Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Severus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Severus: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
Narcissa: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
Bellatrix: I ate it too-
Narcissa: See?
Bellatrix:: -On purpose...
Severus & Narcissa: ...What?
Severus: What goes up but never comes down?
Narcissa: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
Severus: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Lucius: How so?
Severus: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
Regulus: Truth or dare?
Severus: Truth.
Regulus: How many hours have you slept this week?
Severus:
Severus: Dare.
Regulus: Go to sleep.
Severus: I don't like this game.
Bellatrix: Hey Severus, Narcissa just broke my seashell lamp.
Severus: Neat. I’m gonna die alone.
Bellatrix: Okay, you win.
James: Severus... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.
Severus: *muffled* mm hmmm :)
James: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.
Regulus: What did Severus do this time?
Bellatrix: More like WHO did Severus do this time?
Severus: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
Severus: Look, Bellatrix, it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
Regulus: It’s funny how well you and Severus get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Lucius: Severus hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
Narcissa: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Severus does? What if he jumped off a cliff?
Lucius: If Severus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Severus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Narcissa: You jump off a cliff.
Lucius: Gladly, provided Severus did first.
Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.
Severus:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!
later
Remus: So what does it say?
James, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Remus:
James:
Remus: Gross-
* this one ⤵ Generated first and I also find it funny*
Bellatrix, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."
Bellatrix: THERE. Now send it.
Lucius: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-
Bellatrix: JUST DO IT!
later
Regulus: So what does it say?
Severus, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."
Regulus:
Severus:
Regulus: Gross-
Remus: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Severus: Your life?
Remus: I- well yes, but-
Sirius with a wand to Severus's head: What happens if I Avada you? Heaven?
Severus: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
Severus: And what do I get out of this?
Lucius: I will give you a galleon.
Severus:: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a galleon!
Lucius: How bout two galleons?
Severus: You got yourself a deal.
Severus: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Lucius: ... Your what?
Severus: My friends.
Regulus: Are he's saying “friends”?
Narcissa: I think he's being sarcastic.
Bellatrix: No, no, no, this is delirium, he cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Severus! All of your friends are in this room.
Severus: Don't ask me what I'm talking about. I don't know, okay? I'm just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I've moved on.