Criminal Minds - Blog Posts

Reid: Did you win? Or just not die?

Reid: Either way, hooray.

Emily: ...Is ‘no’ a valid answer?

Reid: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me

Just some random Incorrect Criminal Minds Quotes.

Tara, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Reid: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Tara:

Tara: Water you doing?

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The BAU team every time Gideon does something against the rules: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Morgan: Hey Reid, do you have any hobbies?

Reid: Swimming..

Morgan: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-

Reid: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

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Luke: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Reid: Thanks, it's the trauma.

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Luke: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

JJ: Elephants.

Luke: Blocked.

Matt: Camels.

Luke: Extra blocked.

Garcia: Donkeys.

Luke: Ultra blocked.

Reid: That dick.

Luke: ...Followed.

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Morgan: Reid, it’s the third time this week you’ve had a mental breakdown and its Monday.

Morgan: How many hours did you sleep last night?

Reid: 4 surprisingly.

Morgan: Straight?

Reid: No bisexual, why?

Reid: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Garcia: How tall is Luke?

Reid: Around 5 feet and 8 inches.

Garcia: Then 5 feet and 8 inches

Emily: Can someone here please peer pressure me into working out?

Spencer: Work out or you’re straight.

Emily: I said to peer pressure me, Not to threaten me!

Garcia: I actually have a black belt!

Rossi: You have a black belt In karate?

Garcia: No, from Gucci

Reid: I started seeing someone.

Morgan: Do you mean like a therapist, or dating, or.. hallucinations..?

Reid:…

Morgan: Reid-

Honestly one of my favorite unsubs.

Episode: “Pleasure is My Business”

I’ll probably get blocked by some but I honestly love the ships Bakudeku, Ralvez, and Komahina. But Ralvez is probably my favorite.

Just some Criminal minds ships as Taylor Swift songs.. Don’t mind me

•Hotchniss - All Too Well

•Morcia - Style

•Jeid - Everything has Changed

•Jemily - Illicit Affairs or August

•Garvez - Paper Rings

•Demily - Gorgeous

•Spencelle - Right Where You Left Me

•Moreid - Blank Space

•Willifer - Come back.. Be here. Or Lover

•Spencer and Maeve - Exile

May post more but idk yet. 🤷‍♀️

Emily: Am I in trouble?

Hotch: Take a guess.

Emily: No..?

Hotch: Take another guess.

I just realized that Hotchniss (Hotch & Emily) are the songs, All Too Well, Enchanted, AND Illicit Affairs. not only that but I have a Taylor Swift songs for almost every Criminal Minds ship.