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honestly i would even love him for using me like this

Diavolo really just wants to have some fun and makes all of these constant events at RAD as means to goof off. He wouldn't be able to do this without MC though.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow!" Diavolo announces.

The brothers stare at him in unimpressed silence. Nobody really feels up for it. They've got better things to do than stay at school and get sweaty in yet another of Diavolo's whimsical sports festivals.

"We're having a relay race tomorrow and MC is the baton," Diavolo announces.

Morale soars through the roof.

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"Barbatos, we need fireworks."

"Young Master, the student council has already used up this month's allotted budget. Can this not wait until next month?"

"MC says this is reminiscent of human world festivities that only happen once a year. It's time sensitive. It can only be celebrated this week, or else it's not the same."

There's a long silence as the two stare at each other, until Barbatos says, "I will ask the newspaper club if we can requisition some of their funds."

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Diavolo strolls into Purgatory Hall with a smile and news that "we're having a bake-off next week!"

"Didn't we just have one yesterday?" Luke asks. "Our pantry is still full of leftover cookies."

"We did, indeed. But that was a macaron bake-off. This will be a macaroon bake-off!"

Simeon looks serious as he asks "will MC be the judge again?"

Diavolo nods and the Purgatory hall members collectively get up to start researching recipes.

Gottem.

THE PRIVILEGE OF THE 7 BROTHERS THERAPIST !!

Things that the citizens of the Devildom witnessed that will prove that this Human have the characters at their beck and call

Versions: The Brothers, Side characters

Warnings: Gender neutral pronouns for MC, Cussing, Slight yandere themes (Belphegor, Asmodeus)

Links: Masterlist

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LUCIFER

This demon likes sticking to rules

Running on hallways? Detention

Eating during class? Detention

Not paying attention to class? Detention

No one is safe...

Except for one person.

The cafeteria if filled with loud noises, your voice shouting profanities to another demon specifically.

Everyone listening to the argument feels like they're stomach is about to burst out of nervousness because "What if Lucifer randomly comes in and put all of us is detention because we just stood by and didn't do anything to stop the fight?!"

And he did.

But what surprised them is that he didn't shout or anything, he just stood there for a few second and scanned the crowd looking for one of his brothers.

Spotted Mammon and came close to him before whispering something among themselves.

And then he just stood there

Doing nothing

As if it's just fucking okay to let a human, the exchange student at that, to scream and curse a demon because he won't cooperate into this project.

And when the demon started cursing back at you, the rules are suddenly so strict as if cussing will cause the end of the 8 rings of hell.

The demon is sent to detention, removed from the group, suspended, and many more.

And who knows? Maybe you pulled just a few strings to have that demon expelled.

But what the citizens sure know is that they never saw anyone again after talking to MC like that.

MAMMON

It was cute

Mammon would do anything for you, no matter how big or small it is.

One day, Mammon was spotted running around the halls of RAD.

Looking like he's getting chased by Lucifer, again.

But surprisingly, he's not.

He's just running around the school fetching your fan, notebooks, bag, pens, water or some snacks.

One time, you two were put in a group for this project and were talking about it with your other group mates.

Then you hit him with a "Mammon, I left my notebook on my desk in the potions class, can you fetch it for me?"

With just a blink of an eye, Mammon who was leaning on your shoulder just a few minutes ago is gone.

And with another blink of an eye he's there again with your notebook on his hands then he's back to leaning on your shoulder again as if he didn't just go to the other side of the school for a notebook.

LEVIATHAN

He's introverted

He won't go out his room if it's just for some lame party

I also headcanons for him to be the most unseen brother

Or like him having the smallest amount of photo and information online because he just won't go out.

Yeah, he won't go out if it's just some small, lame party but if Diavolo hosts it, what exactly can he do?

"Do you think the avatar of envy will attend this party?"

"Ha! No way... Lord Leviathan won't attend small parties or gatherings like these unless Lord Diavolo hosts it himself."

"Lord Leviathan really has a high standard when it comes to gatherings..."

And then poof

He's there

Beside you

A happy go lucky sheep beside a gloomy snake

What a match

And if you ask him why he would attend such gatherings when it's totally not even his style he would just go like "MC."

"What can I do? MC really wants to see the fireworks display."

"MC wants me to escort them."

So they got the hint on how to make Levi attend gatherings, either have Diavolo host it or invite MC too.

SATAN

He's angry

But not angry enough to yell when MC is around

Man's can go from 👹 to ☺️ real quick as soon as he felt MC's prescense

He doesn't know why too, but whenever he yell while you're around he thinks he'll fall out of favor

"WELL MAYBE IF YOU'RE SO PERFECT THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AROUND WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR HEAD FAR UP YOUR ASS- Oh, Hi MC? How are you?"

