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SALIR CON KEN INCLUIRÍA...

(Quiero mucho a Ken y no me resistí a escribir esto 🫶)

Advertencia: No hay spoilers importantes, pero si no han visto la película VAYAN A VERLA!!!

•Ken haría muy obvio que está enamorado de ti: Te miraría como bobo todo el tiempo, tu sola presencia alegraría su día e intentaría impresionarte para llamar su atención.

•Una vez descubriera que no era necesario impresionarte para llamar tu atención querría pasar todo el tiempo contigo. Amaría hablar contigo sobre lo que sea ya que todo le era interesante si venia de ti y tu voz le resultaba muy dulce para sus oídos.

•Es el primero en hacerte cumplidos cuando te ve con un conjunto de ropa que te hace ver muy bien, (osea todo el tiempo para él), y querría alguna vez llevar uno que combine contigo.

•Se tardaría en confesar sus sentimientos debido a su temor a que lo rechaces, por lo que probablemente serias tú quien termine haciéndolo. Estaría muy sorprendido, pero también feliz de que compartas sus sentimientos.

•Se sentiría tan feliz de ser tu parejas que se esforzaría en ser el novio perfecto para ti. Comenzarían dándote pequeños regalos todos los días que le recordarán a ti por ser igual de lindos, tú le dirías que no era necesario, pero lo seguiría haciendo porque cree que te mereces lo mejor del mundo.

•Al inicio se avergonzaría cuando lo tomaras de la mano o besaras su mejilla, pero después sería él quién lo hiciera con gusto cada que te viera.

•Te escribiría canciones y te las cantaría en sus citas frente a la fogata de noche, en una de ellas sería donde se darían su primer beso.

•Sería el primero en decir "Te amo", te lo diría en cuanto se hicieran pareja, y desde entonces no podía evitar decírtelo seguido porque sentía que se enamoraba más de ti cada día.

•Disfrutaría mucho de hacer pijamadas juntos, también de arreglarse y vestir de manera combinada como tanto había querido.

•También le gustaba mucho bailar contigo durante las grandes fiestas, aún si en ese momento no querías hacerlo no dudaría en bailar con tal de impresionarte con sus increíbles pasos.

•Sería algo celoso, no le gustaba la idea de otro Ken haciendo esas actividades contigo o de si quiera teniendo tu atención, ya que sabía que cualquiera de ellos querría estar contigo.

•Claro que tú siempre estabas ahí para hacer que se vayan sus inseguridades recordándole que él era el único al único que amabas.

•En sus momentos privados te abrazaría y llenaría de besos mientras te dice cuanto te ama y que está muy feliz de estar contigo.

•"Te quiero más que ayer, pero menos que mañana" Sería la frase que describiría a su relación.

(publicado en wattpad también, no publicar de nuevo)

Lo veo perfectamente canon (?)

I wonder how the Kiwi lady who makes the Ryan Gosling dish towels is doing? specially with Barbie, now she can add Bandana Ryan to her arsenal of Ryan faces...

(the interview, for yalls viewing pleasure https://youtu.be/PCQeKU1t1do?si=kgHl7Zxd98JnpAHN)

About to watch Barbie!!!

About to watch Barbie!!!

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

but i don’t want to be kenough i want to be ke-more

Barbie tem seu mundo perfeito em Barbieland, como todas as Barbies por lá. Mas um dia, em sua festa ela questiona sobre a morte, e coisas estranhas acontecem com ela. 

Por isso ela vai precisar de ajuda, e vai atrás da Barbie estranha. Quando ela chega pra conversar com a Barbie estranha, ela diz: Que ela tem duas escolhas, continuar em Barbieland, ou ir para o mundo real e saber a verdade.

Aí começa a jornada da Barbie e Ken, que foi escondido no carro dela, para o nosso mundo, aonde eles vão descobrir diferenças entre a Barbieland e o mundo real. 

O filme faz várias piadas e críticas sobre a Mattel, machismo, patriarcado e com a própria Barbie.

E teve um ponto que me chamou atenção e que muitos não entenderam, tem um certo exagero como muitos homens tratam a mulher, mas a própria diretora do filme disse que é de propósito mesmo.

Que muitos não entendem o que uma mulher passa na vida real e ficou escancarado, para que todo mundo entendesse, mas não quer disser que todos os homens são assim.  

E trata-se também de mudança, porque só assim nós somos capazes de continuar buscando quem podemos ser.

Se não viveríamos eternamente numa caixinha a vida inteira como meros brinquedos realizando todos os dias as mesmas tarefas e acreditando que isso é felicidade.

Não só no mundo real, mas em Barbieland também, não é perfeito, tem que ter um equilíbrio em ambas as partes. Barbie mostra que a questão de gênero é muito mais que um problema social: é um problema existencial.

