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N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?

Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.

N, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth.

Ken: He means no offense! I’m certain you bathe regularly.

N: *enters the room* Hey Leo what are you doing?

Leo: *eating popcorn and watching Criminal Minds* watching people die

N: *leaves the room*

Leo: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

N: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween 

N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.

Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?

Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung

Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together

teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class

Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it

Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?

Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.

Hongbin: Oh thank god.

N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?

Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.

N: Quick! We need a distraction

Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Ken: my time has come

N: ok but did you have to slap him?

Leo: you weren't there, you didn't hear what he said

N: what did he say?

Leo: "what are you going to do? Slap me?"

N: fair enough.

Ken: Do you think koalas get angry?

N: Do I look like National Geographic?

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