He'll talk so sweet in front you and then when you turn around you can see some veins popping out of his neck and forehead.

And if he can't really handle it and went berserk in your prescense another scary yet amazing thing you can is to put your hand on his body.

Shoulder, head, neck, wrist, arm, wherever it is.

Just pat him or link your arms with him and he will start to calm down.

ASMODEUS

People headcanon him to like it when you're obsessed with him but I think he's more obsessed to you.

Like he's down bad

You can do anything and he'll literally fawn all over it

"Look at the way they run their hands through their hair!"

"Look at how they work!"

"The way they hold that fork is so graceful~"

Literally, you're the only person that comes to his mind when someone said pretty

Except for himself of course

But I swear, whenever someone caught him staring at you the atmosphere gets so thick

You don't even know why but the atmosphere is heavy and the air suddenly smells so sweet

And those heart in his eyes, the way his pupils dilate

Yeah, you have this man worshipping you alongside himself

BEELZEBUB

Other than the fact that he's actually willing to share his food with you

He's willing to help you in any physical works

Like lifting up things, carrying your stuffs and sometimes even running errands for you

I mean, he actually doesn't do it a lot because Lucifer actually asks Mammon for this stuff because the things Lucifer needs to be done is a little...

Shady?

And he doesn't want to taint Beel's innocence.

So now since you're already a part of the student council when Lucifer needs to have something important finished but it requires physical work.

You and Beel will be partnered

And he doesn't have anything against it either

He likes it so much when you command him to do something actually

I mean, he's tall and buff but Lucifer won't ask him to do anything that includes hard labor except taking care of Belphegor

So you actually helping him make use of all those muscles made him feel a tinge of happiness

He feels like he's actually of use :)

BELPHEGOR

This little brat

He would kill for you and he means it

He's not scared to spill blood on broad daylight as long as it's for you

Someone bothered you? Dead

Oh this person annoyed you? Taken care of

Aw~ He told you you're cute and asked you out on a date? That's sweet! Dead.

He's just like that

He won't tolerate anyone who dared disrespect you

And Lucifer won't even put a stop into this

"I mean, Devildom is quite overpopulated and we don't want anyone disrespecting Lord Diavolo's plan on bringing the three realms together now." Is what he reasons everytime.

Oh, he also wakes up on command as long as it's you.

Lucifer and his brothers could be shaking him like he's dead and he won't even bother to open his eyes

But if you just pulled a "Belphie? Good morning..." Oh dear, he's wide awake and clinging to you.

How did he fall?

Oh my god

They fucking killed him

Yes yes they do they can also do the murder

Diavolo: Do you have representation?

Mammon: I call upon my lawyer MC!

MC: My client is innocent!

Diavolo (pinching MCs cheek): Of course he is, case dismissed!

Lucifer: Lord Diavolo there's crisp clean video of Mammon stealing from-

Diavolo (petting & cuddling MC): MC said he's not guilty, so he's not. What's so hard about that?

Lucifer: MC do you handle murder cases?

Master piece and thank you cosmicstarlatte

MC: Would any of you ever start a cult for me?

Satan: You're asking us,

Lucifer: The seven lords of hell,

Levi: If we would start a cult for you

MC:

Lucifer: Where do you think we go Tuesday nights

So, I asked a few friends of mine ( @authormars and @ivediedmorethan20times ) for an Obey Me character, and they gave me Lucifer and Diavolo. I wanted to write something, so here's this!

(gave up a little on dia's part......)

So, have you guys ever seen those videos of people playing opera songs on the piano in public? That's kind of where I went with this.

This is primarily Lucifer and Diavolo reacting to you singing opera in public, upon hearing someone playing the piano.

While the song used is primarily sung by a woman, it can be interpreted in any way.

This is based on the original timeline!

Warnings ;; None

Relationship ;; Can be viewed either way, wrote in a romantic sense though

Type ;; One-Shot, in bulleted form (because I'm not going to change it and it was originally headcanons.....)

LUCIFER ;; THE PRIDEFUL ELDEST

Lucifer decided to take you out to Ristorante Six, in order to congratulate you for your spectacular grades in RAD.

He was proud of you, and wanted to show you that. He figured it wasn't easy to get used to RAD's grading and curriculum, after all.

A few moments after the waiter delivered your food, you heard a paino start playing in the corner of the elegant restaurant.

You couldn't help but almost immediately recognize it. It was particularly famous in the human world.

Queen of the Night, one of Mozart's most famous pieces.

You cleared your throat and began to sing the lyrics, entirely in German.