Não só coloca as mulheres numa caixinha que as impede de se tornar, de “ser”, como também impedem os homens do mesmo.

Barbie é sobre mudança e como lidamos com ela. É com a mudança que permite que nos tornemos, de fato, humanos.

Barbie contou com vários artistas da música para o CD, a minha favorita vocês podem ver aqui em baixo:

ok so tell me: which movie the NH boys would choose to watch? Oppenheimer or Barbie?

I love this question! Apologies if some of the characters are OC, I haven't played or talked about this game in a LONG time

NIGHTMARE HAREM :

OPPENHEIMER OR BARBIE ?

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I feel like he would want to watch Oppenheimer at first because he thinks Barbie is too ''girly''

And he's the future king so a movie about politics is necessary...right?

We all know that Mefy is the only one with a brain in their family...

But let's be honest, in reality this man is a Barbie movie watcher.

When he saw the trailer and heard people talk about it, he gave up all motivation he had for Oppenheimer and RAN to get tickets

He tried to get Levy to come with him, but he said no

That one guy to dress in full pink and yell ''HI BARBIE'' ''HI KEN'' at every single person he sees.

Every. Single. One.

He cries at the ending and he probably spent the whole movie insulting the antagonists

When he goes back home, he starts a deep conversation at dinner about feminism and womanhood

Does he buy Barbie merch? Fuck yes, he does.

Probably bitched for 20 minutes to Kaim about having seen Mikael at the theater

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Oppenheimer.

I do not take any objections, this man goes to see Oppenheimer.

He spends his days reading books about war and military tactics, there's no way he wouldn't want to watch a movie about war and bombs

Plus he believes it makes him more mature than Lucia

In reality, the simple fact that Lucia asked him to go see Barbie together was enough for him to completely boycott the movie.

He's embarassed by Lucia's new greetings tactics

He goes with Mefy and is amazed by the plot of the movie

He's not a fan of the more dramatic side of the story, he finds it quite boring. But he LOVES the whole military and war aspect of it.

He probably asks Lucia to add a bomb to their weapons, afterall it would be perfect to annihilate the angels !

Totally no risks whatsoever, right?

He definitely has a list of advantages for it and notes he took while watching the movie.

Lucia said no.

You would think this man would go see Barbie, right? Afterall, he just got those Barbie vibes

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WRONG.

This guy goes to Oppenheimer, he thinks Barbie is too boring and not violent enough

What did you expect?He ordered the execution of his two brothers and closest servants in his bad ending

He doesn't care that Barbie actually hasa deeper meaning, it doesn't have near enough pain and despair for him to be interested by it

He just want to see people suffer

Isn't rooting for any camp in the movie

He's rooting for the bomb to explode on everyone

Goes with Levy to see the movie and takes mental notes for his evil plans

Mikael immediately throws them away once he receives them

Giggles when there's a tragic scene and rolls his eyes everytime a character survives

He wants everyone to perish

He's the guy to spoil the ending to the next wave of people going inside the room

He's not sorry about it

He would go watch Barbie to spoil it to Lucia later

He goes to see Barbie for two reasons

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The first one being Kurt and his damned sad puppy eyes

The second one being that Oppenheimer is way too intense for him. We know for a fact that Oswald is a very soft person and that he tries to keep control over the reaper side of himself so there's no way he's going to see a movie about war

And the movie would make him sad

He would also probably go crazy just by the blood on the screen

Therefore he goes to see Barbie and he might put on some pink accents and accessories just to make Kurt happy

But nothing more, he really doesn't want to stand out in the crowd.

Despite his best efforst to stay discret, he will be flirted with by TONS of people

A big muscular guy going to see Barbie ? Anyone would be luckuy to have him

Spends half of hi paycheck on the arcade games and on snacks because it's Kurt's first time going to the movie theater and he wants the boy to have the time of his life

He went with Kaim and Kurt, but somehow Noel ended up tagging along

Nobody knows how or why, Noel is just there.

Neither, he's too busy and he really doesn't care.

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If he really had a choice, he would go see Oppenheimer because it's more realistic and could potentially be useful for the upcoming war in Nightmare

Sadly, he doesn't actually have a choice and is dragged to go see Barbie with Lucia

Lucia really didn't take Levy's rejection very well

He has to stop Lucia from screaming ''HI BARBIE'' or ''HI KEN'' at every single stranger they see

Is actually embarassed by Lucia's antics and just wishes to go back to the manor

His headache worsen when Lucia and Mikael sports each other and start to argue in the movie theater

He's this close to leave without Lucia

Swears to himself that he won't even go see a movie to a movie theater again

He ends up going again with Kurt and Oswald because Kurt gave him the sad puppy eyes.

Please someone let this man rest

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Barbie.

And Kaim gets him a little pink suit just for the occasion.

