Kpop Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Hyunjin: Nice pants Felix! Felix: Thanks! I got them 50% off! Hyunjin: Well I’d like to see them 100% off *winks* Felix: They can’t just give clothes away for free though. Hyunjin: Hyunjin: That’s…that’s not what I meant- Felix: That is such a terrible way of business.

Jisung: Let's play 20 Questions. You got first.

Minho: How-

Jisung: Green. Now my turn: do you like me?

Jeongin: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Minho:

Minho: I'm gonna tell him.

Chan: Don't you dare.

Jisung: Today I wore my pants the wrong way. Sometimes I think I’m stupid. Minho: Don’t worry, I do that all the time. Jisung: Wear your pants the wrong way? Minho: No. Think you’re stupid.

Jisung, after Minho brutally squashed a spider: Treat spiders the way you'd wanna be treated.

Minho, not even pausing: Killed without hesitation.

Jisung: …

Jisung: On second thought maybe don’t do that-

Seungmin: Why is Minho hyung crying on the floor?

Jeongin: He's drunk.

Seungmin: And?

Jeongin: He saw a picture of Jiaung’s husband.

Seungmin: But he is Jisung’s husband.

Jeongin: I know.

Jisung: *strokes Minho’s hair lovingly* Minho: You know you’re going to ruin my reputation if you keep this up. Jisung: Then get off my lap. Minho: No.

Felix: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

Jisung: I wanna wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Minho: I wake up at 4:30 am every morning for dance practice.

Jisung: I wanna consistently see you at some point for the rest of my life.

Minho: Who ate my yogurt?!?! I’m about to KI-

Jeongin: It was me. Sorry hyung.

Minho: Kiss you on the forehead. You really haven’t been eating enough Innie. *walks away* Jeongin: It’s safe to come out now. Hyunjin: Have I mentioned how much I love you?

Jeongin: Cut the crap. Pay up.

Hyunjin, pulling out $20 and grumbling: You can really tell Minho hyung raised you.

Hyuk: What's an orgasm?

N: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Leo: That's oregano, bitch.

N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?

Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.

Dispatch: *following Leo*

Boss: any news???

Dispatch: he's choking Ken.

Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??

Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.

N: *enters the room* Hey Leo what are you doing?

Leo: *eating popcorn and watching Criminal Minds* watching people die

N: *leaves the room*

INTAK: Why are you late?

SOUL: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpected long bout of unconsciousness.

INTAK: Overslept?

SOUL: Overslept.

KEEHO: All right, Jongseob, that’s it, you’re grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn’t raise you to be such a nerd!

JONGSEOB: I’m not even your kid-

CHANGBIN: Do you take constructive criticism?

IN: I only take cash or credit?

HYUNJIN: Hey, do you want some leftovers?

FELIX: What's that?

HYUNJIN: You've never had leftovers????

FELIX: No, because I'm not a quitter.

IN: How petty can you get?

SUNGMIN: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Jisung, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, minho.

Minho: How did you do that without turning around?

Jisung: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

Xiaojun: Here comes the lightning!

Hendery, whispering: You've got to imagine it coming out my fingertips, wherein I am an almighty wizard.

Xiaojun: Ok, currently imagining that. Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all.

Xiaojun: It’s dark in here.

Hendery: Don’t worry dude, I got this

Hendery: * Stomps their feet *

Hendery: * Sketchers light up *

Yangyang: Where are you going?

Ten: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

Kun: WinWin … How do i even begin to explain him ?

YangYang: WinWin is flawless.

Ten: I heard his hair is insured for £10,000.

Hendery: I heard he does car commercials… in Japan.

Xiaojun: One time he punched me in the face… it was awesome.

Yangyang: Hendery, my old arch enemy.

Xiaojun: ….. I thought i was your arch enemy?

Yangyang: I have i life outside of you Xiaojun.

Hyunjin: You know what? I think I'm getting really good at taking constructive criticism.

Chan: Oh that's cool! So about your dancing earlier—

Hyunjin: *already crying* Go ahead,

Or just go grow illegal plants so anyone who found it is charged with crime and the lawyer can dismiss their verdict as untrustworthy.

Taehyung: Remember, when burying a dead body, to cover it up with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up. ; )

Jungkook *who just wanted to do gardening with Taehyung*

Jimin *who tagged along*:

Yoongi *who was forced into it*: