Follow Your Passion: A Seamless Tumblr Journey
Nero: Ver- I Mean dad I got you a gift for Christmas.
Vergil: *surprised that Nero actually got him something.* what is it-
Nero: *stabs Vergil with blue rose* MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!
Nero: you know, I just realized something, you’re the reason I have a drinking problem.
Vergil: of course I am. I’m your father.
Vergil: y/n! Y/n! Grab my hand! As your future husband I command it!
Dante: Uh oh you shouldn’t have said it! *looks at Y/n* Here’s a hammer!
Vergil: *saving Y/n from a demon* there I saved your life now I can go back to ruining it.
Vergil: *Slams the door to Devil May Cry open* Dante. The mother of my child is trying to kill me.
Dante: *Not looking up from his magazine* Which one?
Vergil: I know how to pick them....
Dante: *watching the news* Vergil was at the park today.
Nero: why do you say that?
Dante: the playground is on fire
Nero: what makes you think he was there?
Dante: I haven’t seen Verge all day and when bad things happen it’s usually him.
*Vergil walks in*
Nero: Hey, where were you?
Vergil: *walks by them* the park
Nero:
Dante: TOLD YA
Nero: are you going to apologize for ripping arm off?
Vergil: No but I will apologize for the condom breaking.
Dante: Okay Verge. Let’s play a game. Take a sip every time you see something stupid.
Vergil: *looks at his brother and takes a sip*
Dante: I hope you get fucking plastered and get robbed again.
Vergil talking about Y/n: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for them, but what?
Dante: Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep...
Dante: Verge you kinda remind me of Darth Vader from Star Wars. You know why?
Vergil: Because I am seen as the most feared man in both the demon and human world?
Dante: No. because you’re a deadbeat dad that ripped his son’s arm off you inconsiderate asshole.
Nero: FUCK YOU
Kyrie: Ok there is a party and there are nine kids and only six chairs, what do you do?
Nero: Get three chairs
Dante: have them all sit on the floor
Vergil: Have them fight to the death for the right to sit on a chair....
Nero: NO!
Dante: Oh vergil! I’m both respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your brother by coming in anyways! *breaks the door down riding Cavaliere*
Vergil: It was unlockced you fool!
Dante: Vergil! We have a problem!
Vergil: I know, I’m looking at it.
I am obviously overtired and stressed and all but tell me why I cried when I found out you can turn into V while playing as Vergil 😭 My boy is back 🥺🥺🥺 I missed him so much
First post on this blog!
The last days of school. My art teacher has this wicked Ipad Pro he let me use. Too bad I never finished it.
Dante and Vergil. Come from one of my favorite videogames.
I can’t believe I actually finished a drawing. I didn’t think I knew how to do that.
I’m obsessed with DMC5 at the moment and V is one of my favorite characters. I think about what his character means in regards to Vergil constantly. Capcom, bring him back and my life is yours.
I accidentally made nails in DMC Vergil's style