Ranpo: There’s This Cafe That’s Been Selling A Special Limited Time Cake. But Every Time I Get There,

Chuuya: I just want to be held and loved.

Akutagawa: Didn’t you just punch Dazai after he hugged you?

Chuuya: I said I wanted to be loved, not assaulted.

Noctis about Diana

Diana is my age and we went to school together. She became overprotective of Prompto and when this one girl began making fun of him, Dia brought a homemade reverse bear trap from the Saw movies to school and put it on the girl. The class and the girl start panicking and the trap goes off. Turns out it wasn't real but a prop she made and it squirts out this red liquid all over her. The thing dyed her skin red for a month. Cor was watching over Dia and he was not pleased by her action. She was on a month long training punishment with him. Best thing is, the girl left Prompto alone. Also Dia is banned from horror movies due to concern she will do what the killers do so Ignis had to take all of them away. I have them now and I let her watch them since her commentary is amazing!

Fyodor: This interview is over.

Nikolai: Great! See you tonight!

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.

Sigma: Fyodor wants me to inform you, he does not want bloodshed inside the base.

Nikolai: Yes but did he say anything about outside?

Chuuya: *Looking at Lovecraft’s true form* Who do we call for this?

Dazai: Ghostbusters! *Gets punched by Lovecraft into a tree*

Dazai: I yearn for the urn

Kunikida: Who says you’re being cremated? I’m throwing you in the nearest dumpster when you die.

Mc: Leander reminds me of a puppy.

Vere: we should put him down then.

Mc: no!

Mhin: neuter him.

Mc: stop!

Ais: send him back to the shelter.

Mc: Guys no!

Ardyn: come on now Prompto dear. Haven't you heard "love is an open door?"

Prompto: NO LOVE IS A CLOSED LOCKED BARRICADED DOOR! *shoving a bed up against a door*

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

"There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!"

"Get that arm out of your mouth! You don't know where that has been!"

"For a second I thought you were Gladio"

"Prompto would be fine here since he's still a virgin."

"Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I'm not insane."

"Yes, let's split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way."

(If you have any ideas post them!"

Nero: you know, I just realized something, you’re the reason I have a drinking problem.

Vergil: of course I am. I’m your father.