Hotchniss - Blog Posts

Emily: Aaron and I are getting married!

Tara: Don’t share your personal problems with everyone else.

Redoing the criminal minds ships as Taylor songs, each ship has two besides Ralvez because I couldn’t think of another song for them, sorry.

Jemily: August or lavender haze

Ralvez: Labyrinth or Sweet Nothing

Hotchniss: Illicit affairs or all too well

Moreid: Out of the woods or You’re losing me

Garvez: Paper rings or How you get the girl

Morcia: Style or gorgeous

Jeid: The one or Champagne problems

Spencelle: Midnight Rain or right where you left me

Willifer: Come back.. Be here or Lover

Demily: Red or Enchanted

Temily: Dress or Daylight

Spaeve: Exile or Haunted

Emily: Do you think I’m ugly?

Reid: It’s not about looks, Emily. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Emily: Reid...

Reid: For example, someone's heart.

Emily: Aw... Stop it-

Reid: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.

Emily: Seriously, stop.

Hotch: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Emily: It’s not a joke.

Emily: *sniffles*

Emily: I’m a legit snack.

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Just some Criminal minds ships as Taylor Swift songs.. Don’t mind me

•Hotchniss - All Too Well

•Morcia - Style

•Jeid - Everything has Changed

•Jemily - Illicit Affairs or August

•Garvez - Paper Rings

•Demily - Gorgeous

•Spencelle - Right Where You Left Me

•Moreid - Blank Space

•Willifer - Come back.. Be here. Or Lover

•Spencer and Maeve - Exile

May post more but idk yet. 🤷‍♀️

Emily: Am I in trouble?

Hotch: Take a guess.

Emily: No..?

Hotch: Take another guess.

I just realized that Hotchniss (Hotch & Emily) are the songs, All Too Well, Enchanted, AND Illicit Affairs. not only that but I have a Taylor Swift songs for almost every Criminal Minds ship.

Is it just me or have someone else noticed too, that 4 Criminal Minds character have their own chapter with their name as a title? Penelope, JJ, Spencer and Morgan.

Okay, there is a Lauren title for Emily but it's just a hoax name... It would be spectavular, if in the first chapter of season 17 would be the title: Emily-so we could get insight through her personal life since she has became Unif Chef or get some flashbacks. Besides her, Hotch and Rossi missed out. An ,,own,, chapter and their own little story 🤪☺️

Hotchniss Short story

Warnings: canon general violence and gore, a little sad (why doesn’t he trust her 😭??) but also ✨fluffy✨

Prompt/idea: Prentiss is irritated by the very obvious fact that her boss doesn’t trust her…

The Reason Why

Part 1:

Black boots clicked against the tile floor of the bullpen as a raven haired lady paced back and forth with some mix of anger and anxiousness in her eyes.

“I just don’t get it!”

Her sudden outburst made all eyes in the room turn on her but she was too preoccupied with her thoughts to notice.

“I mean I tried everything! I did exactly as he asked! I put more trust in the team! Haven’t I JJ?!”

JJ gave one of her famous ‘eh…I don’t what to tell you looks’

“Well…”

“Really JJ, really?”

She pressed her lips together and looked up at Prentiss, giving some thought as how to calm her friend. Finally she spoke

“I know but that’s sort of how Hotch is but you don’t have to worry I’m sure he’ll come around eventually.”

JJ spoke kindly as she walked toward her office. Her kind voice made Prentiss take it down a notch but she was still irritated.

“That’s how he is? Demands trust but doesn’t give it himself? Man, come on!”

Morgan and Garcia give each other a look and then laugh, finding the situation amusing.

“Oh you think this is funny?” Prentiss sighed at her co-workers not taking her concerns seriously.

“Very.” Both replied in unison.

Then all of a sudden JJ walked out in a matter of fact sort of way that showed everyone she meant business.

“We have a case. Let’s meet in 5.”

Prentiss dragged her heels into the conference room, desperately wishing for a day off. She was right behind Morgan, Garcia, and Rossi. As she entered she saw Hotch, JJ, and Reid were already seated around the table. She stopped and gave a look to Hotch who didn’t say anything. ‘Like I’d sit next to him’ Prentiss thought to herself and she placed herself between JJ and Reid. Something that everyone in the room noticed.

JJ got up and pressed a button on the remote to show a power point presentation of some gruesome and violent pictures. It was a little difficult to get use to but you eventually become desensitized to all the blood and gore. It didn’t disgust them but the heavy emotions that came with were always in the back of everyone’s head.