Lucifer couldn't help but stop, his eyes wide as he watched you. He wasn't the only one either, the entire restaurant immediately turned toward you, even the pianist.

Lucifer slowly leaned back in his seat, a prideful smirk crossing his lips. He listened contently until you and the pianist finished.

"I never knew you excelled at opera. Believe it or not, I have a record of The Magic Flute. Would you like to borrow it sometime?"

DIAVOLO ;; THE HEAD OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL

Diavolo had decided to throw a party of complete grandeur. For what reason? He wanted to celebrate you. It came to him in a dream, despite the amount of times he's done it.

You meant a lot to him, whether you'd truly realized just how much, or not. The party wasn't any surprise, a simple show of his gratitude towards you, simply for your existence in the Devildom.

You hung out with Diavolo, watching people dance and drink and have fun. Simple chatter went back and forth between the two of you, before you piped up.

The pianist began playing another song, given the previous one ended. A song from a well-known opera. Queen of the Night, written by Mozart.

You couldn't hold back your excitement, beginning to sing along to the notes coming from the glorious ballroom's piano.

The entire ballroom seemed to watch you, surprised by the operatic sound of your voice. Diavolo stood by your side, a wide smile growing across his face as he heard you.

As soon as the song came to an end, you turned toward Diavolo, who immediately hugged you to his broad chest.

"That was wonderful! How long have you been singing opera? It was delightful! I can get you the finest pianist to practice with! I can't wait to hear more of your lovely voice!"

Oh my god. I literally can only think of one thing right now. And that is Obey Me. I need Obey Me requests so bad, it's not even funny 😭

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

This reads like something I'd write while crying but okay

Crack theory

While MC is in the past after the whole time travel nightbringer situation, the brothers in the original timeline have to go on with their lives without MC including celebrating their birthdays without MC

And that's why there's no birthday events

But that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!!!

The brothers: *looking suspiciously at the human food*

Mc: What?

Lucifer: This stuff… It's certainly disgusting

Mc: Oh, come on!!!

Belphie: Blew... looks as bad as it sounds…

Mc: Hear me out, if I can eat Charred Poison Belly Newt or Devildom Stir-fry with Toxic Chameleon, you can eat the fucking lentil stew.

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Mc and Mephisto walking around RAD

Demon: Hey Mc thanks for helping me with the job the other day!!!

Mc: You're welcome! If you need help again let me know.

Demoness: Mc, the song you recommended was awesome, come by the club soon!!!

Mc: I'll drop by there sometime.

Mephisto: It never ceases to amaze me how well you've integrated into Devildom despite being a human.

Mc: Well I grew up hearing that I was going to hell for this or for that. So let's just say I had my mind made up *sticks thumbs up*

Mephisto: What-

Mc: What I didn't expect was that this moment would come so quickly :D.

Mephisto: *covering his mouth with worry* I don't have words to refute that… But good for you… I guess.

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Just made some obey me memes, your welcome >:3

當他不小心看到妳和'他'在繁衍後代

尷尬喔......

事件:妳在和妳的男人在那個那個。唯一不同的是，你們兩個被他看見/抓包了

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路西法

他原本想找妳一起討論迪亞沃羅之前提出的新項目，但妳不在妳的房間裡。他不用多想也知道妳肯定在瑪門的房間，因為你們的關係比較緊，尤其是最近幾天。

當他走進弟弟的房間時，他只注意到他弟弟的跑車在原地晃動。

他在那裡愣了五秒，然後帶著一張非常不安的臉，緩緩的離開。

路西法見識過很多，但這.......這讓他需要一些時間才能緩過來，稍微想像一下，當一個爸爸看見自己的孩子和孩子的伴侶在做這種事，那是多麼的尷尬、多麼的噁心這就是路西法現在的臉。

從傲慢的化身變成尷尬的化身，這場面對他來說不完全OK。

瑪門

他想找他的犯罪夥伴一起試試他的新計畫，但妳並不在房間裡，他只能展開搜尋。

繞了悲働之屋一圈，他似乎聽到妳的聲音從圖書館裡傳來，但這不是他平時所聽到的，事實上，在那一秒他以為妳受傷了，這讓他加快了腳步。

他碰的一聲打開了門，卻只看見妳和撒旦......在一個座位上玩"扭扭樂"......

