Incorrect Quotes 52/50

Belphie 💜

I was cackling throughout this post. Everyone else go home, this one wins.

OM! Brothers with an odd wake up call

it’s 3:22 am idk what this is but i hope ya like it

cringe, cussing, and gn!mc

Lucifer

It was the morning after your arrival when you went to Lucifer’s study and asked if you could wake his brothers up

“Go ahead.”

He didn’t think much of it until he heard the sound of pans smashing against each other and a song being played

“I’M TIRED OF Y’ALL BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE- Y’ALL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND”

What in the Devildom is the human exchange student doing?!

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! WHERE’S THE FUCKING POTS?! GET- THE- FUCK- UP-!”

He stepped out of his office only to find you running through the halls, smashing pans, and singing- no- screaming at the top of your lungs

“I DON’T GOT NO SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ Y’ALL! Y’ALL AIN’T NEVER GONNA SLEEP ‘CAUSE O’ ME!!”

Lucifer quickly put a stop to your antics before one of his brothers tried to kill you

You were dragged into his office and lectured for exactly 1 hour and 27 minutes

He hates it when he hears the sound of you screaming random words he doesn’t understand

It got worst when Levi started to join you

Great, now I have two idiots to lecture

Mammon

That morning of your first wake up call, he had just gotten home from the casino to find Lucifer chasing the human who was screaming and clanking pans

“What the fu-“

Needless to say, you left a pretty good impression on him. He had a great laugh as you were dragged by Lucifer into his office for a long lecture

It was funny until he got a taste of your wake up call

“It’s Wednesday, my dudes!”

What is the human doing shouting in the hallway?

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

He opened the door and saw you. With goggles on?

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”

You kept screaming. He saw Satan opening the door down the hall, a dark aura surrounding him

He pulled you inside his room and called you an absolute idiot

Mammon now uses your wake up calls as a distraction for when he steals from his brothers

Leviathan

He was awake when you first did your wake up calls and found it to be hilarious because he understood the memes

Although, he was rather surprised when you asked to borrow his loud speaker for another one of your wake up calls

Eager to see your next chaotic wake up call, he lent it to you

“You know you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know you can’t be lazy!”

A children’s song? Oh wait-

“BREAK IT DOWN, BITCH! LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP-“

He was howling with laughter as you violently screamed the lyrics

He was also reprimanded by Lucifer for “giving MC a speaker to scream a vulgar song”

Levi always joins in whenever you do a wake up call, even if he gets lectured

Satan

Right off the bat, he absolutely despised your wake up calls

He was so invested in a beautifully written novel when he heard,

“IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY?! YES! A REALLY GOOD BOOK!”

That’s true but would you sHUT THE FUCK UP-

If it weren’t for Lucifer’s and Mammon’s interferences, you would’ve been dead already

Then he noticed how much Lucifer hated your wake up calls

He stands to the side every time you get Lucifer worked up because of your screaming

And he absolutely adored that one time you ran away from Lucifer while yelling,

“I’M A BAD BITCH, YOU CAN’T KILL ME!”

He’s on the borderline of hating and loving your antics

Asmodeus

“This SCREAMING isn’t good for my SKIN!” Asmodeus screeched at you. How ironic

Your odd antics always wakes him up from his beauty sleep and he hates it

“AND THERE WERE ROOMMATES!!”

No- no, nOT AGAIN-

“OH MY GOSH! THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!”

Levi?! You too?!

There is nothing he hates more than when it’s morning and he hears your voice

He honestly hates your voice

Beelzebub

He was... So utterly confused when he hears you screaming for the first time

If anything, he was concerned and checked up on you

But Lucifer has already snatched you away to lecture you

Every time he hears your wake up calls, he always checks up on you to see if you’re alright

He was especially concerned when he heard you scream,

“I smell like beef... I SMELL LIKE BEEF!!”

“I-I don’t? Where’s the beef-?”

He’s genuinely worried about your yelling, try not to do it so often

Belphegor

His first time hearing your wake up calls was up in the attic

He was... Extremely confused.

First of all, that doesn’t sound like any of his brothers. Second of all, what the fuck is happening?

Nowadays, he usually sleeps through your loud wake up calls

On rare occasions, he’ll watch with Satan as you and Levi get chased by Lucifer

Imagine (Leviathan)

In which you can hear whatever music your soulmate is listening to. This is the seventeenth time today that you’ve heard the theme song to some anime that doesn’t actually exist and it’s driving you mad but wait there’s a boy humming it right there with headphones on.