-Insert JJ brief explanation of the case-

“That’s strange. There’s no connection between the victims at all and they’re all different ages and races. And on top of that the bodies were found no where near each other. How are we sure this is even related?” Morgan raised an eyebrow and viewed his file.

“All the bodies that they found had the branding on them.” JJ spoke pressing a another button and an image flashed across the screen.

“The justice scales?” Reid questioned.

“Yes each body was found with the scales on their chests.”

“So this unsub is acting out some sort of twisted justice?” Rossi was next to speak and stated the same thing Prentiss was thinking.

“A vigilante in New York?” Morgan spoke, remembering another case they worked on previously.

-insert continued discussion cause I’m too insecure in my writing to write a believe-able case-

-At the police station in New York-

Prentiss was little too distracted by her boss. ‘He would normally reply to all my snarky and sarcastic comments but he’s just ignoring me now?’ She angrily stared at him from across the room. ‘Wait a minute is this some form of silent treatment? Oh my God is he serious?’

She had to calm her annoyance and focus on this case. She didn’t want the team to notice. She didn’t even know why it bothered her so much. It’s not like she wanted his attention. But she did work with a group of excellent profilers and they had come to a conclusion as to why they were acting this way before either Prentiss or Hotch could figure it out.

“…”

The BAU team sat in silence and gave each other knowing glances (apart from Reid who didn’t seem to get it)

“Hey, Prentiss maybe you should just go talk to Hotch directly and see if something’s bothering him…or maybe he’s just trying to get under your skin.” Morgan instigated while trying not to smile.

This made Prentiss slam her hand on the table.

“No way Jose! If he’s not talking to me then I’ll ignore him too.” She determinedly walked over to the coffee table making the team sigh.

“When will they get it?” Garcia sighed over the phone.

“Seems like Hotch has figured it out, isn’t that why he’s ignoring her? Putting some distance between each other?” JJ replied to Garcia.

“Ahh I just can’t with them!”

“Yea neither can we.”

The team laughed with each other.

A/N: Heyy hope you enjoyed part one! This is my first hotchniss fic so go easy on me! Let me know if you want more!

Hello to everyone in the criminal minds fandom I’m new here lol! But I’ve seen lack of cute fanfic (or maybe I just read them all and need more) so at this point I decided to just start writing them… Yea maybe I’m a little addicted but come on. I have some vague ideas of what I’ll write and if you have any prompts, scenarios, or even full on story ideas then send them to me!

hotchniss instagram (soft launch edition)

this is the first time i've done this – feel free to leave requests!

Bonus:

THE WAY THIS ENTIRE SONG JUST SCREAMS HOTCHNISS

hello lovely people🫶🏼 i am now sharing a snippet of a fic i am currently writing, so that i feel pressured to continue writing and will actually finish it 🫣 (below the cut!)

“I, uh, I am planning on proposing to Emily an-“

“Oh, finally,” Jack interrupts, a tinge of exasperation in his voice, “It’s literally been years, dad! Uncle Dave and I were wondering how long it’d still take you..” He mumbles the final part.

Actually, it is the entirety of the team that wonders when Aaron will finally pop the question, their love and affection for the other so clear, it seems like a crime she hasn’t got a ring yet. 

Emily Prentiss x text messages!

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She wasn’t looking forward to attending her mother’s huge Christmas party at all, didn’t want to converse with all these people she didn’t know, but seemed to know an awful lot about her. This giant building her mother referred to as “their home“ wasn’t home to her. To her, it had always felt like she didn’t belong. Politics, a world she was born into, a game she still learned to perfect, something she tremendously hated. She didn’t want to have to deal with any of it tonight, but seeing as she came “home“ for the holidays, she didn’t really have a choice.

She forced laughter at the bad jokes her mother’s friends made, the stories they told her the most boring things she's ever heard and she faked smiles when her mother introduced her to yet another person she had no interest in getting to know.

All of it seemed to never have been relevant, though, as she locked eyes with him.

they're in love, your honor.

I saw somewhere (here, twitter,tiktok i don't remember 😅) how the ship name of Hotch and Emily came up...

This person said that they can't understand how Hotch and Prentiss make Hotchniss bc in Prentiss the n is before the t.

Guys his whole name is Hotchner

So Hotchner and Prentiss make Hotchniss