Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Tim: Why doesn’t anyone yell at Jeff to not do what he does?
Ben: Because even if I scream my lungs out his ego’s too high up for him to hear.
CR: Tonight, we will have sex. And afterwards, if you’d like, a little bit of being on fire.
Brian: The “g” in “Goth” stands for gay.
BEN: Correction: “Goth” is an acronym for “Gayest Of The House” *Finger Guns out the doors*
Brian: *Next to a biblical modelε* And in this house we honor the birth of-
Kate: *Bursts open the door, cake and decorations in hand* moTHERFUCKING TIM WRIGHT THAT'S WHO. NOW MOVE YOU HO HO HO'S.
Tim, off to the side: Brian... do we tell-
Brian: Nah she'll figure it out. Besides, she clearly spent whatever she had for a decent "present".