(Imagine under the cut)

The music starts up again and you want to cry.

You can’t for the life of you figure out what song your soulmate has been listening to for the past week and it’s driving you insane.

Your best friend must see the anguish on your face, because he snickers and nudges your side.

“Same music?”

“YES IT’S THE SAME MUSIC!”

Solomon doesn’t even try to hide his amusement as you pull out your earbuds and scroll through your playlist to find an obnoxious song to play back at your soulmate.

Mean while, poor Levi was just vibing on a bench while Asmodeus was shopping, watching another episode of the newest devildom anime.

When suddenly new music filtered through his ears and he had to pause his episode to figure out what was happening.

He knew how his soulmark worked, but you had never played your own music so loud.

The poor boy nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a laugh a few steps away, and saw Solomon with a human girl.

“Finally! The song isn’t playing Solomon! It stopped!”

His human friend was snickering as he watched his female friend do a little happy dance in glee, and Levi rolls his eyes before turning his attention away from you and Solomon.

He unpaused his anime, and almost immediately, immediately heard the groan through his headphones.

“IT STARTED AGAIN SOLOMON PICK A SONG QUICK!”

Leviathan nearly passed out when he realized that you might be hearing the music from his anime, so he did a little test.

Turning his attention to you, he paused his anime, then unpaused it several times, his face falling with your confused expression.

“Wait they keep stopping the music then starting it. What the fuck are they doing?”

Aaaand that’s when Solomon looked around for some unknown reason, and saw Levi staring at the two in fear as his finger hovered over the play button on his DDD.

Yeah Solomon just about choked on his own spit when he looked between the two and realized what was going on.

When Solomon finally managed to steer you over to Leviathan, who was shaking his head furiously at the wizard, you looked up from your playlist to see a terrified looking boy in front of you.

“So I think I know why we can’t find the anime intro you keep hearing. Meet Levi. He’s the one watching it.”

“So yOu’Re tHe bItCh.”

Yeah the two of you were blushing messes for the first year at least.

But hey, at least you can watch the anime that’s been bothering you for the past week.

Incorrect Quotes 1/50

Diavolo: I'm gay.

MC: Water's wet. Beel is hungry. Levi is hot.

Diavolo: What

MC: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.

Leviathan blushing furiously: Did you say I'm hot?

Incorrect Quotes 54/50

MC, while visiting purgatory hall: Can I please just use your shower?

Solomon: Only if you put it back after

Incorrect Quotes 53/50

Satan: Can we get coffee?

MC: Is this a date or is it because you’ll end up strangling someone if you don’t get caffeine in your system.

Satan: ...

MC: I shouldn’t have asked.

Imagine (Dabi/Touya Todoroki):

You have your soulmate’s name on one wrist, and your mortal enemy’s name on the other. One wrist says Touya Todoroki, while the other says Dabi.

(Imagine below the cut)

Many heroes with this kind of soulmark left their wrists unwrapped in hopes of their soulmate seeing their name and going to meet them.

You were one of those heroes.

You had been told that Touya Todoroki was dead, and Dabi was a villain.

But like a fool, you hoped that maybe Touya was just hiding out somewhere and needed a reason to show himself.

Meeting Dabi for the first time while you were on patrol was terrifying. 

You had been called by a few civilians to check out suspicious activities in a supposedly empty bar.

Your sidekick used their quirk to phase the two of you through a back wall, and the two of you split up to check the place out.

You didn’t notice when someone came up behind you from a mostly hidden hallway so when you were thrown against a wall you were surprised to say the least.

The blue fire on the hand in front of your face was even most terrifying.

Cerulean eyes stared back at your own, before dropping down to your exposed forearms when they registered black ink.

You were prepared to fight the man who you recognized as Dabi from the league of villains, but an annoyed sigh made you hesitate.

His eyes were locked on the names on your wrists, and you knew that his name was there.

What you didn’t know, was that both names were his, so his laughter took you by surprise.

“Well, you don’t see that every day. You must be Y/n.”

Incorrect quotes 55/50

Asmodeus: Can you give me a massage?

MC: No, because you moan really loud and your brothers think we’re having sex.

Incorrect Quote 34/50

Satan, knocking on Asmodeus's door: Asmodeus? We should be going now, come out!

Asmodeus: I'm Bi!

Satan: Not what I meant, but I knew and I support you!

Incorrect Quote 44/50

Lucifer, locking Solomon and MC in the car: Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Solomon: But isn't it illegal to leave a child in a locked car?

MC, pressing their face against the window: Yeah! What he said!