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Ladies of Tumblr and KIK 21+

I am a man 51 years young from Norway. I like to chat with women from all over the world, just to learn about other cultures and ways of living.

Ladies: ::

I am not so much into "sexting", but more "texting" about anything and nothing. Just a daily chat. : )

Dont misunderstand me. I am NOT gay, bi, or into men. I like women. And I like to se a naked beautyful female body, So if I click "like" on your picture, it doesnt necaserry mean that I want to sext.

I also try to click like on women that I belive is 21+. : )

Gents: ::

What part of " Ladies only", dont you understand??? If you have a penis, I am not interested. : )

So with this words, I want to chat and text with women from the world, age 21+, about daily things. But I prefere adult ladies to chat with, because they know how to keep a convo going. : )

So LADIES.. If you want to, you can kik me at lickmagician, og snapchat me at jossqk.

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VIKING

So since Romania is basically in quarantine I started learning norwegian only because I listened once to wardruna. Do any of y’all have any recommendation as to what to use besides duolingo?

A group of Scandinavians built a replica of a Viking ship from scratch using only technology that would have been available at the time, then set sail from Norway to the US to prove the Vikings could have easily made the trip 500 years before Columbus did. Source Source 2 Source 3

Music Shoutout: Bernhoft

Bernhoft or Bern/hoft, sometimes also known by his full name Jarle Bernhoft, is a singer and musician from Norway. He's pretty well-known in his home country and part of Europe, but trust me when I say he really should be worldwide famous. With unique musical sensibilities that is drenched in soul and funk, he's the grooviest white man you'll ever meet and you know it.

If you listen to his recorded songs and albums and think, "Eeeeeh, this guy is pretty good, I guess," wait until you see his live performances. With the help of loop machine, he plays all the instruments himself and magically always sound like he has a full band with him. (Basically, for the Orphan Black crowd, he's virtually the Tatiana Maslany of music ;) ) Honestly, it'd be a gimmick if he weren't so good at it, but he somehow makes it all seem so naturally easy.

He already had 3 irresistible solo albums: Ceramik City Chronicles, Solidarity Breaks (buy), and most recently Islander (buy). Each of them had somewhat different vibes, but equally good. Being a well-rounded musician that he is, of course, the "gimmick" isn't all that he is. If you're interested, he also published live performances that he did with orchestral companion (with album Walk With Me (buy)), and also with actual band (in the double CD, 1:Man 2:Band). All of that showed that yes, there is nothing that he could not do. Oh, and he was also nominated for the Grammy Awards for his album Islander, so there’s that.

So, check him out already!

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Potato Klubb Norwegian Potato Dumplings Potato dumplings stuffed with a cube of ham are a specialty of the Trondelag region around Trondheim, Norway. Also enjoyed by many Norwegian-American families, the dumplings are boiled and traditionally served whole with melted butter, crispy bacon pieces, and stewed peas, or sliced and fried.

As a norwegian there are some english words that imo just dont match the vibe for what they are describing.

What do you mean a DECADE is only 10 years, and a century is 100?? I feel like if you're talking about something several decades ago that should be in dinosaur times

And dont get me started on left and right. The word Left is clearly this vibe:

(The logo for norways Right wing party, with the word HØYRE written bellow, aka the word for Right in norwegian)

I don't think we as humans appreciate dry and not slippery ground enough. Just being able to put your foot down and TRUSTING it won't move unless you make it.

Anyways, the weather in Norway is being insane, it's wet and icy as fuck, and I slipped on the ice and fell into a puddle on my way to work today...

Edvard Munch Madonna, 1894 Oil on canvas 90 x 71 cm Credit: Wikimedia Commons [Public Domain]

Edvard Munch Lady from the sea, 1896 Oil on canvas 100 x 315 cm Credit: Wikimedia Commons [Public Domain]

Edvard Munch The Sun, 1911 Oil on canvas 455 x 780 cm Credit: Wikimedia Commons [Public Domain]

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