Narcissa: So What, Now I’m Just Supposed To Do Everything That Severus Does? What If He Jumped Off

Omg I just realized I based the story in the middle of 4th year and I just wrote a good chunk of chapter 4 with the marauders calling each their nicknames but it's fifth year they become animagi 😭 time to go back and change that 😔

Please this is such a cute mental image 😭

7 year old snape: physically, i’m here. mentally, i'm lost in a thick forest, collecting mushrooms in a basket and carrying a tiny frog around in my pocket.

James: Severus... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.

Severus: *muffled* mm hmmm :)

James: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Regulus, turning to Lucius: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

Narcissa: Severus...

Severus: Oh no, 'Severus' in b-flat.

Severus: You're disappointed.

Severus: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Lily: You’re too young to have enemies.

Severus: You don’t even know.

Narcissa: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Squad: A hobby.

Narcissa: *crosses her arms*

The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Bellatrix: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?

Severus: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!

Bellatrix: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!

Severus: You take that back!!!

Bellatrix: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

Sirius with a wand to Severus's head: What happens if I Avada you? Heaven?

Severus: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

Lily: *clicks pen*

Severus: *clicks pen in response*

James: Stop that.

Lily: Stop what?

James: You’re talking about me in Morse code!

Lily: Yes, that’s what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!

*later*

Severus, to Remus: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.