Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Dean : SAM!?
Sam : Name, could be fine?
Dean : SAMUEL!!
Castiel : Full name? Not looking so good.
Dean : SAMUEL WINCHESTER!!!
Castiel : You are in trouble.
Dean : YOU TOO CASTIEL ANGEL OF THE LORD WINCHESTER.
Dean : Jack, what do you have?
Jack : A KNIFE!
Dean : Okay, have fu-
Sam : NO!
I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏
Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?
Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!
Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*
Castiel : You're adorable.
Dean : *blushes*
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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.
Castiel : Because he have little hands.
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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?
Dean : Did you ask Castiel?
Steve : He said no.
Dean : Then why did you ask me?
Steve : He's not the boss of you.
Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.
Dean : Getting gayer.
Steve : Thank you, Dad.
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Dean : *yawns*
Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.
Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Sam over the phone : Bobby, I need you to come pick me up right now.
Bobby : Why??
Sam : Dean is passive- aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 6 hours ago.
Dean : SAMUEL.
Sam : this bunker isn't safe anymore!
Bobby : I will pray Castiel for your survival.