Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Odysseus, still covered in blood : i've left a trail of red on every island and killed many people, would you still fall in love with me again :( ?
Penelope, a spartan, to herself: *Gods shut up faster so I can throw you on that bed that you won't move you sexy murderer*
@the-wild-west-sys uncle Poseidon
-Tel
Antonius: Only the ocean and I will know~
Poseidon: Oh Tartarus nah!
Poseidon: The ocean will snitch! The ocean will snitch so hard!
Poseidon: The ocean will be pulling up to your king with a clipboard, tell him to sit down, and explain in incredible detail everything that happened with bullet points.
Poseidon: The ocean will be showing a PowerPoint presentation of the event.