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Ithica Saga - Blog Posts
*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*
Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*
Penelope: Love? What's wrong?
Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!
Penelope: What??
Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!
Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.
*meanwhile in the Underworld*
Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass
Don’t worry guys I’m not dead
Just working on things 👀
(I love how the creator is with the fandom 😭🙏)
Listening to the Ithaca Saga while heading to my ma's for Christmas and crying 😭😭😭
@the-wild-west-sys uncle Poseidon
-Tel
Antonius: Only the ocean and I will know~
Poseidon: Oh Tartarus nah!
Poseidon: The ocean will snitch! The ocean will snitch so hard!
Poseidon: The ocean will be pulling up to your king with a clipboard, tell him to sit down, and explain in incredible detail everything that happened with bullet points.
Poseidon: The ocean will be showing a PowerPoint presentation of the event.
Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.
All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly
And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such
So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.
His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son
THE KING IS HOME!!!! FINALLY.
and so so traumatized