Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Tara:
Tara: Water you doing?
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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?
Reid: Swimming..
Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
JJ: Elephants.
Luke: Blocked.
Matt: Camels.
Luke: Extra blocked.
Garcia: Donkeys.
Luke: Ultra blocked.
Reid: That dick.
Luke: ...Followed.
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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.
JJ: I need boy advice, help!
Emily: Kill him.
Emily: Wait. People actually tell their crushes they like them?
Derek: What the hell do YOU do?
Emily: I die? What kinda question...
Emily: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I’ve forgotten something.
Derek: You left me in a Walmart parking lot like, three weeks ago.
Emily: I did that on purpose, try again.
Emily, pointing: Can I sit there?
JJ: That’s my lap…
Emily: That doesn’t answer my question.
JJ: I feel like doing something stupid.
Emily: I’m stupid! Do me!
Emily: Well, well, well, if it isn't the feelings I've been trying to avoid.
Therapist, on a meeting with Reid : And what do we do when we are sad ?
Reid : Get a new PhD.
Therapist : No-
Morgan : Flirt with cute girls.
Therapist : ...What ? Wait, where did you come from ?
Garcia : Buy way too much cute stuff to forget.
Hotch : Work way too much.
Rossi : Hyper focus and be paranoid about killers.
Therapist, clearly not ready for this, or for people popping out of nowhere : Wait-
Emily : Fake death while getting high.
JJ : Close up and be completely silent.
Therapist :
Therapist, throwing their files on the ground : ...Nope. I quit.
Hotch : Do you want to talk about your mental state, Prentiss ?
Emily : No.
Reid, spinning around in his chair to face them : I do !
Hotch, sighing : I know, Reid.
Reid : I'm sad !
Hotch : I know, Reid...
Tara : Are you a top or a bottom ?
Emily : I'm a threat.
JJ, from across the room : She's a bottom.
Emily : What are you, five ?
Morgan : Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Emily :
Morgan :
Emily :
Morgan : ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ
Reid : I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more.
Garcia : ...Hun, that's a coma.
Reid : Fancy name for a nap.
Morgan : You know what sucks ?
Reid, without looking up from his chess game : Vacuum.
Morgan : No- In a metaphorical sense ?
Reid : Black hole.
Morgan :
Morgan : You know what isn't cool ?
Reid : Lava.
Morgan : ...I swear there's a special place in hell for you. Smartass.
The rest of the team in the jet : giggles, Hotch fist-bumping Reid.
Garcia, pouring honey into her tea : hell yeah get into that leaf juice you sexy bee sauce
Reid : ...Do you take constructive criticism on your sentences
Garcia : No.
Morgan : Listen, it's no big deal, we can cross that bridge when we get there.
Garcia : No, YOU listen. I overthink everything, I'm already on that bridge, so we need to figure it out now.
Reid : Remember when "A series of unfortunate events" was a book series and not my life ? Because I don't.