雖然撒旦和妳很生氣又很尷尬，但受到創傷的可是瑪門!他跟長子一樣，愣在原地驚恐了幾秒，等他反應過來，就會因為撒旦離妳太近而發火。

看著兄弟倆在爭論著妳該和誰跟為什麼妳該和誰待在一起，也許在這期間，妳和撒旦至少要找東西遮避一下。(或至少撒旦會因為他哥哥的打擾而憤怒。)

利維坦

他最近追的動漫的最新一集終於開播了，他必須立刻找到妳和妳分享他的觀點。

當他在走去妳房間的路上，他注意雙胞胎的房間裡有什東西。不過，偷偷看一下對他來說無傷大雅對吧?畢竟比爾和貝爾菲不過是一對chill bros :)

這男孩錯了，而且對他以為會看到的事情大錯特錯，他尖叫了一聲，雖然短促但你們還是聽見了。

當妳和比爾轉過頭還在擔心是誰在門口時，他已經消失在空氣之中。

可憐的利維躲在自己的房間裡，各種思想在他腦海裡掠過，恐懼、尷尬和嫉妒，我想我們都知道他會因為妳沒選擇他而感到不安，但這遠遠不及他剛剛所目睹的可怕場景。

撒旦

他在大門等著妳，這樣你們和所羅門可以一起去一家新開的貓咪咖啡廳。

但妳沒像往常一樣準時出現，這讓他又擔心又惱火。有貓一定要和MC一起嚕，妳不能這樣浪費他的時間!

在去妳房間的路上他聽見妳的聲音從路西法的辦公室傳來，妳到底惹出了什麼麻煩?為什麼沒叫上他?

當他看見路西法赤裸著臀部和妳在辦公桌上狂野的那一刻，他之前的想法全拋出九霄雲外，他噁心的摀著嘴，跟他進來時一樣飛快的離開。

這足以引起妳和路西法的注意並迅速穿好衣服。

無論如何，祝你們的貓咪冒險好運，因為現在妳和撒旦之間的氛圍不是很好。

艾斯摩德斯

他需要妳幫他拍照，但他就是無法挑選要穿哪件衣服，如果再晚一點事情就會變得更複雜!好吧MC，他穿什麼都好看，但他有選擇困難症啊!

當他要去妳的房間時，有一股熟悉的感覺從哥哥的房間裡傳來。利維?有趣!真好奇他在做什麼或看什麼，為什麼不和他一起享受這美好的時光?就算只是一些色色動漫他也想看:))

他毫不羞恥的打開了門，接著他被他所看到的畫面驚掉了下巴。妳在利維之上，在利維的浴缸裡，遵循著大自然所沒有的時尚規則-沒有衣服。

身為慾望的化身，他開始調侃和批評你們倆在做的骯髒事，這導致利維衝著他大喊大叫要他出去。

一被踢出房間，艾斯摩開始感覺不妙，不是因為他惹火了利維，而是因為他不該在這種情況進入別人的房間。因為在你們注意到他進來的那一刻，他所感到的淫蕩，自然會讓事情變得更糟。

比爾希巴伯

今天的訓練課程結束後，他在洗澡。正當他在想晚餐要吃什麼時，他聽見臥室傳出野獸的聲音。

好笑的是，他像什麼事都沒發生一樣的進門，就像平時所知道的你們，但他也不在乎。只要妳和貝爾菲沒受傷，那他就沒有什麼好擔心的。

他會和你們倆打招呼然後拿著他放在床上的東西離開，我知道這是很俗的想法，但沒有任何意見在比爾的腦子裡是有道理的。

他有點像是一個以為父母只是在玩扭扭樂，直到幾年後才發現真相的孩子。但我在此聲明，我們其實也不會很在意。

貝爾菲格

喔!可憐的男孩正打算和艾斯摩借一些枕頭，以供他和撒旦最近所準備的惡作劇。

相反的，他只看見慾望的化身讓妳處在一個非常獵奇的姿勢，相信我們都曉得這小奶牛所受到的創傷有多大。

艾斯摩會注意到但不會停下來，反而會讓妳大聲喊著他的名字，不只是為了好玩，也是為了讓貝爾菲感到不安。

怠惰的化身?睡覺?貝爾菲需不需要睡眠?喔不不不不不不，他現在完全相反，異常的清醒，不是因為他睡飽了。他想著今天如何不睡覺，絕對不是因為他打擊太大，他很好，只是他今天不想睡覺。別問，他很好，放過他吧!

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Favorite Obey Me + Nightbringer screenshots while I'm working on my first fic <3 (most are old but all are silly)

I love how everyone talks about Lucifer being so heavily tied with music its a cool concept,,, but right now all I can think of is him as he's approaching from a distance you hear the Ballora music from FNaF Sister Location slowly getting louder as he gets closer. I can't get the idea out of my head it's so stupid but honestly so fitting?? 😭😭😭

Okay, Okay, here me out-

Satan from obey me demon form but in this