Destiel Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

Dean, flirting by sms : What would you do if you found me tied up? ;)

Castiel, oblivious : Untie you.

Castiel, still oblivious : Can’t you cut the rope? Are you in danger Dean?

Dean : The only thing in danger right now is my self esteem.

Dean : *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Castiel : Stop that Dean. How would you feel if I banged you on the table?

Dean : I—

Dean : I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Castiel : I knew you were going to be stressed so I brought back some pie.

Dean taking the pie : God I love you.

Castiel : I love you too Dean.

Dean :

Castiel : You were talking to the pie, weren’t you?

Dean : I can love two things.

Dean : Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?

Castiel : I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you wear love.

Dean : Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.

Castiel : Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party, dear I love you so much

Dean : No,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just- Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?

Castiel : I prefer you... Just the way you are.

Dean : Oh my god.

Dean : Hey Sammy! red or black shirt?!

Sam : Black the red makes you look like a bitch.

Dean : Thank you!

Sam : No problem.

Sam, teaching Castiel to drive : Okay, you're driving and Dean and Gabriel walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Castiel : Oh, definitely Gabriel. I could never hurt Dean.

Sam, massaging he's temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Dean : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately

Jack, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.

*they sit there in silence for a moment*

Castiel : *Visibly panicking Flying away*

Dean :

Jack : hun?

Later, Dean talking to Sam

Dean : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Jack for suggesting that, or Castiel because he almost had a panic attack.

Sam dying of laughter : oH mY gOD!

Dean : Did Cas just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Sam : Yeah, he did.

Dean : And did I just do finger guns back?

Sam : Yeah, you did.

Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Dean : *raises hand*

Castiel : *puts his hand down*

Castiel : I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two people in my entire life, Dean and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Dean.

Castiel : Dean, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Dean : I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Castiel : Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Sam.

I have so much weird AU, like, the one where. Steve (harrington) is Dean and Castiel kid. Like the fuck? But I fucking don't care I love it 🙏

Castiel : So how’s the food Dean made?

Steve : It's great! Compliments to Him!

Castiel : *goes to the kitchen*

Castiel : You're adorable.

Dean : *blushes*

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Dean : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Castiel, whispering : Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Kid Steve, whispering : Because I have little hands.

Castiel : Because he have little hands.

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Steve : Can we go out to get icecream?

Dean : Did you ask Castiel?

Steve : He said no.

Dean : Then why did you ask me?

Steve : He's not the boss of you.

Dean, internally : It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Steve : And now for a gay update with my parents.

Dean : Getting gayer.

Steve : Thank you, Dad.

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Dean : *yawns*

Castiel : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Dean : Then you must be exhuasted.

Steve : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Dean : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Dean : Castiel is still mad about it, but me and Charlie were drunk and thought it was funny.

Sam : How do I ask someone to go out with me?

Dean : Well-

Castiel : Don't ask him, he asked me out on a MaCDO parking lot.

Sam : ...And you still said... yes?

Castiel : What happened to your nose???

Dean : I used him to break other guy's nose!