behind you nearly had you jumping out of your skin, and you turned to see your leader.

Shigaraki was staring at you impatiently, and your mouth went dry as you realized that he would have been the last person it could be.

“Have you... uh. Is there any chance you’ve been aging recently, sir?”

One of his hands came up to remove his father’s hand from his face, and he stares down at you with an odd look in his eyes that you’ve never seen on him.

“Took you long enough.”

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Asmodeus (Obey Me)

Fluff:

Affection Headcannons

Smut:

Soulmate AU:

First Meeting

Incorrect Quote 37/50

Simeon: Luke there are three ways to do things in the kitchen: the right way, the wrong way, and the Solomon way.

Luke: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Simeon: Yes, but it's faster.

Who gets to hold MC

Lucifer: Are we ready to go to Diavolos?

MC: Everyone's here, so I think so *smiles*

Lucifer: Excellent..We shall fly there today, been a while since I used my wings.

Asmo: *jumps into Beels arms*

Beel: *drops him* What are you doing?

Asmo: Well, you can carry me!

Beel: You have your OWN wings..Anyway I want to carry MC.

MC: Me?

Beel: Yeah, I'll carry you and Belphie *smiles*

Belphie: Sounds good!

Mammon: SoUnDs gOoD..NAH! Ya crazy if ya don't think I'll be carrying MC! She likes being carried by ME! *looks over at her giving her a playful smile* don't ya babe?

Levi: I wanna carry MC!

Asmo: You don't have wings..You'll have to be carried by someone else.

Levi: Hmph. Throw that in my face why don't you?

Lucifer: I will carry MC if you're all going to argue..

Satan: I thought you were carrying me?

Lucifer: *shrugs* I've decided I carried you within me long enough..I dont wish to spend MORE time carrying you Satan, no offense.

Satan: ...Rude.

Mammon: Beel carries Belphie and Levi, Lucifer carries Satan, I carry MC. DONE.

MC: What about Asmo?

Asmo: I usually fly alone, I only have little wings, so I can't carry alot of weight, plus I don't really fly like the others, I'm more of flutter by type, thats WHY I want someone to carry me, you'll all get there before me otherwise *folds his arms and furrows his brows*

Mammon: Fine! Beel holds Levi and Bel, Lucifer holds Asmo and Satan, I hold MC.

Beel: Why YOU though?

Mammon: Because I'm ya big bro and you'll do as I say Beel!! Thats why!!

Lucifer: Well I'm YOUR big brother, so YOU'LL do as I say..

Mammon: *growls* No fair!!!

Satan: Not that anyone cares but I'm still pissed off and offended from what Lucifer said to me. *angry expression*

Lucifer: Oh be quiet will you!!

(They all start arguing with each other for a good few minute's)

Mammon: Wait..Where's MC?

MC: *half way to Diavolos in a taxi*

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Incorrect Quote: 35/50

MC: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

Mammon, confused:... bees???

MC: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

Mammon: Wait-

Solomon: *approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees*

Mammon: WAIT-

Incorrect Quotes 52/50

Satan, opens a closet to find MC and Levi inside: What are you two doing in here?

Levi, flustered as all hell: Nothing! We were just-

MC: Not each other, in case you were wondering. Or drugs. Or taxes.

Incorrect Quote 44/50

Lucifer, locking Solomon and MC in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Solomon: But isn't it illegal to leave a child in a locked car?

MC, pressing their face against the window: Yeah! What he said!

Incorrect Quote 42/50

Luke: Can you guys just TRY to see it from MY perspective?

Solomon and MC exchange glances:...

Solomon: *gets down on his knees*

MC: *crouches down*

Luke: I will poison all of your food next time I cook.

Incorrect Quote 10/50

MC: Here you are Lucifer, nice hot cup of coffee.

Lucifer: Oh, it's cold.

MC: Nice cup of coffee.

Lucifer: It's horrible!

MC: Cup of coffee.

Lucifer: I'm not even sure this is coffee.

MC: Cup.