Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
BEN: Listen, listen.... I’m gonna blow your mind. A USB... is a knowledge Juul.
Jeff: H-How high are you?
Jane: If you ever come within six yards of me, I will flatten your sorry ass and I'll enjoy doin' it.
Tim: Why doesn’t anyone yell at Jeff to not do what he does?
Ben: Because even if I scream my lungs out his ego’s too high up for him to hear.
I don’t have a Tumblr account so I’m sending this ask through the submissions: Do you have any headcanons for everyone’s favorite non-killing little ghost kid, Sally?
Ahhh that’s totally okay dude ?! Like I should probably fix that the next time I work with my blog; on the topic of Sally, I do have some HC’s… (These are based off the original young Sally. I prefer what she used to be except for her story.)
•She beat Jeff in an arm wrestle once. Needless to say, he somewhat fears her now.
•Although a lot of the others are spread out and stay in different “zones”, Sally stays by Jeff primarily since he’s closest.
•Sally can float. Woah.
•She considers Jack like a Mr. Mom.
•Original 8 Y/O > New wannabe tramp 16 Y/O
•Her bear knows all, and it tells her all sorts of things she isn’t allowed to actually know. In saying this, she knows what happened to #3…
•Sally enjoys learning to knit in her spare time, but she isn’t any good at it. An example of this would be a textile square with a heart in it that she made for Jane.
•The kid isn’t allowed to kill but not because she doesn’t like to do it; in retrospect, she’s probably the most manipulative and violent one.
•Her favorite meal is a tie between nachos and salisbury steak- her mother always made the best.
•*On a doorstep for halloween* “Happy birthday”
•Is the most outgoing of your typical gang.
Brian: The “g” in “Goth” stands for gay.
BEN: Correction: “Goth” is an acronym for “Gayest Of The House” *Finger Guns out the doors*
Randy: Hey guys. I'm preparing to kick Jeff's ass at the corner of Little Elm and Monroe again. But before then wake me up in about five minutes so I can get my shit together. Keith: Randy it's been five minutes wake the fuck up. Randy: sssssnnnzzzzzz
*someone dies in the movie*
BEN: POT TWIST