Me When Someone Asked Me About My Childhood Crushes: Nah, I Didn't Have Any.

"Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are...I will gladly do so!"

Suspect -> narcissistic joy

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

You can't tell me this isn't canon

Ryker: Women shouldn't curse

Astrid: Get fucked

Ryker: *blinks in surprise*

Just watched a baby poop show/toy ad or something....it was quite a surprise for many reasons

1. It was a musical

2. that singers screamed into the mic constantly (it was trying to cut itself off)

3. The babies were shuffling their butts like dogs...that's just weird

And 4. The animation....it just hurt

AYOOOO????

Was anyone going to tell me "cat" means "battle" in Old Welsh or was I supposed to learn that by myself?

I don’t think anyone would’ve been more confused by Naruto than Yamato. Yamato met Naruto and Naruto immediately wouldn’t shut up about Sasuke. Naruto refused to work as a team with Sai because of Sasuke. Naruto gives Yamato the “take my legs and I’ll still find a way to be with Sasuke” speech. Yamato watches Naruto have a panic attack over Sasuke. Naruto confesses dreaming about Sasuke to Yamato. Naruto loses his shit on that bridge because of Sasuke. Naruto lays awake at night thinking about Sasuke. Naruto does all that training with Yamato just to be like “Oh so only I can amplify Sasuke’s fire..” and then Yamato watches Naruto marry a woman. I would love to know his thoughts on that.

If I had a penny for every best friend breakup that resulted in one of them becoming extremely angsty while longing for the other I would have at least two pennies.

Jayce "I thought you were done with Hextech...and me." Talis

Optimus "You have betrayed Cybertron and its citizens. And you betrayed...me." Prime

Made a horrible poem (because it isn't a poem more of a thing i wrote) about love. Here it is:

Love is a smile that lasts all day long

Because with the simple thought of you

I remember joy and warmth

Love is remembering your favorite food, flower, and color

And smiling when i see them

Because now i find you in everything

Sometimes when you laugh

I see all the other times

And i think about how much warmth and happiness

A simple sound can bring me

Sometimes days aren't simple

Sometimes we cry

But it's times like those

That make your smile afterwards

The brightest

And when i can't remember

how to smile

You remind me

If i've forgotten to eat

or take a break

You fill my heart

And when you hold my hand

And my heart

Close to yours

I feel like home

This is love

But mostly

This is you

EXACTLY!

Tigress lived her life trying to be better, meet expectation (until her teens when she was allowed to learn her own style of Kung Fu) and even aftwerward she wanted to help Shifu, her dad, further. She wanted him to have peace with the defeat of Tai Lung.

In the scene where Po is picked as Dragon Warrior we see Tigress' reaction. She's almost disappointed at the thought of being chosen but ready to accept it. And even though she hasn't been chosen, seeing it as her failure, she is determined to defeat Tai Lung.

And she was pretty close with the Furious Five to back her up. Tai Lung was just too strong though. I mean honestly teaching someone nerve acupuncture Shifu, really?

Sorry lol, i just love Tigress.

I believe we don’t talk about this scene as much as we should.

We all remember this scene, right?

This scene takes place after Po’s training and the battle between the Furious Five and Tai Lung. It was clear who had won the battle.

Here, we see Shifu recovering the Five’s nerves after they were attacked by Tai Lung using his nerve attack (which Shifu had taught him).

This scene absolutely broke me. Because not only can you hear the disappointment in Tigress’ voice when she says, “I thought we could stop him…” but her face also indicates that she feels guilty for not being able to defeat Tai Lung, making it clear to her that she is not the Dragon Warrior. None of them were.

The title she worked hard for almost all her life. The only chance she knows that could finally give her the love and approval she’s been longing for was not meant for her…