Let's be honest, Kurt is just a child and seeing how sensible he was in the game, I think he deserves to go see a more upbeat and colorful movie than Oppenheimer.

Especially since he lives in a place where war is a common reality, I believe that making him go see Oppenheimer would just make him worry even more about the conflicts between the angels and demons in Nightmare.

And he's a sweetheart so he deserves to go have some fun and laugh !

Probably asked Kaim what was a gynecologist after the movie

Kaim regretted going against his self-promise

He totally begged Oswald and Kaim to come with him and he spent the whole movie whispering to them

Ends up whispering to Noel instead and they become friends

Barbie.

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If he could, he would rent out the whole move theater just to not see anyone and watch his damn movie in peace

He just hates other people

This man doesn't give a shit about potential military tactics or war, he has Ricardo for that

And he's nuts enough fpor the both of them

So he goes to watch Barbie and bringes Noel with him because he needs someone to gossip with

He's the type to give judgemental stares at other people in the queue

Ricardo tags along and ends up complaining about it despite not being forced to come

He was even strongly encouraged to not come at all

When he sees Lucia in the movie theater he immediately makes snippy comments and snarky remarks about his outfit

Mikael wouldn't dress in full pink, but he would add pink undertones to his robes

This man is clearly HOOKED by the plot of the movie

He's LIVING it

Can and will shush anyone else talking during the movie. He just wants the premium experience and he won't let those peons ruin it for him

Just like Kaim, he doesn't care. He doesn't have time for this.

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But Mikael requested he joins him to go see Barbie.

So obviously he will go see Barbie.

He will also wear pink accessories and undertones of his usual attire, just like Mikael

He finds the Kens annoying and overall thinks most of the characters are creepy

Like why are they always smiling ??

He ends up being invested and probably slapped/ shushed Ricardo at least 5 times in the frist 20 minutes of the movie

Please make this man shut up

Ends up getting lost in the bathroom and almost murders Lucas, but Mikael finds him before he does

Later on, Ricardo will drag him to go see Oppenheimer

He hates it. Not because of the plot but because Ricardo and his ''friends'' won't keep quiet for 5 minutes

He feels weird after the movie...Almost sad. It hit too close to home for his comfort. He usually doesn't mind bloos, he's an assassin afterall...But he didn't like the tight feeling in his chest during the dramatic scenes.

Almost murders Lucas in the bathroom again

But this time no one comes to find him

Ricardo forgot him at the movie theater

Noel is just standing there wondering what to do and spots Oswald,Kaim and Kurt from afar

He ends up watching Barbie a second time

He's pissy about being near them, especially Oswald, but he won't stop followi9ng them around either

He befriends Kurt

Mikael sends out a search party for him the next morning since he went to sleep to the demons' manor

Decides to tag along to go see Barbie

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He will wear pink undertones like Mikael and if anyone dares to make fun of it they get a gun to their temple

He almost gets kicked out of the movie theater

Will make fun of Mikael and Noel all long the movie even though he's just as into it as them

Probably that one guy that doesn't see why Ken is the antagonist and doesn't understand the hidden message of the movie

He still boos Ken every time he appears on screen for shit and giggles

And whistle Barbie

For shit and giggles

Lucia accidentally says ''HI KEN'' to him and he was traumatised by the very lewd answer Ricardo gave him in return

Throws popcorn at the screen

Overall, he guy no one wants to have in their room at the movie theater

After he goes to see Oppenheimer with some friends

He drags Noel along to make him ''man up''

Ah toxic masculinity at it's finest

He ends p forgetting him at the movie theater

He's having the time of his life and laugh at everyone tragic scene

He hates every single character

But ta the edn, he grows attached to them and is on the edge of his seat

He will find a way to get Mikael to agree with a bomb fro the army

And he will totally spoil both movies to everyone just to be an asshole

Probably goes to both of them.

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He has no friends, please go with him

He somehow guesses the ending of both movies

He still cries at the ending of both movies and has no one to comfort him because he went alone

He absolutely loved Barbie and it only reinforced his feminist mindeset

Oltea has that effect on people

He wears a full bright pink outfit and gets so many compliments for it when he goes to see Barbie

He probably befriends the person sitting next to him

When he goes to the bathroom and sees Noel, he's thrilled to see the other man also went to see Barbie!

He ends up with a knife to his throat

When he goes to see Oppenheimer, he just gets sad

Why can't everyone find peace ? Why must people resolve their conflicts with violence and cruelty ?

Just like Noel, it hits too close to home for his comfort and he almost has a mental breakdown

He gets comforted by a group of nice ladies and when he goes to the bathroom to freshen up he sees Noel

Another knife to the throat!

Ends up going to a nearby bar with the group of ladies that comforted him and he finally found some friends

He's apart of the girls' club now

Seeing him without a mustache is like seeing an angel without its wings